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Rachel: Off to see young Ethan?
Joey: How young is young Ethan? Young?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch.]
Young Ethan: I am telling you, up until I was, like nine, I thought that gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happen.
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Young Ethan: Okay.
Young Ethan: What?
Young Ethan: Yeah, I'd really like that.
Young Ethan: Uuh, before we get into any staying-over-stuff, there is something you should know.
Young Ethan: Well it's somewhere in between. You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not uh..., well I, I mean I haven't ever uh...
Monica: Ethan?
Young Ethan: Yeah?
Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.
Young Ethan: Yeah. You do know I was talking about you, right?
Young Ethan: Wow!
Young Ethan: You know, you read about it, you see it in the movies. Even when you practice it at home, man oh man, it is nothing like that.
Young Ethan: Oh god, don't tell me, I did it wrong.
Young Ethan: Oh.
Young Ethan: Huh!
Young Ethan: Uh, listen um, as long as we're telling stuff, uh, I have another one for you. I'm a little younger than I said.
Young Ethan: Oh, I'm a senior... in High School.
Young Ethan: I just had sex.
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
Young Ethan: Well, you never told me how old you were.
Young Ethan: I wasn't thinking. I was too busy fallin'...
Young Ethan: ...in love with you.
Young Ethan: (nods) Sorry.
Young Ethan: Who?
Rachel: Mon, Ethan called again. Mon?
Rachel: Ethan called again.
(Ethan enters)
Young Ethan: Hey.
Rachel: (understands that Monica and Ethan wanna be alone) Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?
Young Ethan: All right, look. I've gotta tell you something. I'm not 17. I only said so that you'd think I was cute and vunerable. I'm actually 30, I have a wife, I have a job, I'm your Congressman. Monica, this is ridiculous, we're great together. We can talk, we make each other laugh, and the sex. Oh, man, okay i have no frame of graft, but I thought that was great.
Young Ethan: Then, what's the problem?
Monica: Ethan, it's um... it's icky.
Young Ethan: Icky? You're actually gonna throw this away because it's icky?
Young Ethan: No, don't say it. (closes Monica's mouth with his hand)
(Ross, Rachel and Joey come back from the bathroom. They discover that Monica and Ethan aren't finished talking to each other yet.)
Aurora: Mmmm... Ethan is my... boyfriend.
Aurora: Don't worry. I imagine he'd be okay with you because really, he's okay with Ethan.
Chandler: Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know.. (He starts to raid the fridge.)
Chandler: What, Ethan? He got to spend the whole day with you!
Chandler: Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan?
Chandler: Oh, so what you're saying is you're not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself?