words in movies
Aurora: Don't worry. I imagine he'd be okay with you because really, he's okay with Ethan.
Chandler: Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan?
Aurora: Mmmm... Ethan is my... boyfriend.
Chandler: Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know.. (He starts to raid the fridge.)
Chandler: What, Ethan? He got to spend the whole day with you!
Chandler: Oh, so what you're saying is you're not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself?
Joey: How young is young Ethan? Young?
Young Ethan: Yeah, I'd really like that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch.]
Young Ethan: Yeah?
Young Ethan: Wow!
Monica: Ethan?
Young Ethan: Okay.
Young Ethan: Huh!
Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.
Young Ethan: Oh, I'm a senior... in High School.
Young Ethan: ...in love with you.
Young Ethan: Oh god, don't tell me, I did it wrong.
Young Ethan: Well, you never told me how old you were.
Young Ethan: (nods) Sorry.
Young Ethan: Who?
Young Ethan: Then, what's the problem?
Young Ethan: What?
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
Young Ethan: I just had sex.
Rachel: Ethan called again.
Young Ethan: Hey.
(Ethan enters)
Monica: Ethan, it's um... it's icky.
Young Ethan: I wasn't thinking. I was too busy fallin'...
Young Ethan: Oh.
Young Ethan: I am telling you, up until I was, like nine, I thought that gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happen.
Young Ethan: Icky? You're actually gonna throw this away because it's icky?
Young Ethan: No, don't say it. (closes Monica's mouth with his hand)
Young Ethan: Yeah. You do know I was talking about you, right?
Young Ethan: Well it's somewhere in between. You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not uh..., well I, I mean I haven't ever uh...
Rachel: (understands that Monica and Ethan wanna be alone) Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?
Young Ethan: You know, you read about it, you see it in the movies. Even when you practice it at home, man oh man, it is nothing like that.
Rachel: Off to see young Ethan?
Rachel: Mon, Ethan called again. Mon?
Young Ethan: Uuh, before we get into any staying-over-stuff, there is something you should know.
Young Ethan: Uh, listen um, as long as we're telling stuff, uh, I have another one for you. I'm a little younger than I said.
(Ross, Rachel and Joey come back from the bathroom. They discover that Monica and Ethan aren't finished talking to each other yet.)
Young Ethan: All right, look. I've gotta tell you something. I'm not 17. I only said so that you'd think I was cute and vunerable. I'm actually 30, I have a wife, I have a job, I'm your Congressman. Monica, this is ridiculous, we're great together. We can talk, we make each other laugh, and the sex. Oh, man, okay i have no frame of graft, but I thought that was great.
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.