words in movies
Monica: Everyone at our school heard it!
[Time Lapse, dinner has ended for everyone except Joey who looks like to have finished the turkey, until he turns the plate around and reveals he only ate one side.]
Ross: Look, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasnt true?!
Monica: All right, listen youre just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll!
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Ross and Joey. Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it.]
(Chandler nods along and they enter the whirlpool room and remove their robes. Only Chandler is lacking a certain item of clothing. You see this is a coed whirlpool, which means swimsuits, and in fact there are two women already there and Chandler didnt seem to wear his. Needless to say, everyone is shocked, including Chandler.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]
(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
Phoebe: (while everyone else is stunned) Ooh! I found it!
(Joey starts to eat the rest of the lasagne and everyone turns and stares at him.)
[Time Lapse, everyone is now eating.]
Ross: (British) Come again? Whats-whats this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, Im-Im not English. Im from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. Im sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because Im-Im hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram. Rachel is on the phone.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]
[Scene, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe and Rachel is there.]
(Everyone laughs.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is sitting around the kitchen table. Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery.]
Joey: Even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear..
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Joey.]
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]
Phoebe: YOU’RE SO GENEROUS AND KIND AND (crowd stops cheering) YOU'RE AMAZING IN BED (everyone hears it and stare at them.) (to everybody) IT’S OUR ANNIVERSARY!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, tiem lapse. Everyone but Joey and Monica are there.]
[Everyone takes a bite of their trifle.]
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Joey: Hi everyone.
Steve: Yeah, he's the handy man. He's gonna be retiring next week and everyone who lives here is kicking in a 100 bucks as a thank you for all the hard work type of thing.
Monica: (to everyone) It's Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK?
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
Ross: We're shushing... because... we're trying to hear something. Listen. (everyone is silent) Don't you hear that?
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.)
Monica: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't...(Everyone looks at her), but this is about your horrible mistake.
[Cut to the hospital, later. Everyone is talking about Nana.]
(Everyone starts to imitate him.)
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Rachel.]
(Cut to later. Everyone is totally depressed by now.)
(Everyone leaves the apartment.)
(Suddenly, everyone stands up and comes out of hiding. All of them are glaring at Monica.)
[Time lapse. Everyone is upset with each other. Phoebe is at the window.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
(Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandler)
(Everyone cheers. Monica opens the door. Bobby is obviously very depressed)
Monica: So I'm kissing everyone?
Rachel: Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that.
[Scene: The Airport, everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel.]
Monica: I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day, I get off work and I find out that they wrote this (puts on her chef hat) on my chefs hat. (The hat says Quit, bitch)
Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]
(Scene: Central Perk. Everyone is there.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey is decorating for Christmas.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except for Chandler. Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up.]
Ross: Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... (shuts door in his face and walks away)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Chandler. Phoebe runs in, excitedly.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Ross and Chandler. Monica is making food, and having everyone try it.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is lamenting to everyone about hid dad's affair.]
Phoebe: Oh, exellent. Everyone was so, so nice.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there. Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. Chandler joins in, followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang. Ross starts humming theme from I Dream Of Jeannie.]
Phoebe: (looks at her cards) Yes! (everyone looks at her) .... or no.
(Everyone says no and folds, except for Ross, who thinks about it.)
[Time lapse. Now everyone but Ross and Phoebe is back at Monica and Rachel's.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there except Rachel.]
Phoebe: Everyone. Except for uh... no everyone.
Ross: Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that?
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is looking at papers.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there; Chandler is showing everyone his new computer.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Phoebe enters.]
Teacher: Alright people, now everyone grab a partner.
(Everyone is amused by Chandler's comment.)
Phoebe: Well, c'mon, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing, then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear!
Ross (on the verge of tears): I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.
[Scene: Carol's Room, she is ready to give birth. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy.]
(Everyone heads for the door.)
Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
(Everyone follows Rachel to the living room. Monica pulls Joey aside.)
(Everyone goes over to comfort Monica)
ROSS: Hi everyone.
PHOEBE: What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No, what's that all about? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.
(Monica picks up a glass to take a drink, everyone ducks as though she was about to throw it.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
RACHEL: Um, everyone?
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.
[Ross approaches Rachel, away from everyone else.]
(Everyone looks at him, confused.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Its closer to dinner. Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner.]
(He goes up on stage, mimes like he's giving the speech, and Chandler takes his picture. However, before he gets down everyone starts clinking their glasses for a real speech.)
PHOEBE: Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I'm telling you a story, OK. And, and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh, now.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.]
[Everyone takes a step back from Phoebe]
[Everyone looks at each other in amazement.]
MONICA: It's goin' great. Right on schedule. Got my little happy helpers.[everyone groans]
[Everyone laughs]
[Everyone except Joey and Chandler leave.]
Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.
Phoebe: Oh, God bless us, everyone.
[Everyone gasps. The show ends.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]