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Monica: No, no, wait. (checks Ross's itinerary) His flight doesn't leave for another forty-five more minutes.
[Scene: Airport, Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape. Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape. He is getting on the jetway. The flight attendant is there.]
Flight Attendant: Alright!
Flight Attendant: Hi!
Flight Attendant: May I see your boarding pass?
Flight Attendant: Oh, oooh. I'm sorry. You are not allowed on the jetway unless you have a boarding pass.
Flight Attendant: No no no! Federal regulations!
Flight Attendant: Alright. What's the message?
[Cut to the Jetway, the flight attendant enters, walks past Ross, and approaches an older man with his wife who is also wearing a blue jacket.]
Flight Attendant: Sir? Sir? Excuse me, sir? Uh... I have a message for you.
Flight Attendant: It's from Rachel. She said that she loved the present, and she will see you when you get back.
Monica: Well, it's the thought. Hey, doesn't Ross's flight get in in a couple hours? At gate 27-B?
[Cut to the jetway, the old man who the flight attendant delivered Rachel's message to gets off the plane, his wife still upset with him.]
[Scene: That same plane cabin, Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder. She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea. An evil idea when he looks at his pen. Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking. The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone.]
Ticket Agent: This is the final boarding call for Flight 009.
RYAN: I better get out of here, I'm gonna miss my flight.
Rachel: Sorry. Paolo's catching an earlier flight.
Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
Joey: Nah, Im too depressed to eat. Ill probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess Ill just fly home with you guys, what times your flight?
Rachel: Rome. Jerk missed his flight.
Ross: That is precious! Listen! I need Rachel's flight information.
Joey: All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.
Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather, he- died about two hours ago. But I-I-I couldn't get a flight out 'til tomorrow, so here I am!
Kate: Flights in an hour. I-I gotta go.
Ross: Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?
[Scene: The Virgin Atlantic flight to London that Rachel is on.]
[Scene: The airport, Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London.]
Rachel: Hello. I need to get on the 11 o'clock flight.
Monica: All right. When is, when is the next flight out?
The Flight Attendant: (To Ross) Hope you had a nice flight.
Rachel: Okay, Ill see you back at home, if I ever get a flight out of here.
[Scene: The airport, the flight to Yemen is being called.]
Rachel: (Faking cheerfulness.) Hello. Umm, when is your next flight to London?
Passenger: If youre planning on doing that throughout the entire flight. Please tell me now. So that I could that a sedative...or perhaps slip you one.
Ross: MY SANDWICH!!!!!! (Ross's scream scares a flight of pigeons away.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in.]
The Flight Attendant: Miss? May I help you?
David: Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I cant miss my flight.
The Flight Attendant: (to another passenger) Welcome to Las Vegas.
[Scene: The airport, Elizabeths flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off.]
Ross: MY SANDWICH!!!!!! (Ross's scream scares a flight of pigeons away.)
Phoebe: Are you sure? Ill bet theres another flight to Minsk in like
Gate Agent: (On the P.A.) All ticketed passengers for Flight 1066 to Athens should now be on board.
[Time lapse, Rachel pushes the flight attendant call button, takes Ross's drink, and spills it into his lap.]
The Flight Attendant: (To Rachel) Thank you! (Not sure of herself) Enjoy your flight?
Gate Agent: (On the P.A.) This is the last call for Flight 1066 to Athens. The last call.
Monica:: Hi, how was your flight? (She hugs him)
JOEY: Wow!� That didn't take long.� I thought you said Tulsa was, like a three hour flight.
Ticket Agent: (On the P.A.) This is the boarding call for Flight 009.
Monica: Okay, don't miss that flight. You know I love you.
Monica: Oh, okay. Alright, it's flight 421. Leaves at 8:40.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a flight risk?!
Ross: Right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time. He's always in a good mood after the flight attendant says "duty free".
[Scene: Flight 1066 to Athens, Rachel is ordering a drink for Ross and herself.]
Ross: Okay, flight 421 to Paris. I don't see it, do you see it?
Monica: That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8:40, Newark airport.
(Rachel approaches and we see the fruits of Ross's evil plan. He has drawn a moustache and beard on Rachel. The flight attendant just ignores it.)
Rachel: Well, I-I-Ive been on Standby for a flight home for hours.
Phoebe: Wow, eight hour flight with a one-year old? Good luck, mom.
PA: This is the final boarding call for flight 67 to San Diego, boarding at gate 42A.
Monica: Oh come on, its only fair, you paid for the flight. Now is, is that enough lire?
Ticket Counter Attendant: (on the P.A.) This is the final boarding call for Flight 664 to Yemen.
Rachel: (to the flight attendant who appears in record time. It was only seconds after Rachel pushed the call button was she there. Once again, more proof that TV isn't real, IRL she would've been waiting for the rest of the flight and by then Ross's pants would be dry.) Hi!