words in movies
PHOEBE: Sure, oh, is, is Frank home.
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
MRS BUFFAY: Yeah. Frank.
FRANK: Yeah. What? [a young guy comes around the corner]
PHOEBE: Oh, ok, um, I mean Frank senior.
[she turns to leave, Frank follows]
FRANK: Hey lady. Hey wait up. How do you know my dad?
FRANK: Heavy.
FRANK: No but he didn't really talk about anything.
FRANK: Except stilts.
FRANK: Yeah, he loved stilts. One time I was upstairs, I was stealing cigarettes out of my mom's purse, and uh, all of a sudden I look over and there's my dad's head bobbing past the window. He just had this big smile on his face and he was waving 'cause he was always happiest when he was on his stilts.
FRANK: Yeah.
FRANK: Me neither. So you're like my big sister.
FRANK: This is huge, you can buy me beer.
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
FRANK: Cool, alright. So maybe, ya know, I could give you a call sometime, we could talk or somethin'.
FRANK: Alright.
FRANK: Ok, yeah.
FRANK: Yeah hey, you know if you want I can take you around back and show you where he hit his head on the rain gutter.
Frank: Yeah, yknow when we found out we were going to have a baby, yknow I figured yknow like I should yknow have like a careerand I love refrigerators!
Frank: Well y'know about the tongue thing, y'know, and how I told you about my likes and my dislikes...
Frank Sr.: (Seeing the look on her face) Y'know what? Strike that. My name uh, actually is-is Joe. Uh, Joe umm, Hill.
Ross: Listen, I gotta tell ya, I-Im having a great time! Yknow how before you said it might be weird, the whole student teacher thing, and to be frank I thought it would be too, but its not. I mean its not at all.
Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)
Phoebe: Come, sit. (He's hesitant.) Sit. (Still hesitating.) Sit! (He sits on the arm of the couch.) Umm, all righty, before we get started I justI need you to state for the official record that you are in fact Frank Buffay.
Frank: Well um, I was in ah Mrs. Knights ah, I mean Alice, sorry, Alice, I always do that. I was in her ah, Home Ec class.
Frank Jr.: Oh, that's Frank Jr. Jr. pulling the tampons out of the lady's purse. And that's Chandler climbing on Chandler, and that's Leslie throwing bagels at him.
Frank: YESSSSS!!!!! We got a baby boy!!
Frank: That was Alice's mom, she said she left five hours ago. She should be here by now!
Chandler: Wouldnt that be Frank the III?
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
Frank Sr.: Phoebe, I-I-I-umm, (Sits down next to her and brushes against her leg.) Oops. (He backs up.) I just, I-I-I-I dont, I dont know what to say. I just can't believe that you're my daughter, you're so pretty.
Frank: Whoa! Big octopus.
Frank Sr.: Y'know, I don't think I want the lipstick that much. (Gets up to leave.) But umm Oh, would you do me a favor? And umm, would you, would you give Lilly that, please? (Hands her a note.)
Frank: You-you work at one of those massage parlors?
Phoebe: Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you (Points to Chandler) about, cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me.
Jasmine: Fine. (starts to leave, and points at Frank) I dont like you!! (leaves)
Frank Jr.: What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog! (Laughs.) Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
Frank Sr.: Y'know what, I gotta go. And thank you so much for coming. (Hands back his glasses and hurries out.)
Phoebe: Hey, Frank. Look, okay, I know that you think I did like this totally evil thing, but I so didnt. Theres someone here who can explain this better than I can.
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony]
Frank: Umm, Alice ah, she ah, called it off.
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
Frank: Oh well, um, your, your laundry just smelled so good, that I thought Id curl up in it. Is that all right?
Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!
Frank: (entering with his fianc�e Alice, who is obviously much, much older than he is) Hey! Hey! This is ah, my fianc�e, Mrs. Knight. (he points out Phoebe to her)
Frank: Whoa!
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
Frank: I mean, how hard can it be? Y'know, I mean, y'know, babies, y'know who doesnt want babies right? And besides y'know, I never had a Dad around, and ah, now-now I always will, cause y'know, itll be me. Right?
Frank: Come on little Chandler, it's time to be born. Come on little Chandler! Come on!
Phoebe: (stops) Please! Please! Please! Please! Oh please! Please! Please! Frank and Alice asked me to baby sit the triplets and Im nervous cause Ive never done that before by myself!
Frank Jr.: Alright, alright, alright. Remember what we talked about. When we're in a public place, there are certain rules.
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Hi.
Frank: Hey.
Frank: Whoa!!
Frank: Melt stuff.
Frank: Whens your birthday?
Frank: Your not doing it.
Frank: What, wait, you mean like this? (does it)
Frank: I know a guy whos the 18th.
Frank: October 25th.
Frank: Yeah.
Frank: Yeah, you can melt art. Hey, can I use your phone?
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank is melting a plastic spoon.]
Frank: No, I wanna melt it.
Frank: What?
Frank: (starts laughing) Yeah!
Frank: Gnight.
Frank: Well, I dont think this, y'know.
Frank: You mean like watch?
Frank: Hey, what kind of work do you do?
[Scene: Phoebes, Phoebe and Frank are watching TV.]
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Frank: Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?
Frank: She broke my arm.
Frank: This?
Frank: Then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me.
Frank: Well, when I tell my friends about her she will be.
Frank: Yeah, y'know I feel like I can really talk to you cause y'know youre my sister, y'know.
Frank: Ow!-Ow!-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Y'know, ow!
Frank: (starts laughing) Wow! Thats wild! No, I had no idea.
Frank: No, she touched mine first!
Frank: Well, no, maybe-maybe it wasnt perfect, but y'know it was pretty cool, y'know, cause we had all those great talks y'know.
Frank: Wait thats-thats, what thats not what you do?
Frank: I dont know, I mean, y'know, this is the city y'know, I just, I mean, I dont know.
Frank: Hi!
[Scene: Healing Hands Inc. (Phoebes work), Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl.]
Phoebe: (turns around and hits Frank) So thats what you thought I did!! God! Thats not what I do!
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Frank: How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesnt melt.
Frank: Hi!
Frank: Oh, yeah!
Frank: Do you?
Frank: Yeah, she was my best teacher.
Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Alice: (entering with Frank) Hi!
Frank: Yeah, so we just thought wed stop by and let you know theres still no pressure.
Phoebe: Frank! Hi!
Frank: (entering) Hi!
Frank: How are you?
Frank: You dont have it anymore?
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
Frank: What, you dont think I know that?
Frank: (noticing the puppy) Oh, whos this little guy?! (Grabs the puppy)
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)
Frank: Its out there man! Ive seen it! I got it!!
Frank: You can have it!
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what Ive got with Alice.
Frank: All right, man!!
Phoebe: (to Joey) Youre Franks best man?!
Frank: Oh, thanks.
Frank: What?
Frank: Are you serious?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]