words in movies
PHOEBE: Sure, oh, is, is Frank home.
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
MRS BUFFAY: Yeah. Frank.
FRANK: Yeah. What? [a young guy comes around the corner]
PHOEBE: Oh, ok, um, I mean Frank senior.
[she turns to leave, Frank follows]
FRANK: Hey lady. Hey wait up. How do you know my dad?
FRANK: Heavy.
FRANK: No but he didn't really talk about anything.
FRANK: Except stilts.
FRANK: Yeah, he loved stilts. One time I was upstairs, I was stealing cigarettes out of my mom's purse, and uh, all of a sudden I look over and there's my dad's head bobbing past the window. He just had this big smile on his face and he was waving 'cause he was always happiest when he was on his stilts.
FRANK: Yeah.
FRANK: Me neither. So you're like my big sister.
FRANK: This is huge, you can buy me beer.
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
FRANK: Cool, alright. So maybe, ya know, I could give you a call sometime, we could talk or somethin'.
FRANK: Alright.
FRANK: Ok, yeah.
FRANK: Yeah hey, you know if you want I can take you around back and show you where he hit his head on the rain gutter.
Frank Jr.: Alright, alright, alright. Remember what we talked about. When we're in a public place, there are certain rules.
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Hi.
Frank: Hey.
Frank: Whens your birthday?
Frank: Whoa!
Frank: Whoa!!
Frank: Melt stuff.
Frank: October 25th.
Frank: What?
Frank: Your not doing it.
Frank: Yeah.
Frank: What, wait, you mean like this? (does it)
Frank: I know a guy whos the 18th.
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank is melting a plastic spoon.]
Frank: Yeah, you can melt art. Hey, can I use your phone?
Frank: (starts laughing) Yeah!
Frank: Gnight.
Frank: No, I wanna melt it.
Frank: She broke my arm.
Frank: Well, I dont think this, y'know.
Frank: Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?
Frank: You mean like watch?
Frank: Hey, what kind of work do you do?
[Scene: Phoebes, Phoebe and Frank are watching TV.]
Frank: No, she touched mine first!
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Frank: Then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me.
Frank: Well, no, maybe-maybe it wasnt perfect, but y'know it was pretty cool, y'know, cause we had all those great talks y'know.
Frank: Wait thats-thats, what thats not what you do?
Frank: Well, when I tell my friends about her she will be.
Frank: I dont know, I mean, y'know, this is the city y'know, I just, I mean, I dont know.
Frank: Yeah, y'know I feel like I can really talk to you cause y'know youre my sister, y'know.
Frank: Ow!-Ow!-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Y'know, ow!
Phoebe: (turns around and hits Frank) So thats what you thought I did!! God! Thats not what I do!
Frank: (starts laughing) Wow! Thats wild! No, I had no idea.
[Scene: Healing Hands Inc. (Phoebes work), Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl.]
Frank: This?
Frank: How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesnt melt.
Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Alice: (entering with Frank) Hi!
Frank: Hi!
Frank: Yeah, so we just thought wed stop by and let you know theres still no pressure.
Frank: Oh, yeah!
Frank: Do you?
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
Frank: Hi!
Phoebe: Frank! Hi!
Frank: (entering) Hi!
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Yeah, she was my best teacher.
Frank: Its out there man! Ive seen it! I got it!!
Frank: (noticing the puppy) Oh, whos this little guy?! (Grabs the puppy)
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)
Frank: You dont have it anymore?
Frank: Oh, thanks.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
Frank: What, you dont think I know that?
Phoebe: (to Joey) Youre Franks best man?!
Frank: Are you serious?
Frank: What?
Frank: You can have it!
Frank: Yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain!
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what Ive got with Alice.
Frank: Wait a minute, wait, this is because of you?
Frank: All right, man!!
Phoebe: Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank.
Frank: Hi, Mrs. Knight.
Alice: Hi Frank.
Frank: Oh my God, I think Im gonna cry!
Frank: Hey, yknow I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?
Frank: Well, we got into a fight cause ah, she said I was to immature to get married.
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
Phoebe: (entering) Everbody this is Frank! This is my half-brother Frank.
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Phoebe: No, Im really okay with this. Yknow why? Cause look at them, and I made that, so I know its gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, its gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. (To Frank and Alice) I wanna carry your baby.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You name the day, and I'll be there.
Frank: Well, okay, so whats nowgo get, go get the eggs, put em in there.
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Frank: Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right.
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
Phoebe Sr: Uh-huh. Wow! Well, look! Theres Frank. (points to the picture.)
Frank: I know! Why dont you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Chandler: (reading the back of the picture) Me and Frank and Phoebe, Graduation 1965.
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
[Scene: Central Perk, Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe.]
Frank: Its so cool man, its so, its just cause being with her is so much better than like not being with her.
Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasnt like that I... Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.
Frank: You hopped a little bit. Yeah, I really sorry.
Frank: Oh, well just probably the worst one since Ive been alive.
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
Frank: We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like, "Hey! Y'know, were here, having lunch lets get married!
Frank: Uhh, yeah.