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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral.]
[Scene: The cemetary, after the funeral.]
Chandler: You're watching a football game at a funeral?
Monica: Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all.
Phoebe: (to Rachel) Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andie McDowell's the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?
Monica: Oh my God, it was the best funeral ever! I mean, everyone loved the food, and guess what? I even got another funeral for tomorrowthe dead-guy-from-today's best friend. I mean, it is like I am the official caterer for that accident!
[Scene: In the living room at the funeral]
Ross: Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!
[Scene: Back in the kitchen at the funeral. Phoebe is there, Monica enters.]
[cut to the living room of the same dwelling, where the funeral guests are mingling. Monica enters.]
Monica: I swear, I promise. I promise. Oh my God, I'm so excited! {And I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! Sorry, just couldn't resist it.} All right, listen let me tell you, do not get her flowers. Okay? Because y'know, she cries when they die, and there's the whole funeral
Ursula: Thanks! Enjoy your funeral.
[Scene: The Funeral Home, continued from earlier. Phoebe is returning after looking for her father.]
Phoebe: Okay, I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunnys funeral?
Chandler: Right, I mean, come on, I'm sure that if you had a funeral or a memorial service, tons of people would come.
Monica: Oh sure, now you�re Mister Sensitivity. But when you wanted to have sex right after my uncle�s funeral
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the funeral, everyone is there.]
Monica: (Entering from her bedroom, talking on the phone) Yeah, once again, I am sorry. Thank you. Bye. (To the gang) I just had to turn down a job catering a funeral for sixty people.
Rachel: (seeing the collection of characters.) Wow! It looks like the Easter Bunnys funeral in here.
Phoebe: I know, it's tough. You know what the first thing I did after my mother's funeral was?