words in movies
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is at the foosball table trying to get Phoebe to play a game with him.]
PHOEBE: No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar, forced to play soccer forever. Ahh, hello, human-rights violation.
Joey: And shes back in the game.
Chandler: Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane? (pats his Travel Scrabble game)
Joey: What about Game 1 of the Series?
Chandler: Okay, easy Martina. I think we should let them win the next game.
Chandler: No, we're playing this game I learned at work. You have to name all the states in six minutes.
Joey: Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
Ross: I hate America! When I finish this game, I swear I am moving.
RACHEL: Why, when did you get out of the game?
JOEY: Ok, uh, hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smells and one who bruises you who would you pick?
Chandler: Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)
JOEY: No, not that one. We're trying to figure out who to bring to the Knicks game tonight, we have an extra ticket.
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
Rachel: Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
Joey: To tape the game? You do this every time Ross, youre not gonna be on TV!
Joey: I don't know who made you the boss? All right? We (Ross and him) invented this game!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game. Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger. The girls are in the kitchen.]
Joey: Me too! Theres a game on Tuesday do you wanna go?
Joey: Well it's okay, its like... its just a football game.
Phoebe: Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I dont think I can help you after all, I didnt realize this game was on.
Rachel: How was the game?
Chandler: Yeah! Im just pretending to watch the game so I dont have to help out with stuff.
Chandler: Good game!
Chandler: Im watching the game, but Im not deaf!
Monica: Okay, Im next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Dont! Dont start another game! I said Im next! Phoebe!
Rachel: Dont just say yes! This isnt a game, Joey you can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!
Phoebe: Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you, then maybe I should just keep it.
Chandler: Why do you want to play this game so bad?
Chandler: Who cares? Its a stupid game.
Monica: Chandler! Phoebes hogging the game!
Chandler: I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they dont.
Joey: No-no-no-no, hes not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game.]
Monica: We were playing a game.
Phoebe: Lets try something else, lets play a game.
Aunt Iris: No! That's bluffing. Lesson number one. (walks into kitchen) Let me tell you something... everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap. (to Phoebe): Nice earrings.
Chandler: This game makes no sense!
Phoebe: Shocking! Lets play the game of who can stay quiet the longest. (Giggles)
Chandler: This game is kinda fun.
Chandler: This is the best game ever!!!
Ray: Yeah all thats gone. Its basically just a simple question and answer game now.
Ray: Uh well, the game was too complicated and research showed people didnt follow it.
Phoebe: Yeah! Its not like it spits out a Clark bar after every game.
Monica: No, honey, its. thats a special plate. See its a game, whoever gets that plate wins.
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
MONICA: You should go to the game.� It's okay.� I want you to.
Joey: But the auditions in a couple hours and I dont even understand the game.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching football, and its actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit (although not this years), as Monica is getting everything ready.]
Rachel: Oh thank you so much. (Picks up the guy's spirit level) Oh oh wait! You forgot your erm...Your game. (hands it to him)
Rachel: Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, whos ass I cannot kick.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop]
Ross: I wasnt farting! (To Mona) Uh, a little game from our table. (To the little girl) Yes?
CHANDLER: Because I didn't know how to tell him that I couldn't go to the Knicks game.� So, I just told him that I had to stay in Tulsa.
Joey: Yeah! (Monica goes in the bedroom.) Yknow, she could use a little (Whistles that she needs to do what theyre doing.) (Something happens on the game.) Oh nice shot!!! (They all cheer.)
[Scene: The hallway, Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game.]
Mike: They have a game room downstairs! Ping pong and stuff.
Mike: Ten bucks a game?
Mike: (boasting) Game, point!
[Scene: the hotel game room. Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
(they continue to play ping pong and then Mike scores, winning the game)
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Mike: Great game, huh?
[Scene: the hotel game room. There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in]
Monica: Game?
Chandler: I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?
Joey: (getting an idea) Hey, y'know what a really good rainy day game is?
Phoebe: We were at the game, and this guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing...
Monica: How about at a game, on the big screen?
Ross: Oh! What a game, huh?
Rachel: Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)
Ross: We're still going at the game, right?
Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
Chandler: (looking through the peephole) That's a lie, you went to the game, I can see Joey's hand.
Ross: Oh, but it's a kind game! So we're a little late, you know, the girls will be there, let's stay just for one more goal.
Joey: Yeah, a naked bagel game? (Picks up his dropped bagel.) (To Chandler) Dude, I dont know. Thats a pretty small hole.
Joey: Oh, so we didn't win, but it's fun to play the game, right?
Monica: Oh, that was our favourite game show ever!
Ross: Except for "Match game"...
[Scene: Joey's at the game show "Pyramid" with host Donny Osmond.]
[Scene: The game show studio. Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle.]
Ross: He-he was with me umm, were playing a little game, yknow? Hide and seek.
Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical relationship. (Joey is puzzled.) Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Phoebe: Uh-uh. Ehm, a Knicks game.
Monica: It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing against other people, so technically I didn't lose.
MONICA: Chandler look, I don't want to be one of those wives who says, "You can't go to the game.� You have to spend time with me."� So, if you could just realize it on your own . . .
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross. Marcel chitters about.]
[cut to later, Joey, Rachel, Ross, and Tim are watching the football game, and they all cheer loudly.]
Monica: Oh, how do you play the shadow game?
Donny: Now Gene I must remind you, you need all six of these to stay in the game, all right? Describe for Joey things you find in your refrigerator.
Monica: Are you kidding?! I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade! This is likeOh my, this is like my second favorite game!
Chandler: Oh, it doesnt matter. (Kisses her on the top of her head.) Hey, yknow what, Ive got two tickets to tonights Rangers game, you wanna come with me?
Chandler: Well, you manheads aren't any better. You lied about going to the game. You knew it would make you late, and you still went anyway.
Ross: (in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokesUnless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?
Conan: It was a little game. Yeah, with an electric buzzer.
Chandler: Okay-dokay, you've each won a game and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life. So everybody goes home a winner.
Ross: This is helping your career?! Huh? I thought you wanted to be an actor not the creator of crazy lawsuit game!
[Scene: The park, everyone is warming up for the rugby game. Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross.]
Chandler: I don't know. Except that, for one last time... (he touches the players as he says the following) Good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game.
Joey: Well, you gotta give him something that he cant say no too. Like uh, Knicks tickets! Invite the guy to a Knicks game, youre guaranteed hell say yes!