words in movies
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail.]
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica, what're you doin'? This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. It's gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz...(look of realization)
(Joey makes a sound like a game show wheel spinning with the pointer bouncing off of the bars on the wheel as it slows and comes to a stop.)
(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)
Mike: Maybe, before the game we could enjoy some eight year old some small batch Basel Hadens.
Phoebe: Yeah, it all just came screaming back to me. (Monica exits.) (To Chandler) So hows the game?
Monica: Oh, what a great argument, exhaling! All right, y'know what, Ill prove it to you, okay. Ill trade you Joey for Rachel, and Ill still win the game.
CHANDLER: Hey, no, I've never been lower or wetter. I'll be fine. I'll just turn your, uh, bedroom into a game room or somethin', you know, put the foosball table in there.
Joey: Oh no, I cant go. Im practicing; I got an audition to be the host of a new game show.
Chandler: Look Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay? That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.
Chandler: I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.
Ross: Yes, it was the trophy you got if you won the game. But our Dad said, nobody won that game, and he was sick of our fighting, so he took the trophy and.... (pauses to collect himself, as he is on the verge of tears saying this) threw it in the lake.
Ross: Okay. Well, apparently Chandlers angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago.
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl.]
Joey: Three tickets to today's Rangers game!!
Monica: Hi.. how was the game?
[Scene: Madison Square Garden. Phoebe and Mike are watching the game. There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues.]
Chandler: I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch.]
Joey: Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!
[Scene: Madison Square Garden, the guys are watching the game.]
JOEY: No, no, no.� When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are going to be at the Wizzards-Knicks game . . .� courtside!
Chandler: (to Joey) One more game?
Monica: Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!
Ross: Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball.
ROSS: Hi Dr. Greene. So, uh, how's everything in the uh, vascular surgery....game?
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
Monica: (slams down cards) I hate this game!
Ross: Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.
Joey: Well whats fun about that? You expect me to be the host of a boring game thats just people standing around answering questions?
(Time lapse. A large crowd of men are now watching the game)
Chandler: Oh yes, yes, we could play some other game... like, uh, I don't know... Pictionary?
JOEY: (pause) Yeah, you could go to the game with me, ah, even though I know you said you couldn't.� But then you lied to me and tricked me and gave me a bump on the head.
Chandler: You're watching a football game at a funeral?
Monica: Okay, look, this could be a really long game.
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
CHANDLER: [runs in] Hey, big guy, game time.
MONICA: There's a game?
Joey: But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.
Chandler: So, who's up for a big game of Kerplunk?
Monica: Guys. I thought you were taking Ross to the game?
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
CHANDLER: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there ready for another poker game.]
CHAN: It's my game. You want the job or not?
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
Rachel: Joey, just-just he-hes new in town and I know he doesnt have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. Ill really appreciate it.
Monica: Y'know what, I think we should play a game. I mean come on, its been twelve years.
MONICA: I've gotta get back in the game.
Paolo: (pointing at game) Monopoly!
Monica: No, that is what the game is.
Phoebe: Oh, how do you play the shadow game?
MR. GREENE: It's not a game Ross, a woman died on my table today.
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Chandler: Which is why Asteroids is perfect! Its the oldest game!
Monica: Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the Geller Bowl.
Monica: (to Chandler and Joey) I won the game.
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
[Scene: The park, the gang is returning to play the second half of the game.]
[Scene: The Park, the gang is warming up for their football game.]
Monica: Come on Phoebe, lets go! Come on, its time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.
Phoebe: I love this game!!
Chandler: Okay, thats like the least fun game ever.
Monica: Oh, we used to drive each other crazy playing the shadow game.
Monica: How bout one last game of racquetball?
Chandler: Okay, lets play my game now.
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Rachel: Oh-oh, thats a risky little game!
Joey: Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?
Rachel: Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.
Chandler: No. This is just part of a dare devil game that I play called wait until the last moment before I burst and die.
Rachel: God, Im not lame, okay. I can do something. I can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too.
Joey: I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is about to begin.]
[cut to later in the game]
Phoebe: That woman at the game didn't know what she was talking about. Mike, obviously you have balls.
Monica: Strip Happy Days Game?
Joey: Were playing Strip Happy Days Game!
Chandler: (peeping) Everything is so distorted! Looks like Joey has a giant hand! Which says "Rangers" on it. They went to the game!
[Scene: game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging the game before(Sees the top ten list)Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
Chandler: We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.
Monica: Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand. (Holds up her hand.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is coming to a close.]
Josh: Well, it's getting late, I've got to get to the game, so I'm gonna... head.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole.]
Chandler: Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!
Rachel: Oh! Good thing Chandlers not here, he always wins at this game.
Ross: 30 seconds on the clock. 5 questions wins the game. The lightning round begins now! What is Joeys favorite food?
[Scene: The rugby game, Ross is getting killed.]
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
Phoebe: Oh-okay, I get the game now.
Liam: In fact were playing a game at the park tomorrow. Youre welcome to play too if you want.
Joey: Its just a game Mon. (makes a Can-you-believe-her face to the rest of the gang.) Rach, how about you?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party. The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches.]
Mike: Hey, Chandler, why dont we talk this over at the Ranger game tomorrow?
Rachel: No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!
Monica: Oh, I was thinking about having people over for the game.
Ross: Did you see me? I was pretty good, huh? That is one fun game!