words in movies
[Scene 13: Central Perk, the gang is gathered around Monica comforting her brother, who in a slight state of shock is cuddling a cushion for security.]
(Phoebe buttons her lip, while the rest of the gang pretend theyre not there.)
Rachel: Ugh. (To another customer that's leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas.
[Scene: Ross's now empty apartment, he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize.]
[Scene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start.]
Phoebe: Gosh. Im not gonna let that man make you eat your baby. (They both sit down by the rest of the gang and Phoebe recognizes a man by the window.) Oh. Hey! Who is that guy? I think I know him.
(We see the gang staring at him through the doorways.)
Rachel: (to the gang) Oh my God, Melissa Warburton. I dont think I have the energy for this.
[Time Lapse, the gang is now watching Law & Order. By the way, the entire rest of the episode takes place in Monica and Rachel's apartment. Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? Something to think about.]
[They gang all lean back to listen better, and this starts another series of flashbacks. The first one is from Episode 214: The One With The Prom Video, Rachel has just found the bracelet that Joey gave Chandler, which is after he bought one to replace it.]
[Scene: The rest stop, the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper.]
[Time lapse. The gang is around the table, eating grilled cheese sandwiches.]
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, is Sidney there? (Listens) Oh, this is? (To the gang) Sidney's a woman.
[The next flashback is from The One With The Butt. The gang is watching Joey in Freud!]
Ross: Looks like a fun gang. (They all look at each other and smile)
Rachel: One more time from the top... I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other br... (She also turns and sees the gang)
(The rest of the gang runs away, except for Ross whos tramped inside his car. To hide he puts the top up as Monica, Rachel, and Joey come running past.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on. The whole gang is there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video. The italics are portions of the prom video.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is handing out copies of her book to the gang.]
[Cut to later, the gang, minus Joey, is watching the Thanksgiving Day parade.]
(At this point, Buffay, the Vampire Layer and Nasforatool start to get it on. Of course, since this is network TV, we can only see the reactions of the gang to the film playing off screen.)
Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang are looking at old photos.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, except Joey, is there. Phoebe is, well you y'know.]
Chandler: If you listen very carefully, I think its Celebration by Cool and the Gang.
Rachel: (on phone) Hello? (Shocked that someone answered.) Uh, Rachel. (To the gang.) Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe. Yes, I typed that earlier. Were seeing this again, only this time Ross as already started playing.]
[Scene: Central Perk. The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents.]
(The gang swaps all the drinks for what they ordered as Phoebe enters. She sits down without saying hi.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is there eating breakfast. Chandler is cleaning out his wallet.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is all sitting around the table.]
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
[Scene: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding. As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily.]
(The gang turn to look at Chandler)
Phoebe: And! And, theyre gonna have a baby! (The gang is shocked.) And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. (The gang is stunned into silence.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang.]
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.
[Scene: Central Perk, all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel whos still being retrained, about the different cookie options.]
(The whole gang is helping Rachel mail out resumes while whistling the theme from The Bridge on the River Kwai.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song as the gang looks on.]
(The whole gang enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there. Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. Chandler joins in, followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang. Ross starts humming theme from I Dream Of Jeannie.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is all there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics.]
GANG: Phoebs. [Phoebe leaves]
GANG: Hey. Hi Phoebe.
GANG: Joey!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group.]
GANG: Allright!
GANG: Hey!
[Scene: Central Perk. The whole gang is there.]
[The gang is walking to a newsstand late at night. Joey is anxiously in the lead.]
GANG: Awwwwwwww.
[Scene: In a TV commercial that the gang is watching at Monica and Rachel's.]
[Scene: City street. The whole gang is walking up to the movie set.]
[Time lapse. The gang is sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is at the head of the table, Mr and Mrs Geller are to his right. Joey and Ross are to his left. Monica is serving things. Phoebe is in the living room and Rachel is at the sink.]
[Scene: City street. Whole gang is there seeing off Marcel.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer. The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well.]
[Scene Central Perk, the whole gang is entering]
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. The whole gang is helping Joey pack.]
(Joey steps in a picks up the paper, the gang all look at him.)
Joey: (on phone) Mom, so what did you think? (He walks away allowing the gang a chance to figure out what theyre gonna say.)
Ross: (to the rest of the gang) Were just gonna be friends.
[Camera pans back from the TV to show the gang watching.]
[Scene: The park, the gang is returning to play the second half of the game.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there including Janice.]
Ross: Huh? (the rest of the gang enters)
[Scene: The Park, the gang is warming up for their football game.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The entire gang is there.]
Ross: Looks like a fun gang. (They all look at each other and smile)
(The gang all looks at Phoebe.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and a beautiful blonde (Cheryl) are standing outside. The rest of the gang is watching from inside.]
Ross: (on phone) Thats right, Ryder. Wynona Ryder for six. (listens) Thank you. (hangs up) (to the gang) Yeah, we have the reservations.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the gangs all there discussing the incident.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there including Janice, theyre watching Happy Days.]
Joey: In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And Im also a mento for the kids.(The gang shake their heads.) Yknow a mento, a role model. (Chandler bites his fist to keep from talking.)
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang except Chandler is there.]
[Scene: Pete's apartment, Monica is there to water the plants, and is showing the gang around.]
[cut to inside Central Perk, we see Ross quietly tapping on the window, desperately trying to get the gangs attention, while Tommy is still screaming at him]
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
(He leaves the gang in stunned silence.)
(The gang quickly hides again.)
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang minus Monica is there.]
[cut to the gang]
[cut back to the gang.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Petes.]
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching.]
Joey: Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you.
[Scene: The Theatre, at the post premiere party. The gang is already there, except Phoebe. Joey runs in.]
(The gang is shocked.)
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
(The rest of the gang arrives with their heads down in shame.)