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Gary: Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, and I just figure that everything I really like. And the things I don't know, I get to learn about at someplace with both our names on the mailbox.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, has Gary ever been shot at for real?
Gary: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
Ross: (to Gary) That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.
Gary: Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. (Joey slowly moves off of Ross.) Hey, look at that! You tried to save your buddy. You see that? You see what he did?
Gary: Okay. And don't worry, I'm not just gonna take you out for donuts.
Stage Director: No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phones.
Phoebe: Gary.
Cop: Gary.
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
Gary: Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.
Gary: Bye-bye.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye.]
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweethart!
Gary: Hello!
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Gary: So uh Chandler, you like that badge I got you?
Gary: How are you?
Phoebe: (entering, with Gary) Hey!
Gary: Really?! You?
Gary: Okay!
Gary: Yeah, I'm gonna say no.
Gary: Uh-huh.
Gary: Okay, you guys free tonight?
Gary: Well, it's kinda dangerous.
(Gary just glares at him.)
Ross: (to Gary) He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!
Ross: Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Gary: Ross!
Gary: Yeah well, being that he was the victim, they're usually pretty talkative.
Gary: Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.
Gary: Hey, do you mind? We're under cover here.
Gary: Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!
Gary: Oh it's nothing, it just says that you can't sue the city if you scrap your knee or y'know, get your head blown off.
Gary: (To Phoebe) So you wanna get some dinner?
Gary: Hey, anybody want to meet a hero?
Gary: No, Joey!
Gary: (To Ross) Okay, go ahead.
Gary: Wait! Hold on! (He goes over to Phoebe and gives her a kiss.) (To Phoebe) Hi!
Ross: Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?
Gary: All right.
Gary: What do you, what do you think?
Gary: (To Phoebe) I'll see you after work sweetie. (Kisses her.)
Gary: I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Gary: Yeah?
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Chandler: Gary, I'm here to report a crime.
Gary: Sure. Okay.
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
Gary: I know! I can't wait!
Gary: Chandler, what-what are you doing?
Gary: You look very pretty today.
Phoebe: Hmm, did you talk to Gary about the moving in thing?
Gary: (on the verge of tears) Yeah.
Gary: (suddenly happy) Really?!
Gary: We have great news!
Gary: All right.
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
Gary: Oh really?
Gary: Oh that's great!
Gary: Are you sure?
Gary: Wait, just a second.
[Scene: Gary and Phoebe's apartment, it's morning and they're both waking up in bed.]
Gary: That would be great!
Gary: (To Phoebe) Hi sweetie. (Kisses her.) Hi, can I talk to you for a second?
Gary: Y'know I really want to move this relationship forward.
Gary: Phoebe?
Gary: I want you to move in with me.
Gary: (disappointed more) Uh-huh.
Gary: So am I!
Phoebe and Gary: (entering) Hey!
Gary: Nothing at all?
Gary: Phoebe
Gary: Phoebe, you don't have to say that.
Gary: I really like waking up with you.
Gary: No. But that reminds me, (handing back a clipboard) sign this.
Gary: Here's the thing.
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
Gary: Hey Chandler.
Gary: It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that!
Gary: (To Phoebe) Would you like some more coffee, baby-doll?
Gary: Okay. (He starts to leave.) So I'll come by in a couple hours and pick you up?
Gary: In a minute. You-you checked today's Post?
Gary: (disappointed) Oh. Oh-oh-okay, I get it.
(They all turn and look away. Suddenly a loud bang sounds out and in slow motion Joey slowly throws his body over Ross. Gary is shocked at what he sees while Chandler is obviously hurt.)
Gary: Hey Chandler, what are you doing here?
Chandler: (To Gary) So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?
Gary: Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?
[Cut to Gary and Monica at the counter.]
Joey: Come on man! (To Gary) Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?
Gary: Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce?
Phoebe: Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.
Gary: Hi!
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?