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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye.]
Gary: Okay, now I've really have to go!
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweethart!
Gary: Bye-bye.
(Gary closes the door behind him.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there.]
Chandler: (To Gary) So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Gary: Yeah, I'm gonna say no.
Monica: 'Cause, Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!
Chandler: Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.
Monica: Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.
[Scene: A restaurant, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date. Chandler is yawning.]
Gary: So uh Chandler, you like that badge I got you?
Gary: Yeah, we took a little stroll in the park and no one was around, so
Gary: Uh-huh.
Monica: Because Phoebe and Gary are in that-can't-keep-their-hands-off-each-other-doing-it-in-the-park phase!
Gary: Okay, I'll see you at the station later.
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
Gary: Well okay, Ill swing by later. Do you live in this building?
Gary: Because if you're not moving forward, y'know you're just moving backwards.
Gary: Take a seat. You okay? You feeling all right? (Closes the door and takes off his coat.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there.]
Teleplay: Sherry Bilsing - Graham & Ellen Plummer Story: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Roni & Vanessa
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
The Knocker: My name is Gary, I live upstairs.
Aired: 3/13/2003 Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh and Vanessa
Gary: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Ross: (to Gary) That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.
Gary: Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. (Joey slowly moves off of Ross.) Hey, look at that! You tried to save your buddy. You see that? You see what he did?
Gary: Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, and I just figure that everything I really like. And the things I don't know, I get to learn about at someplace with both our names on the mailbox.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, has Gary ever been shot at for real?
Stage Director: No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phones.
Gary: Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.
Phoebe: Gary.
Cop: Gary.
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
Gary: Okay. And don't worry, I'm not just gonna take you out for donuts.
Gary: How are you?
Gary: Hello!
Gary: Okay, you guys free tonight?
Gary: Well, it's kinda dangerous.
Phoebe: (entering, with Gary) Hey!
Gary: Really?! You?
Gary: Okay!
Ross: (to Gary) He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!
Ross: Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?
(Gary just glares at him.)
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Gary: Ross!
Gary: Yeah well, being that he was the victim, they're usually pretty talkative.
Gary: Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.
Gary: Hey, do you mind? We're under cover here.
Gary: Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!
Gary: Hey, anybody want to meet a hero?
Gary: Oh it's nothing, it just says that you can't sue the city if you scrap your knee or y'know, get your head blown off.
Gary: All right.
Gary: No, Joey!
Gary: (To Ross) Okay, go ahead.
Gary: Wait! Hold on! (He goes over to Phoebe and gives her a kiss.) (To Phoebe) Hi!
Gary: (To Phoebe) So you wanna get some dinner?
Gary: What do you, what do you think?
Ross: Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?
Gary: (To Phoebe) I'll see you after work sweetie. (Kisses her.)
Gary: I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?
Gary: Yeah?
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Gary: Chandler, what-what are you doing?
Chandler: Gary, I'm here to report a crime.
Gary: Sure. Okay.
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Phoebe: Hmm, did you talk to Gary about the moving in thing?
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
Gary: I know! I can't wait!
Gary: You look very pretty today.
Gary: Here's the thing.
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
Gary: Hey Chandler.
Gary: So am I!
Phoebe and Gary: (entering) Hey!
Gary: Phoebe
Gary: Oh that's great!
Gary: Are you sure?
Gary: I really like waking up with you.
Gary: Wait, just a second.
[Scene: Gary and Phoebe's apartment, it's morning and they're both waking up in bed.]
Gary: That would be great!
Gary: (To Phoebe) Hi sweetie. (Kisses her.) Hi, can I talk to you for a second?
Gary: Y'know I really want to move this relationship forward.
Gary: Phoebe?
Gary: I want you to move in with me.
Gary: (disappointed more) Uh-huh.
Gary: (on the verge of tears) Yeah.
Gary: (suddenly happy) Really?!
Gary: We have great news!
Gary: All right.
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
Gary: Oh really?
Gary: Nothing at all?
Gary: Phoebe, you don't have to say that.
Gary: No. But that reminds me, (handing back a clipboard) sign this.
Gary: Okay. (He starts to leave.) So I'll come by in a couple hours and pick you up?
Gary: (disappointed) Oh. Oh-oh-okay, I get it.
Gary: (To Phoebe) Would you like some more coffee, baby-doll?
(They all turn and look away. Suddenly a loud bang sounds out and in slow motion Joey slowly throws his body over Ross. Gary is shocked at what he sees while Chandler is obviously hurt.)
Phoebe: Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.
Gary: Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?
Gary: Hey Chandler, what are you doing here?
Gary: In a minute. You-you checked today's Post?
Gary: It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that!
Gary: Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce?
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Joey: Come on man! (To Gary) Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.