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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye.]
Gary: Okay, now I've really have to go!
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweethart!
Gary: Bye-bye.
(Gary closes the door behind him.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there.]
Chandler: (To Gary) So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Gary: Yeah, I'm gonna say no.
Monica: 'Cause, Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!
Chandler: Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.
Monica: Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.
[Scene: A restaurant, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date. Chandler is yawning.]
Gary: So uh Chandler, you like that badge I got you?
Gary: Yeah, we took a little stroll in the park and no one was around, so
Gary: Uh-huh.
Monica: Because Phoebe and Gary are in that-can't-keep-their-hands-off-each-other-doing-it-in-the-park phase!
Ross: Sorry! Sorry! Oh, (He sticks it under his shirt) there! (It's just there flashing through his shirt) Hey Gary, who am I? Phone home!
Gary: Okay, I'll see you at the station later.
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
Gary: Well okay, Ill swing by later. Do you live in this building?
Gary: Take a seat. You okay? You feeling all right? (Closes the door and takes off his coat.)
Gary: Because if you're not moving forward, y'know you're just moving backwards.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there.]
Gary: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Teleplay: Sherry Bilsing - Graham & Ellen Plummer Story: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Roni & Vanessa
The Knocker: My name is Gary, I live upstairs.
Aired: 3/13/2003 Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh and Vanessa
Gary: Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, and I just figure that everything I really like. And the things I don't know, I get to learn about at someplace with both our names on the mailbox.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, has Gary ever been shot at for real?
Gary: How are you?
Gary: Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. (Joey slowly moves off of Ross.) Hey, look at that! You tried to save your buddy. You see that? You see what he did?
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
Stage Director: No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phones.
Phoebe: Gary.
Cop: Gary.
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
Gary: Okay. And don't worry, I'm not just gonna take you out for donuts.
Gary: Okay, you guys free tonight?
Gary: Well, it's kinda dangerous.
Ross: (to Gary) That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.
Gary: Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.
Gary: Hello!
Phoebe: (entering, with Gary) Hey!
Gary: Really?! You?
Ross: (to Gary) He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!
Gary: Yeah well, being that he was the victim, they're usually pretty talkative.
Gary: Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.
Gary: Okay!
(Gary just glares at him.)
Ross: Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Gary: Ross!
Gary: Hey, do you mind? We're under cover here.
Gary: No, Joey!
Gary: Oh it's nothing, it just says that you can't sue the city if you scrap your knee or y'know, get your head blown off.
Gary: Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!
Gary: (To Ross) Okay, go ahead.
Gary: Hey, anybody want to meet a hero?
Gary: (To Phoebe) So you wanna get some dinner?
Gary: Wait! Hold on! (He goes over to Phoebe and gives her a kiss.) (To Phoebe) Hi!
Gary: Yeah?
Gary: What do you, what do you think?
Gary: I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Gary: Chandler, what-what are you doing?
Gary: All right.
Ross: Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?
Gary: (To Phoebe) I'll see you after work sweetie. (Kisses her.)
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
Gary: I know! I can't wait!
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Chandler: Gary, I'm here to report a crime.
Phoebe: Hmm, did you talk to Gary about the moving in thing?
Gary: Y'know I really want to move this relationship forward.
Gary: Phoebe?
Gary: I want you to move in with me.
Gary: (disappointed more) Uh-huh.
Gary: So am I!
Phoebe and Gary: (entering) Hey!
Gary: Nothing at all?
Gary: Phoebe
Gary: Oh that's great!
Gary: Are you sure?
Gary: I really like waking up with you.
Gary: Wait, just a second.
[Scene: Gary and Phoebe's apartment, it's morning and they're both waking up in bed.]
Gary: That would be great!
Gary: You look very pretty today.
Gary: Here's the thing.
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
Gary: Hey Chandler.
Gary: (on the verge of tears) Yeah.
Gary: (suddenly happy) Really?!
Gary: We have great news!
Gary: All right.
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
Gary: Oh really?
Gary: Phoebe, you don't have to say that.
Gary: No. But that reminds me, (handing back a clipboard) sign this.
Gary: (To Phoebe) Hi sweetie. (Kisses her.) Hi, can I talk to you for a second?
Gary: (To Phoebe) Would you like some more coffee, baby-doll?
Gary: Sure. Okay.
Gary: No, I mean happy.
(They all turn and look away. Suddenly a loud bang sounds out and in slow motion Joey slowly throws his body over Ross. Gary is shocked at what he sees while Chandler is obviously hurt.)
Gary: (disappointed) Oh. Oh-oh-okay, I get it.
Gary: Hey Chandler, what are you doing here?
Gary: Okay. (He starts to leave.) So I'll come by in a couple hours and pick you up?
Gary: In a minute. You-you checked today's Post?
Gary: Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce?
Gary: Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?
Gary: It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that!
Phoebe: Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.
[Cut to Gary and Monica at the counter.]
Joey: Come on man! (To Gary) Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?