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Aired: 3/13/2003 Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh and Vanessa
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
Monica: 'Cause, Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!
[Scene: Central Perk, Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there.]
Monica: Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.
Gary: Take a seat. You okay? You feeling all right? (Closes the door and takes off his coat.)
Gary: Because if you're not moving forward, y'know you're just moving backwards.
(Gary closes the door behind him.)
Gary: Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. (Joey slowly moves off of Ross.) Hey, look at that! You tried to save your buddy. You see that? You see what he did?
Teleplay: Sherry Bilsing - Graham & Ellen Plummer Story: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Roni & Vanessa
Ross: Hey Pheebs, has Gary ever been shot at for real?
Ross: (to Gary) That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.
The Knocker: My name is Gary, I live upstairs.
Gary: Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, and I just figure that everything I really like. And the things I don't know, I get to learn about at someplace with both our names on the mailbox.
Gary: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Stage Director: No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phones.
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
Gary: Okay. And don't worry, I'm not just gonna take you out for donuts.
Phoebe: Gary.
Cop: Gary.
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
Gary: Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.
Gary: Bye-bye.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye.]
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweethart!
Gary: Yeah, I'm gonna say no.
Gary: Uh-huh.
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Gary: So uh Chandler, you like that badge I got you?
Gary: Hello!
Ross: (to Gary) He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!
Gary: How are you?
Phoebe: (entering, with Gary) Hey!
Gary: Really?! You?
Gary: Okay!
Gary: Okay, you guys free tonight?
Gary: Well, it's kinda dangerous.
Gary: Yeah well, being that he was the victim, they're usually pretty talkative.
Gary: Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.
Ross: Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Gary: Ross!
Gary: Hey, anybody want to meet a hero?
(Gary just glares at him.)
Gary: Hey, do you mind? We're under cover here.
Gary: (To Phoebe) So you wanna get some dinner?
Gary: Oh it's nothing, it just says that you can't sue the city if you scrap your knee or y'know, get your head blown off.
Gary: Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!
Gary: No, Joey!
Gary: (To Ross) Okay, go ahead.
Gary: Wait! Hold on! (He goes over to Phoebe and gives her a kiss.) (To Phoebe) Hi!
Gary: All right.
Gary: (To Phoebe) I'll see you after work sweetie. (Kisses her.)
Ross: Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?
Gary: What do you, what do you think?
Gary: I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?
Phoebe: Hmm, did you talk to Gary about the moving in thing?
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Gary: Chandler, what-what are you doing?
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
Gary: I know! I can't wait!
Gary: Y'know I really want to move this relationship forward.
Gary: Phoebe?
Gary: I want you to move in with me.
Gary: (disappointed more) Uh-huh.
Gary: All right.
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
Gary: Oh really?
Gary: Phoebe
Gary: Oh that's great!
Gary: Are you sure?
Gary: I really like waking up with you.
Gary: Wait, just a second.
[Scene: Gary and Phoebe's apartment, it's morning and they're both waking up in bed.]
Gary: That would be great!
Gary: Yeah?
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Chandler: Gary, I'm here to report a crime.
Gary: Sure. Okay.
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Gary: You look very pretty today.
Gary: Here's the thing.
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
Gary: Hey Chandler.
Gary: (on the verge of tears) Yeah.
Gary: (suddenly happy) Really?!
Gary: We have great news!
Gary: So am I!
Phoebe and Gary: (entering) Hey!
Gary: Nothing at all?
Gary: Phoebe, you don't have to say that.
Gary: No. But that reminds me, (handing back a clipboard) sign this.
Gary: (To Phoebe) Hi sweetie. (Kisses her.) Hi, can I talk to you for a second?
Gary: (disappointed) Oh. Oh-oh-okay, I get it.
Gary: (To Phoebe) Would you like some more coffee, baby-doll?
(They all turn and look away. Suddenly a loud bang sounds out and in slow motion Joey slowly throws his body over Ross. Gary is shocked at what he sees while Chandler is obviously hurt.)
Gary: It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that!
Gary: Okay. (He starts to leave.) So I'll come by in a couple hours and pick you up?
Gary: Hey Chandler, what are you doing here?