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Aired: 3/13/2003 Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh and Vanessa
Gary: Okay, I'll see you at the station later.
Gary: Well okay, Ill swing by later. Do you live in this building?
Gary: Because if you're not moving forward, y'know you're just moving backwards.
Monica: Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there.]
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
Monica: 'Cause, Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!
Gary: Take a seat. You okay? You feeling all right? (Closes the door and takes off his coat.)
(Gary closes the door behind him.)
Teleplay: Sherry Bilsing - Graham & Ellen Plummer Story: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Roni & Vanessa
Gary: Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, and I just figure that everything I really like. And the things I don't know, I get to learn about at someplace with both our names on the mailbox.
The Knocker: My name is Gary, I live upstairs.
Ross: (to Gary) That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.
Gary: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Ross: Hey Pheebs, has Gary ever been shot at for real?
Stage Director: No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phones.
Gary: Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. (Joey slowly moves off of Ross.) Hey, look at that! You tried to save your buddy. You see that? You see what he did?
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
Gary: Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.
Phoebe: Gary.
Cop: Gary.
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
Gary: Okay. And don't worry, I'm not just gonna take you out for donuts.
Gary: Bye-bye.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye.]
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweethart!
Gary: Yeah, I'm gonna say no.
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Gary: Uh-huh.
Gary: So uh Chandler, you like that badge I got you?
Gary: Hello!
Ross: (to Gary) He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!
Gary: Okay, you guys free tonight?
Gary: Well, it's kinda dangerous.
Gary: How are you?
Phoebe: (entering, with Gary) Hey!
Gary: Really?! You?
Gary: Okay!
Gary: Yeah well, being that he was the victim, they're usually pretty talkative.
Ross: Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?
Gary: Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Gary: Ross!
Gary: No, Joey!
(Gary just glares at him.)
Gary: Hey, do you mind? We're under cover here.
Gary: Oh it's nothing, it just says that you can't sue the city if you scrap your knee or y'know, get your head blown off.
Gary: Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!
Gary: (To Ross) Okay, go ahead.
Gary: Hey, anybody want to meet a hero?
Gary: Wait! Hold on! (He goes over to Phoebe and gives her a kiss.) (To Phoebe) Hi!
Gary: What do you, what do you think?
Gary: All right.
Ross: Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?
Gary: (To Phoebe) So you wanna get some dinner?
Gary: I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?
Gary: Yeah?
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
Gary: I know! I can't wait!
Gary: You look very pretty today.
Gary: Here's the thing.
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
Gary: Hey Chandler.
Gary: All right.
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
Gary: Oh really?
Gary: Phoebe
Gary: Wait, just a second.
[Scene: Gary and Phoebe's apartment, it's morning and they're both waking up in bed.]
Gary: That would be great!
Gary: (To Phoebe) I'll see you after work sweetie. (Kisses her.)
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Gary: Chandler, what-what are you doing?
Phoebe: Hmm, did you talk to Gary about the moving in thing?
Gary: Y'know I really want to move this relationship forward.
Gary: Phoebe?
Gary: I want you to move in with me.
Gary: (disappointed more) Uh-huh.
Gary: (on the verge of tears) Yeah.
Gary: (suddenly happy) Really?!
Gary: We have great news!
Gary: So am I!
Phoebe and Gary: (entering) Hey!
Gary: Nothing at all?
Gary: Phoebe, you don't have to say that.
Gary: Oh that's great!
Gary: Are you sure?
Gary: I really like waking up with you.
Gary: No. But that reminds me, (handing back a clipboard) sign this.
Gary: (To Phoebe) Hi sweetie. (Kisses her.) Hi, can I talk to you for a second?
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Chandler: Gary, I'm here to report a crime.
Gary: Sure. Okay.
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Gary: (disappointed) Oh. Oh-oh-okay, I get it.
Gary: (To Phoebe) Would you like some more coffee, baby-doll?
[Cut to Gary and Monica at the counter.]
Chandler: (To Gary) So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?