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Aired: 3/13/2003 Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh and Vanessa
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Gary: Hi!
Gary: So, can I get some candy?
Gary: Its candy time! My roommate says that they taste like little drops of heaven.
Gary: (looking at Monica.) Mm! Seems like I wouldve remembered you!
Gary: Sweethart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I justI want you to be happy
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there.]
(Gary reaches up to grab that little light that cops have for unmarked cop cars.)
Phoebe: Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes.
Gary: Well you're fingerprints were all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer and this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out.
Gary: Okay, now I've really have to go!
(Gary exits and Monica rejoins them.)
Gary: Yeah, we took a little stroll in the park and no one was around, so
Gary: It's called the cherry.
[Scene: A restaurant, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date. Chandler is yawning.]
Ross: Well, you know what... I-I'm sorry I'm the only one who isn't in love with Gary Poppins out there... But I just... I can't... I can't go through with this.
[Scene: Gary's cop car, Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course. Chandler is in the back seat.]
Ross: Sorry! Sorry! Oh, (He sticks it under his shirt) there! (It's just there flashing through his shirt) Hey Gary, who am I? Phone home!
Teleplay: Robert Carlock Story: Scott Silveri Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Gary: Oh yeah? Well maybe you and I should take a walk through a bad neighborhood.
Gary Collins: (on TV.) It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total! Thank you viewers! The pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers (He walks over to where Joey is sitting.) Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressed volunteers, (Joey stands up.) Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!
Gary: 'Cause uh, this is today's Post (produces one from the other chair) and uh, these are the listings I found. (Points) Brooklyn Heights, two bedroom. (Points) Brooklyn Heights, one bedroom. (Points) Brooklyn Heights, (points) Brooklyn Heights, (points) Brooklyn Heights!
Chandler: Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.
Gary: Listen Chandler, the way I see it is that I was lucky enough to find someone that I really love. I justI wanna be around her as much as I can.
Gary: Okay, I'll see you at the station later.
Monica: Because Phoebe and Gary are in that-can't-keep-their-hands-off-each-other-doing-it-in-the-park phase!
Monica: Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.
Gary: Well okay, Ill swing by later. Do you live in this building?
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
Monica: 'Cause, Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!
Gary: Take a seat. You okay? You feeling all right? (Closes the door and takes off his coat.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there.]
Teleplay: Sherry Bilsing - Graham & Ellen Plummer Story: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Roni & Vanessa
(Gary closes the door behind him.)
Gary: Because if you're not moving forward, y'know you're just moving backwards.
Gary: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
The Knocker: My name is Gary, I live upstairs.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, has Gary ever been shot at for real?
Gary: Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, and I just figure that everything I really like. And the things I don't know, I get to learn about at someplace with both our names on the mailbox.
Ross: (to Gary) That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
Gary: Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. (Joey slowly moves off of Ross.) Hey, look at that! You tried to save your buddy. You see that? You see what he did?
Ross: Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?
Phoebe: Gary.
Cop: Gary.
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
Gary: Okay. And don't worry, I'm not just gonna take you out for donuts.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye.]
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweethart!
Gary: Yeah, I'm gonna say no.
Gary: So uh Chandler, you like that badge I got you?
Gary: Hello!
Gary: Okay, you guys free tonight?
Gary: Well, it's kinda dangerous.
Gary: Yeah well, being that he was the victim, they're usually pretty talkative.
Gary: Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Gary: Ross!
(Gary just glares at him.)
Gary: Hey, do you mind? We're under cover here.
Gary: Oh it's nothing, it just says that you can't sue the city if you scrap your knee or y'know, get your head blown off.
Gary: Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!
Gary: Hey, anybody want to meet a hero?
Gary: (To Phoebe) So you wanna get some dinner?
Gary: (To Phoebe) I'll see you after work sweetie. (Kisses her.)
Gary: Yeah?
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Chandler: Gary, I'm here to report a crime.
Gary: Sure. Okay.
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
Gary: I know! I can't wait!
Gary: You look very pretty today.
Gary: Here's the thing.
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
Gary: Hey Chandler.
Gary: (on the verge of tears) Yeah.
Gary: (suddenly happy) Really?!
Gary: We have great news!
Gary: All right.
Stage Director: No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phones.
Gary: Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.
Gary: Bye-bye.
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Gary: Uh-huh.
Gary: How are you?
Phoebe: (entering, with Gary) Hey!
Gary: Really?! You?
Gary: Okay!
Ross: (to Gary) He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!
Ross: Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?
Gary: No, Joey!
Gary: (To Ross) Okay, go ahead.
Gary: Wait! Hold on! (He goes over to Phoebe and gives her a kiss.) (To Phoebe) Hi!
Gary: All right.
Gary: What do you, what do you think?
Gary: I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.