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Teleplay: Sherry Bilsing - Graham & Ellen Plummer Story: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Roni & Vanessa
Gary: 'Cause uh, this is today's Post (produces one from the other chair) and uh, these are the listings I found. (Points) Brooklyn Heights, two bedroom. (Points) Brooklyn Heights, one bedroom. (Points) Brooklyn Heights, (points) Brooklyn Heights, (points) Brooklyn Heights!
Chandler: Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.
Gary Collins: (on TV.) It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total! Thank you viewers! The pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers (He walks over to where Joey is sitting.) Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressed volunteers, (Joey stands up.) Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!
Ross: Sorry! Sorry! Oh, (He sticks it under his shirt) there! (It's just there flashing through his shirt) Hey Gary, who am I? Phone home!
Gary: Listen Chandler, the way I see it is that I was lucky enough to find someone that I really love. I justI wanna be around her as much as I can.
Gary: Okay, I'll see you at the station later.
Monica: Because Phoebe and Gary are in that-can't-keep-their-hands-off-each-other-doing-it-in-the-park phase!
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
Gary: Well okay, Ill swing by later. Do you live in this building?
Monica: 'Cause, Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!
Gary: Take a seat. You okay? You feeling all right? (Closes the door and takes off his coat.)
Monica: Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there.]
Gary: Because if you're not moving forward, y'know you're just moving backwards.
(Gary closes the door behind him.)
Aired: 3/13/2003 Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh and Vanessa
The Knocker: My name is Gary, I live upstairs.
Gary: Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. (Joey slowly moves off of Ross.) Hey, look at that! You tried to save your buddy. You see that? You see what he did?
Gary: Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, and I just figure that everything I really like. And the things I don't know, I get to learn about at someplace with both our names on the mailbox.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, has Gary ever been shot at for real?
Gary: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Ross: (to Gary) That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
Stage Director: No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phones.
Phoebe: Gary.
Cop: Gary.
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
Gary: Bye-bye.
Gary: Okay. And don't worry, I'm not just gonna take you out for donuts.
Gary: Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye.]
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweethart!
Gary: Uh-huh.
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Gary: So uh Chandler, you like that badge I got you?
Gary: Yeah, I'm gonna say no.
Gary: How are you?
Gary: Okay, you guys free tonight?
Gary: Hello!
Gary: Well, it's kinda dangerous.
Phoebe: (entering, with Gary) Hey!
Gary: Really?! You?
Gary: Okay!
Ross: (to Gary) He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!
Ross: Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?
(Gary just glares at him.)
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Gary: Ross!
Gary: Yeah well, being that he was the victim, they're usually pretty talkative.
Gary: Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.
Gary: Oh it's nothing, it just says that you can't sue the city if you scrap your knee or y'know, get your head blown off.
Gary: Hey, do you mind? We're under cover here.
Gary: Hey, anybody want to meet a hero?
Gary: Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!
Gary: No, Joey!
Gary: (To Ross) Okay, go ahead.
Gary: Wait! Hold on! (He goes over to Phoebe and gives her a kiss.) (To Phoebe) Hi!
Gary: (To Phoebe) So you wanna get some dinner?
Ross: Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?
Gary: What do you, what do you think?
Gary: I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?
Gary: (To Phoebe) I'll see you after work sweetie. (Kisses her.)
Gary: All right.
Gary: Yeah?
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Chandler: Gary, I'm here to report a crime.
Gary: Sure. Okay.
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Gary: Chandler, what-what are you doing?
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
Gary: I know! I can't wait!
Phoebe: Hmm, did you talk to Gary about the moving in thing?
Gary: You look very pretty today.
Gary: Here's the thing.
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
Gary: Hey Chandler.
Gary: Y'know I really want to move this relationship forward.
Gary: (on the verge of tears) Yeah.
Gary: Phoebe?
Gary: I want you to move in with me.
Gary: (disappointed more) Uh-huh.
Gary: (suddenly happy) Really?!
Gary: We have great news!
Gary: So am I!
Phoebe and Gary: (entering) Hey!
Gary: Nothing at all?
Gary: All right.
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
Gary: Oh really?
Gary: Phoebe, you don't have to say that.
Gary: Phoebe
Gary: Wait, just a second.
Gary: Oh that's great!
Gary: Are you sure?
Gary: No. But that reminds me, (handing back a clipboard) sign this.
[Scene: Gary and Phoebe's apartment, it's morning and they're both waking up in bed.]
Gary: That would be great!