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Stage Director: No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phones.
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
Gary Collins: (on TV.) It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total! Thank you viewers! The pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers (He walks over to where Joey is sitting.) Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressed volunteers, (Joey stands up.) Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!
Gary: Because if you're not moving forward, y'know you're just moving backwards.
Teleplay: Sherry Bilsing - Graham & Ellen Plummer Story: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Roni & Vanessa
The Knocker: My name is Gary, I live upstairs.
Aired: 3/13/2003 Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh and Vanessa
Gary: Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, and I just figure that everything I really like. And the things I don't know, I get to learn about at someplace with both our names on the mailbox.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, has Gary ever been shot at for real?
Gary: Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. (Joey slowly moves off of Ross.) Hey, look at that! You tried to save your buddy. You see that? You see what he did?
Ross: (to Gary) That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.
Gary: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Phoebe: Gary.
Cop: Gary.
Gary: Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
Gary: Bye-bye.
Gary: Okay. And don't worry, I'm not just gonna take you out for donuts.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye.]
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweethart!
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Gary: Yeah, I'm gonna say no.
Gary: Uh-huh.
Gary: How are you?
Gary: So uh Chandler, you like that badge I got you?
Phoebe: (entering, with Gary) Hey!
Gary: Hello!
Gary: Really?! You?
Gary: Okay!
Gary: Okay, you guys free tonight?
Gary: Well, it's kinda dangerous.
Gary: Oh it's nothing, it just says that you can't sue the city if you scrap your knee or y'know, get your head blown off.
Ross: (to Gary) He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!
Ross: Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?
(Gary just glares at him.)
Gary: Hey, do you mind? We're under cover here.
Gary: Yeah well, being that he was the victim, they're usually pretty talkative.
Gary: Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Gary: Ross!
Gary: Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!
Gary: (To Phoebe) So you wanna get some dinner?
Gary: Hey, anybody want to meet a hero?
Gary: No, Joey!
Gary: (To Ross) Okay, go ahead.
Gary: Wait! Hold on! (He goes over to Phoebe and gives her a kiss.) (To Phoebe) Hi!
Ross: Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?
Gary: All right.
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
Gary: What do you, what do you think?
Gary: I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?
Gary: Yeah?
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Chandler: Gary, I'm here to report a crime.
Gary: Sure. Okay.
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Gary: (To Phoebe) I'll see you after work sweetie. (Kisses her.)
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Gary: Chandler, what-what are you doing?
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
Phoebe: Hmm, did you talk to Gary about the moving in thing?
Gary: Y'know I really want to move this relationship forward.
Gary: Phoebe?
Gary: I want you to move in with me.
Gary: (disappointed more) Uh-huh.
Gary: So am I!
Phoebe and Gary: (entering) Hey!
Gary: Nothing at all?
Gary: Phoebe, you don't have to say that.
Gary: You look very pretty today.
Gary: Here's the thing.
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
Gary: Hey Chandler.
Gary: (on the verge of tears) Yeah.
Gary: (suddenly happy) Really?!
Gary: We have great news!
Gary: All right.
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
Gary: Oh really?
Gary: Phoebe
Gary: Oh that's great!
Gary: Are you sure?
Gary: I know! I can't wait!
(They all turn and look away. Suddenly a loud bang sounds out and in slow motion Joey slowly throws his body over Ross. Gary is shocked at what he sees while Chandler is obviously hurt.)
Gary: No. But that reminds me, (handing back a clipboard) sign this.
Gary: (To Phoebe) Would you like some more coffee, baby-doll?
Gary: (disappointed) Oh. Oh-oh-okay, I get it.
Gary: I really like waking up with you.
Gary: Wait, just a second.
[Scene: Gary and Phoebe's apartment, it's morning and they're both waking up in bed.]
Gary: That would be great!
Gary: (To Phoebe) Hi sweetie. (Kisses her.) Hi, can I talk to you for a second?
Gary: In a minute. You-you checked today's Post?
Chandler: (To Gary) So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?
Gary: Okay. (He starts to leave.) So I'll come by in a couple hours and pick you up?
Gary: Hey Chandler, what are you doing here?
Phoebe: Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.
Gary: Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce?
Gary: It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that!
Gary: Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?
[Cut to Gary and Monica at the counter.]
Joey: Come on man! (To Gary) Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?