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[Scene: Central Perk, Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there.]
Gary: (To Phoebe) Would you like some more coffee, baby-doll?
[Cut to Gary and Monica at the counter.]
Gary: I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.
Gary: What do you, what do you think?
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?
Gary: (To Phoebe) I'll see you after work sweetie. (Kisses her.)
(Gary exits and Monica rejoins them.)
Gary: Hey Chandler, what are you doing here?
Chandler: Gary, I'm here to report a crime.
Gary: Yeah?
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Gary: Sure. Okay.
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Gary: Chandler, what-what are you doing?
Gary: I know! I can't wait!
Gary: Listen Chandler, the way I see it is that I was lucky enough to find someone that I really love. I justI wanna be around her as much as I can.
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
Phoebe: Hmm, did you talk to Gary about the moving in thing?
Phoebe: Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.
Gary: Hey Chandler.
Gary: (To Phoebe) Hi sweetie. (Kisses her.) Hi, can I talk to you for a second?
Gary: You look very pretty today.
Gary: Here's the thing.
Gary: Y'know I really want to move this relationship forward.
Gary: Because if you're not moving forward, y'know you're just moving backwards.
Gary: Phoebe?
Gary: I want you to move in with me.
Gary: (disappointed) Oh. Oh-oh-okay, I get it.
Gary: (disappointed more) Uh-huh.
Gary: (on the verge of tears) Yeah.
Gary: (suddenly happy) Really?!
Phoebe and Gary: (entering) Hey!
Gary: We have great news!
Gary: So am I!
Gary: Okay, I'll see you at the station later.
Gary: All right.
Gary: Hey, honey! Okay, so did you find any apartments? Anything in Brooklyn Heights?
Gary: Oh really?
Gary: Nothing at all?
Gary: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Gary: Take a seat. You okay? You feeling all right? (Closes the door and takes off his coat.)
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
Gary: In a minute. You-you checked today's Post?
Gary: 'Cause uh, this is today's Post (produces one from the other chair) and uh, these are the listings I found. (Points) Brooklyn Heights, two bedroom. (Points) Brooklyn Heights, one bedroom. (Points) Brooklyn Heights, (points) Brooklyn Heights, (points) Brooklyn Heights!
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Gary: Phoebe
Gary: Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, and I just figure that everything I really like. And the things I don't know, I get to learn about at someplace with both our names on the mailbox.
Gary: Sweethart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I justI want you to be happy
Gary: Phoebe, you don't have to say that.
Gary: Are you sure?
Gary: Oh that's great!
[Scene: Gary and Phoebe's apartment, it's morning and they're both waking up in bed.]
Gary: I really like waking up with you.
Gary: That would be great!
Gary: Wait, just a second.
Gary: Well okay, Ill swing by later. Do you live in this building?
(Gary closes the door behind him.)
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
Monica: 'Cause, Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!
Monica: Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.
Teleplay: Sherry Bilsing - Graham & Ellen Plummer Story: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Roni & Vanessa
Ross: (to Gary) That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.
Aired: 3/13/2003 Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh and Vanessa
The Knocker: My name is Gary, I live upstairs.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, has Gary ever been shot at for real?
Gary: Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. (Joey slowly moves off of Ross.) Hey, look at that! You tried to save your buddy. You see that? You see what he did?
Gary: Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
Stage Director: No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phones.
Gary: Okay. And don't worry, I'm not just gonna take you out for donuts.
Phoebe: Gary.
Cop: Gary.
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye.]
Gary: Bye-bye.
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweethart!
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Gary: Yeah, I'm gonna say no.
Gary: How are you?
Gary: Uh-huh.
Gary: Hello!
Gary: So uh Chandler, you like that badge I got you?
Gary: Okay, you guys free tonight?
Gary: Well, it's kinda dangerous.
Phoebe: (entering, with Gary) Hey!
Gary: Really?! You?
Ross: (to Gary) He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!
Gary: Okay!
Ross: Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?
(Gary just glares at him.)
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Gary: Ross!
Gary: Yeah well, being that he was the victim, they're usually pretty talkative.
Gary: Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.
Gary: Hey, do you mind? We're under cover here.
Gary: All right.
Gary: Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!
Gary: No, Joey!
Gary: (To Ross) Okay, go ahead.
Gary: Wait! Hold on! (He goes over to Phoebe and gives her a kiss.) (To Phoebe) Hi!
Gary: Oh it's nothing, it just says that you can't sue the city if you scrap your knee or y'know, get your head blown off.
Gary: Hey, anybody want to meet a hero?
Gary: (To Phoebe) So you wanna get some dinner?
Ross: Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
Gary: No. But that reminds me, (handing back a clipboard) sign this.
(They all turn and look away. Suddenly a loud bang sounds out and in slow motion Joey slowly throws his body over Ross. Gary is shocked at what he sees while Chandler is obviously hurt.)
Gary: It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that!
Gary: Okay. (He starts to leave.) So I'll come by in a couple hours and pick you up?
Chandler: (To Gary) So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?
Gary: Hi!
Gary: Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?
Gary: Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce?
Joey: Come on man! (To Gary) Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Gary: Its candy time! My roommate says that they taste like little drops of heaven.
Gary: (looking at Monica.) Mm! Seems like I wouldve remembered you!
Gary: So, can I get some candy?
Phoebe: Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes.
Gary: Well you're fingerprints were all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer and this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out.
(Gary reaches up to grab that little light that cops have for unmarked cop cars.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there.]
Ross: Well, you know what... I-I'm sorry I'm the only one who isn't in love with Gary Poppins out there... But I just... I can't... I can't go through with this.
Gary: Yeah, we took a little stroll in the park and no one was around, so
[Scene: A restaurant, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date. Chandler is yawning.]
Gary: Okay, now I've really have to go!
Chandler: Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.
Teleplay: Robert Carlock Story: Scott Silveri Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Gary: Oh yeah? Well maybe you and I should take a walk through a bad neighborhood.
Gary: It's called the cherry.
[Scene: Gary's cop car, Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course. Chandler is in the back seat.]
Gary Collins: (on TV.) It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total! Thank you viewers! The pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers (He walks over to where Joey is sitting.) Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressed volunteers, (Joey stands up.) Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!
Ross: Sorry! Sorry! Oh, (He sticks it under his shirt) there! (It's just there flashing through his shirt) Hey Gary, who am I? Phone home!
Monica: Because Phoebe and Gary are in that-can't-keep-their-hands-off-each-other-doing-it-in-the-park phase!