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Aired: 3/13/2003 Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh and Vanessa
Gary: It's called the cherry.
Teleplay: Robert Carlock Story: Scott Silveri Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
[Scene: Gary's cop car, Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course. Chandler is in the back seat.]
Ross: Sorry! Sorry! Oh, (He sticks it under his shirt) there! (It's just there flashing through his shirt) Hey Gary, who am I? Phone home!
Gary: Oh yeah? Well maybe you and I should take a walk through a bad neighborhood.
Chandler: Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.
Gary: 'Cause uh, this is today's Post (produces one from the other chair) and uh, these are the listings I found. (Points) Brooklyn Heights, two bedroom. (Points) Brooklyn Heights, one bedroom. (Points) Brooklyn Heights, (points) Brooklyn Heights, (points) Brooklyn Heights!
Gary Collins: (on TV.) It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total! Thank you viewers! The pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers (He walks over to where Joey is sitting.) Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressed volunteers, (Joey stands up.) Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!
Gary: Listen Chandler, the way I see it is that I was lucky enough to find someone that I really love. I justI wanna be around her as much as I can.
Monica: Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.
Gary: Okay, I'll see you at the station later.
Gary: Well okay, Ill swing by later. Do you live in this building?
Monica: 'Cause, Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!
Monica: Because Phoebe and Gary are in that-can't-keep-their-hands-off-each-other-doing-it-in-the-park phase!
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
(Gary closes the door behind him.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there.]
Gary: Take a seat. You okay? You feeling all right? (Closes the door and takes off his coat.)
Gary: Because if you're not moving forward, y'know you're just moving backwards.
Teleplay: Sherry Bilsing - Graham & Ellen Plummer Story: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Roni & Vanessa
Ross: (to Gary) That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.
Gary: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
The Knocker: My name is Gary, I live upstairs.
Gary: Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, and I just figure that everything I really like. And the things I don't know, I get to learn about at someplace with both our names on the mailbox.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, has Gary ever been shot at for real?
Stage Director: No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phones.
Gary: Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. (Joey slowly moves off of Ross.) Hey, look at that! You tried to save your buddy. You see that? You see what he did?
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
Gary: Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.
Gary: Okay. And don't worry, I'm not just gonna take you out for donuts.
Phoebe: Gary.
Cop: Gary.
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye.]
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweethart!
Gary: Bye-bye.
Gary: Yeah, I'm gonna say no.
Gary: How are you?
Gary: Uh-huh.
Gary: So uh Chandler, you like that badge I got you?
Gary: Hello!
Phoebe: (entering, with Gary) Hey!
Gary: Okay, you guys free tonight?
Gary: Well, it's kinda dangerous.
Gary: Really?! You?
Gary: Okay!
Gary: Yeah well, being that he was the victim, they're usually pretty talkative.
Ross: (to Gary) He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!
Gary: Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.
Ross: Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Gary: Ross!
(Gary just glares at him.)
Gary: (To Phoebe) So you wanna get some dinner?
Gary: Hey, do you mind? We're under cover here.
Gary: Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!
Gary: No, Joey!
Gary: (To Ross) Okay, go ahead.
Gary: Wait! Hold on! (He goes over to Phoebe and gives her a kiss.) (To Phoebe) Hi!
Ross: Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?
Gary: Oh it's nothing, it just says that you can't sue the city if you scrap your knee or y'know, get your head blown off.
Gary: Hey, anybody want to meet a hero?
Gary: All right.
Gary: What do you, what do you think?
Gary: I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Gary: (To Phoebe) I'll see you after work sweetie. (Kisses her.)
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
Gary: I know! I can't wait!
Gary: Yeah?
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Chandler: Gary, I'm here to report a crime.
Gary: Sure. Okay.
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Gary: Chandler, what-what are you doing?
Phoebe: Hmm, did you talk to Gary about the moving in thing?
Gary: Y'know I really want to move this relationship forward.
Gary: Phoebe?
Gary: You look very pretty today.
Gary: Here's the thing.
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
Gary: Hey Chandler.
Gary: I want you to move in with me.
Gary: (disappointed more) Uh-huh.
Gary: All right.
Gary: We have great news!
Gary: (on the verge of tears) Yeah.
Gary: (suddenly happy) Really?!
Gary: So am I!
Phoebe and Gary: (entering) Hey!
Gary: Nothing at all?
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
Gary: Oh really?
Gary: Phoebe
Gary: Wait, just a second.
Gary: Oh that's great!
Gary: Are you sure?