words in movies
Phoebe: Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! (Rachel gasps)
Ross: I uhm... Well, I sang... (Rachel gasps) well actually I rapped... Baby Got Back... (Rachel's face changes from excited to angry)
Chandler: Get there faster! (Joey gasps and finally understands...)
Monica: The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation and that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard! (Phoebe gasps.) I know! How bad is this?!
Ross: (Back to Emma) Hi! (Looks at her) What... (Moves the stroller away from him so he can get a better look at her. He looks at her confused. Finally he realizes the difference and gasps). Please tell me those are clip-ons.
(Monica gasps and holds her forehead. Phoebe, Rachel and Ross pull back their heads)
Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Rachel: (gasps) I can't believe I ever even tried to help you. You are so beyond help.
Monica: (gasps) We had a characturist!
Rachel: Oh, stop that! Dont kid about that! (Gasps) Will all the stars be there?
(Monica gasps.)
Rachel: I dont know, Id leave it on the changing table? (Everyone gasps.) What?! Whatd I do? Whatd I do?!
Phoebe: (gasps) You wouldnt! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-Ive never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know youve done it at least twice!
MNCA: [gasps] You have other friends?
(Nina gasps in surprise and relief.)
Rachel: (Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?
(Marcel jumps into view wearing a pink dress. Everybody gasps)
Ross: (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)
[Everyone gasps. The show ends.]
Ross: Whos this little guy? (Gasps when he sees Aaron.)
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh, you so would! Oh, you should get that anyway. (They both look at her.) Like for clubbing.
(Joey recoils and gasps in horror.)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my....
(Rachel stands there for a moment, starting to cry. Then gasps and runs over and hugs him. While hugging her, Ross tries to find the Does it? part in the letter.)
Monica: (gasps) Totally familiar. (Phoebe shows the rest of them.)
Phoebe: (gasps) White Plains. Oh, it sounds like such a magical place.
Janice: Oh no! Where to? (Gasps) Too Paris?
(Rachel removes a paper on the floor which is covering a hole and gasps.)
(Just then, his parents enter. Rachel gasps.)
Monica: (Gasps) What?!! You cannot tell him that!!
Monica: I do! Im a professional chef! (The class gasps.) Oh relax! Its not a courtroom drama!
Chandler: (gasps) All right look, y'know, this maybe tough but come on, this is Ross! I survived college with him!
Rachel: (gasps) Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!
Chandler: (Sees the picture) Oh no! No! No! No! (Monica gasps as well.)
Joey: (gasps) YOU KNOW!!!!
(Needless to say, Phoebe is stunned into silence. And one audience member gasps.)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh! You are?
Chandler: (gasps) So?
Chandler: (gasps) You're naked in this picture!
Rachel: (gasps) Really?!
Joey: Good evening. Im Mr. Tribbiani. And I will be teaching acting for soap operas. Now um, on my first day as (proudly) Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives, (looks for a reaction from his students, and gets none.) I learned that one of the most important things in soap opera acting is reacting, this does not mean acting again, it means, you dont have a line, but someone else just did. And it goes like this. (looks all intense for a moment and then gasps, the students cheer him) Thanks, thanks, a lot. Oh, by the way, before I forget to work in soap operas some of you will have to become much more attractive. All right, moving right along.
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
Rachel: (gasps) Who got married?! (Ross is as surprised to hear this as she is.)
Rachel: Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God (Gasps and starts to sing) Come and knock on my door
Phoebe: (gasps) Youre pregnant!
Rachel: (gasps) Are you pregnant?!
Monica: Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic (Phoebe gasps), in Central Park!
Rachel: (Gasps) Phoebe are you serious?
Phoebe: (gasps) Ohh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. (The chick clucks.) You'll get your turn!
Phoebe: Wow! This place is incredible! (Gasps) Stings pen that he gave to Phoebe. (Puts the pen in her purse and goes over to a floor-to-ceiling bookcase) Come on! Secret passageway! (Starts pulling books at random as Trudie enters.)
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.
Jill: (gasps) Thats the best one! Oh my God, (hugs him) thank you so much!
Joey: Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.
Rachel: (gasps) Rob Tillman!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter. Phoebe gasps.]
Joey: What?! Noooo (Phoebe gasps.)
Phoebe: (gasps) Ohh, okay maybe they put your picture back up they can put you next to Matt Lauer. Look at him, smiling at me. (Giggles) Yeah I know; wed be great together!
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Rachel: (gasps) Hi!
Joey: (gasps) Im 30!
Joey: Would she? (He smells something and gasps as he realizes what it is.) You ate my candy bar!
Rachel: (gasps) You found my book?!
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh God!
Phoebe: (gasps) My God! What did you order?!
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Listen to you talkin about having kids. Oh my Joey. (She goes over and hugs him.) Oh, please dont get married before I do.
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God Ross!!
Ross: (gasps) You are? Me, too!
Phoebe: (gasps) Does that mean Carcass is available?
Rachel: Oh yeah! (She gasps.) Oh my God! That is our friend! (Monica covers her face.) It's Naked Ross! (Monica turns and buries her face in Chandler's shoulder.)
Phoebe: (gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David!
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
(Monica gasps.)
Rachel: (gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)
Jessica Lockhart: (gasps) That was an accident! And so were you.
Melissa: (Gasps when she notices Rachel) Oh my God! Ray-ray Green?! (Screams)
Joey: Careful! Youre wasting good pastrami! (Gasps.) Oh my God! Im my dad!
Rachel: (gasps) Nice! One and a half carat easy.
Rachel: (Gasps) Are you breaking up with us?
Monica: What? (Monica sees the first couple and gasps.)
Rachel: (thinks then gasps) Chandler M. Bing?
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Rachel: I accidentally packed these with my stuff. (looks at the dog and gasps) Who is this?
Monica: (entering) (Gasps) How did you get in there?!
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! David!
Joey: Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still. (Phoebe runs to the window and gasps.)
Rachel: (gasps) Emma! (Looks at the baby and starts to cry.) See? I dont want it.
Rachel: Oh, Im fine. (Gasps in pain as she sits down.)
Monica: Oh my God! You cleaned! (Gasps) Look at these floors! You did the windows! Oh, I have been begging you for months and you did! You cleaned! And nagging works!
Phoebe: (catches it) Nah, I don't feel like playing. (She sets the ball down on the table and everyone gasps.)
Phoebe: (gasps) Another amazing find! Wow! Oh I bet this has a great story too!
Monica: (gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific!
Chandler: Ah, I fooled around with Joeys sister. (Phoebe gasps) Well, thats not the worst part.
Ross: (gasps) OH NO!
Ross: Wha... (gasps) What? What would give you that idea?
Ross: (Reading the note) We know you're out there. (Rachel gasps)
Monica: (gasps) Oooh! They are in for a world of pain!