words in movies
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?
Rachel: (gasps) Hi!
Phoebe: (gasps) White Plains. Oh, it sounds like such a magical place.
Monica: (gasps) Totally familiar. (Phoebe shows the rest of them.)
(Rachel stands there for a moment, starting to cry. Then gasps and runs over and hugs him. While hugging her, Ross tries to find the Does it? part in the letter.)
Janice: Oh no! Where to? (Gasps) Too Paris?
Monica: (Gasps) What?!! You cannot tell him that!!
(Just then, his parents enter. Rachel gasps.)
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh, you so would! Oh, you should get that anyway. (They both look at her.) Like for clubbing.
Monica: I do! Im a professional chef! (The class gasps.) Oh relax! Its not a courtroom drama!
(Rachel removes a paper on the floor which is covering a hole and gasps.)
Chandler: (gasps) All right look, y'know, this maybe tough but come on, this is Ross! I survived college with him!
Rachel: (gasps) Oh! You are?
Chandler: (Sees the picture) Oh no! No! No! No! (Monica gasps as well.)
Joey: (gasps) YOU KNOW!!!!
(Needless to say, Phoebe is stunned into silence. And one audience member gasps.)
Chandler: (gasps) You're naked in this picture!
Chandler: (gasps) So?
Rachel: (gasps) Really?!
Rachel: (gasps) Who got married?! (Ross is as surprised to hear this as she is.)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Phoebe: Wow! This place is incredible! (Gasps) Stings pen that he gave to Phoebe. (Puts the pen in her purse and goes over to a floor-to-ceiling bookcase) Come on! Secret passageway! (Starts pulling books at random as Trudie enters.)
Phoebe: (gasps) Youre pregnant!
Rachel: (gasps) Are you pregnant?!
Rachel: Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God (Gasps and starts to sing) Come and knock on my door
Monica: Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic (Phoebe gasps), in Central Park!
Phoebe: (gasps) Ohh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. (The chick clucks.) You'll get your turn!
Rachel: (Gasps) Phoebe are you serious?
Joey: Good evening. Im Mr. Tribbiani. And I will be teaching acting for soap operas. Now um, on my first day as (proudly) Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives, (looks for a reaction from his students, and gets none.) I learned that one of the most important things in soap opera acting is reacting, this does not mean acting again, it means, you dont have a line, but someone else just did. And it goes like this. (looks all intense for a moment and then gasps, the students cheer him) Thanks, thanks, a lot. Oh, by the way, before I forget to work in soap operas some of you will have to become much more attractive. All right, moving right along.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.
Jill: (gasps) Thats the best one! Oh my God, (hugs him) thank you so much!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter. Phoebe gasps.]
Rachel: (gasps) Rob Tillman!
Joey: Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.
Phoebe: (gasps) Ohh, okay maybe they put your picture back up they can put you next to Matt Lauer. Look at him, smiling at me. (Giggles) Yeah I know; wed be great together!
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Joey: What?! Noooo (Phoebe gasps.)
Rachel: (gasps) You found my book?!
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Joey: Would she? (He smells something and gasps as he realizes what it is.) You ate my candy bar!
Joey: (gasps) Im 30!
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh God!
Rachel: Oh yeah! (She gasps.) Oh my God! That is our friend! (Monica covers her face.) It's Naked Ross! (Monica turns and buries her face in Chandler's shoulder.)
Phoebe: (gasps) My God! What did you order?!
Phoebe: (gasps) Does that mean Carcass is available?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Listen to you talkin about having kids. Oh my Joey. (She goes over and hugs him.) Oh, please dont get married before I do.
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God Ross!!
Jessica Lockhart: (gasps) That was an accident! And so were you.
Ross: (gasps) You are? Me, too!
Phoebe: (gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David!
Rachel: (gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)
Melissa: (Gasps when she notices Rachel) Oh my God! Ray-ray Green?! (Screams)
Phoebe: Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! (Rachel gasps)
Joey: Careful! Youre wasting good pastrami! (Gasps.) Oh my God! Im my dad!
Chandler: Get there faster! (Joey gasps and finally understands...)
Rachel: (gasps) Nice! One and a half carat easy.
(Monica gasps.)
Monica: What? (Monica sees the first couple and gasps.)
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Rachel: (Gasps) Are you breaking up with us?
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Rachel: (thinks then gasps) Chandler M. Bing?
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!
Monica: (entering) (Gasps) How did you get in there?!
Rachel: I accidentally packed these with my stuff. (looks at the dog and gasps) Who is this?
Rachel: Oh, Im fine. (Gasps in pain as she sits down.)
Rachel: (gasps) Emma! (Looks at the baby and starts to cry.) See? I dont want it.
Joey: Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still. (Phoebe runs to the window and gasps.)
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! David!
Phoebe: (gasps) Another amazing find! Wow! Oh I bet this has a great story too!
Phoebe: (catches it) Nah, I don't feel like playing. (She sets the ball down on the table and everyone gasps.)
Monica: (gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific!
Chandler: Ah, I fooled around with Joeys sister. (Phoebe gasps) Well, thats not the worst part.
Ross: (gasps) OH NO!
Ross: Wha... (gasps) What? What would give you that idea?
Ross: (Reading the note) We know you're out there. (Rachel gasps)
Phoebe: (looks at the amount on the check, and gasps) Well, this is very generous!
Monica: Oh my God! You cleaned! (Gasps) Look at these floors! You did the windows! Oh, I have been begging you for months and you did! You cleaned! And nagging works!
Joey: Wh? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when huh what? Thurs(He gasps in horror.) Oh! (Runs out and Chandler just shakes his head. After a second Joey runs back in to grab a piece of pizza and runs back out.)
Rachel: No. Joey, she knows! We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window. (Joey gasps) Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
Monica: (gasps) Oooh! They are in for a world of pain!
Monica: No, actually, we're buying the house next door. (Janice gasps)
(Ross smiles and holds up his hand for a high-five, but he has forgotten about his burnt hands. He gasps in pain as Joey grabs his hand.)
(Joey stares at Chandler and Monica and finally puts two and two together. He gasps.)
Monica: (gasps) Ohh, wow! Thats great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; well get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? Im so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh! Oh my God! I thought she was on Atkins.
Ross: (gasps) Hi... There she is. Hi Emma. Oh my God, I missed you. (kisses her) Oh Emma, I missed you so much. Hey... Did you have a good time with grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of anti-depressants again to use as a rattle? (to Rachel)
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail. While doing this, Monica's picture falls out. He bends over to pick it up and gasps. While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture.]
Rachel: Bloomingdales eliminated my department. (Phoebe gasps)
Ross: (Gasps and speaks at a higher pitch) This feels perfectly normal. Ok, get on the swing!
Monica: Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!
Ross: I uhm... Well, I sang... (Rachel gasps) well actually I rapped... Baby Got Back... (Rachel's face changes from excited to angry)
(They walk to the table, but Rachel suddenly gasps. Sitting there is mr Zellner, her boss from her current job at Ralph Lauren.)
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! I know who the father is (She walks into Monica and Chandlers.)
Joey: Oh, hey let me. (Opens the door for Janine and after he closes the door behind her gasps ecstatically.)
Joey: (reading the card) Whoa! This guy is like the biggest commercial casting director in town! (Ross gasps) Ben takes one lousy walk in the park and gets an audition!! (Ross and Carol stare at him, then Joey realizes what he just said.) I mean, way to go Ben! (Gives Ben the thumbs up, which Ben returns.) Man! I've been in that park a million times and no one offered me an audition.
Rachel: (gasps) I can't believe I ever even tried to help you. You are so beyond help.
Passenger: Oh-no.(He bites his fist at her.)And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break. (Rachel gasps and doesnt know what to say. He puts his headphones back on.)