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(They walk to the table, but Rachel suddenly gasps. Sitting there is mr Zellner, her boss from her current job at Ralph Lauren.)
Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
(Monica gasps.)
Monica: (gasps) We had a characturist!
Rachel: I dont know, Id leave it on the changing table? (Everyone gasps.) What?! Whatd I do? Whatd I do?!
(Nina gasps in surprise and relief.)
Rachel: (Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?
(Marcel jumps into view wearing a pink dress. Everybody gasps)
MNCA: [gasps] You have other friends?
[Everyone gasps. The show ends.]
Phoebe: (gasps) You wouldnt! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-Ive never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know youve done it at least twice!
Ross: (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Ross: Whos this little guy? (Gasps when he sees Aaron.)
(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
Monica: (gasps) Totally familiar. (Phoebe shows the rest of them.)
(Joey recoils and gasps in horror.)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my....
(Rachel removes a paper on the floor which is covering a hole and gasps.)
(Rachel stands there for a moment, starting to cry. Then gasps and runs over and hugs him. While hugging her, Ross tries to find the Does it? part in the letter.)
(Just then, his parents enter. Rachel gasps.)
Monica: (Gasps) What?!! You cannot tell him that!!
Phoebe: (gasps) White Plains. Oh, it sounds like such a magical place.
Janice: Oh no! Where to? (Gasps) Too Paris?
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh, you so would! Oh, you should get that anyway. (They both look at her.) Like for clubbing.
Monica: I do! Im a professional chef! (The class gasps.) Oh relax! Its not a courtroom drama!
Rachel: (gasps) Oh! You are?
Chandler: (Sees the picture) Oh no! No! No! No! (Monica gasps as well.)
Chandler: (gasps) All right look, y'know, this maybe tough but come on, this is Ross! I survived college with him!
Chandler: (gasps) You're naked in this picture!
Joey: (gasps) YOU KNOW!!!!
(Needless to say, Phoebe is stunned into silence. And one audience member gasps.)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!
Chandler: (gasps) So?
Rachel: (gasps) Really?!
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
Rachel: (gasps) Who got married?! (Ross is as surprised to hear this as she is.)
Phoebe: (gasps) Youre pregnant!
Phoebe: Wow! This place is incredible! (Gasps) Stings pen that he gave to Phoebe. (Puts the pen in her purse and goes over to a floor-to-ceiling bookcase) Come on! Secret passageway! (Starts pulling books at random as Trudie enters.)
Rachel: Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God (Gasps and starts to sing) Come and knock on my door
Monica: Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic (Phoebe gasps), in Central Park!
Rachel: (gasps) Are you pregnant?!
Jill: (gasps) Thats the best one! Oh my God, (hugs him) thank you so much!
Rachel: (Gasps) Phoebe are you serious?
Phoebe: (gasps) Ohh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. (The chick clucks.) You'll get your turn!
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Joey: Good evening. Im Mr. Tribbiani. And I will be teaching acting for soap operas. Now um, on my first day as (proudly) Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives, (looks for a reaction from his students, and gets none.) I learned that one of the most important things in soap opera acting is reacting, this does not mean acting again, it means, you dont have a line, but someone else just did. And it goes like this. (looks all intense for a moment and then gasps, the students cheer him) Thanks, thanks, a lot. Oh, by the way, before I forget to work in soap operas some of you will have to become much more attractive. All right, moving right along.
Joey: Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.
Rachel: (gasps) Rob Tillman!
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Phoebe: (gasps) Ohh, okay maybe they put your picture back up they can put you next to Matt Lauer. Look at him, smiling at me. (Giggles) Yeah I know; wed be great together!
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter. Phoebe gasps.]
Joey: (gasps) Im 30!
Joey: What?! Noooo (Phoebe gasps.)
Phoebe: (gasps) My God! What did you order?!
Rachel: (gasps) You found my book?!
Joey: Would she? (He smells something and gasps as he realizes what it is.) You ate my candy bar!
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh God!
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God Ross!!
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Listen to you talkin about having kids. Oh my Joey. (She goes over and hugs him.) Oh, please dont get married before I do.
Rachel: (gasps) Hi!
Phoebe: (gasps) Does that mean Carcass is available?
Ross: (gasps) You are? Me, too!
Rachel: Oh yeah! (She gasps.) Oh my God! That is our friend! (Monica covers her face.) It's Naked Ross! (Monica turns and buries her face in Chandler's shoulder.)
Rachel: (gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?
Phoebe: (gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David!
Phoebe: Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! (Rachel gasps)
Jessica Lockhart: (gasps) That was an accident! And so were you.
Melissa: (Gasps when she notices Rachel) Oh my God! Ray-ray Green?! (Screams)
Rachel: I accidentally packed these with my stuff. (looks at the dog and gasps) Who is this?
Joey: Careful! Youre wasting good pastrami! (Gasps.) Oh my God! Im my dad!
Rachel: (gasps) Nice! One and a half carat easy.
(Monica gasps.)
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Monica: What? (Monica sees the first couple and gasps.)
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Rachel: (Gasps) Are you breaking up with us?
Chandler: Get there faster! (Joey gasps and finally understands...)
Rachel: (thinks then gasps) Chandler M. Bing?
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Monica: (entering) (Gasps) How did you get in there?!
Rachel: (gasps) Emma! (Looks at the baby and starts to cry.) See? I dont want it.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!
Rachel: Oh, Im fine. (Gasps in pain as she sits down.)
Phoebe: (gasps) Another amazing find! Wow! Oh I bet this has a great story too!
Joey: Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still. (Phoebe runs to the window and gasps.)
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! David!
Phoebe: (catches it) Nah, I don't feel like playing. (She sets the ball down on the table and everyone gasps.)
Monica: (gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific!
Monica: Oh my God! You cleaned! (Gasps) Look at these floors! You did the windows! Oh, I have been begging you for months and you did! You cleaned! And nagging works!
Chandler: Ah, I fooled around with Joeys sister. (Phoebe gasps) Well, thats not the worst part.
Ross: Wha... (gasps) What? What would give you that idea?
Ross: (gasps) OH NO!
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail. While doing this, Monica's picture falls out. He bends over to pick it up and gasps. While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture.]
Phoebe: (looks at the amount on the check, and gasps) Well, this is very generous!
Ross: (Reading the note) We know you're out there. (Rachel gasps)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
Rachel: No. Joey, she knows! We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window. (Joey gasps) Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.
Monica: No, actually, we're buying the house next door. (Janice gasps)