words in movies
Phoebe: (looks at the amount on the check, and gasps) Well, this is very generous!
Ross: (Gasps and speaks at a higher pitch) This feels perfectly normal. Ok, get on the swing!
Monica: The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation and that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard! (Phoebe gasps.) I know! How bad is this?!
Ross: (Back to Emma) Hi! (Looks at her) What... (Moves the stroller away from him so he can get a better look at her. He looks at her confused. Finally he realizes the difference and gasps). Please tell me those are clip-ons.
(Nina gasps in surprise and relief.)
(Monica gasps and holds her forehead. Phoebe, Rachel and Ross pull back their heads)
Monica: (gasps) We had a characturist!
Rachel: (Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?
MNCA: [gasps] You have other friends?
(Marcel jumps into view wearing a pink dress. Everybody gasps)
Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Rachel: (gasps) I can't believe I ever even tried to help you. You are so beyond help.
Rachel: Oh, stop that! Dont kid about that! (Gasps) Will all the stars be there?
(Monica gasps.)
Rachel: I dont know, Id leave it on the changing table? (Everyone gasps.) What?! Whatd I do? Whatd I do?!
Ross: (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Phoebe: (gasps) You wouldnt! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-Ive never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know youve done it at least twice!
Ross: Whos this little guy? (Gasps when he sees Aaron.)
[Everyone gasps. The show ends.]
Monica: (gasps) Totally familiar. (Phoebe shows the rest of them.)
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)
(Joey recoils and gasps in horror.)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my....
Janice: Oh no! Where to? (Gasps) Too Paris?
Phoebe: (gasps) White Plains. Oh, it sounds like such a magical place.
(Rachel stands there for a moment, starting to cry. Then gasps and runs over and hugs him. While hugging her, Ross tries to find the Does it? part in the letter.)
(Rachel removes a paper on the floor which is covering a hole and gasps.)
(Just then, his parents enter. Rachel gasps.)
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh, you so would! Oh, you should get that anyway. (They both look at her.) Like for clubbing.
Monica: I do! Im a professional chef! (The class gasps.) Oh relax! Its not a courtroom drama!
Monica: (Gasps) What?!! You cannot tell him that!!
Chandler: (gasps) All right look, y'know, this maybe tough but come on, this is Ross! I survived college with him!
Chandler: (Sees the picture) Oh no! No! No! No! (Monica gasps as well.)
Chandler: (gasps) You're naked in this picture!
Joey: (gasps) YOU KNOW!!!!
Rachel: (gasps) Oh! You are?
(Needless to say, Phoebe is stunned into silence. And one audience member gasps.)
Chandler: (gasps) So?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!
Rachel: (gasps) Really?!
Rachel: (gasps) Are you pregnant?!
Rachel: (gasps) Who got married?! (Ross is as surprised to hear this as she is.)
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
Phoebe: Wow! This place is incredible! (Gasps) Stings pen that he gave to Phoebe. (Puts the pen in her purse and goes over to a floor-to-ceiling bookcase) Come on! Secret passageway! (Starts pulling books at random as Trudie enters.)
Rachel: Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God (Gasps and starts to sing) Come and knock on my door
Phoebe: (gasps) Youre pregnant!
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Monica: Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic (Phoebe gasps), in Central Park!
Jill: (gasps) Thats the best one! Oh my God, (hugs him) thank you so much!
Rachel: (Gasps) Phoebe are you serious?
Joey: Good evening. Im Mr. Tribbiani. And I will be teaching acting for soap operas. Now um, on my first day as (proudly) Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives, (looks for a reaction from his students, and gets none.) I learned that one of the most important things in soap opera acting is reacting, this does not mean acting again, it means, you dont have a line, but someone else just did. And it goes like this. (looks all intense for a moment and then gasps, the students cheer him) Thanks, thanks, a lot. Oh, by the way, before I forget to work in soap operas some of you will have to become much more attractive. All right, moving right along.
Phoebe: (gasps) Ohh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. (The chick clucks.) You'll get your turn!
Phoebe: (gasps) Ohh, okay maybe they put your picture back up they can put you next to Matt Lauer. Look at him, smiling at me. (Giggles) Yeah I know; wed be great together!
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.
Rachel: (gasps) Rob Tillman!
Joey: Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God Ross!!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter. Phoebe gasps.]
Joey: (gasps) Im 30!
Joey: Would she? (He smells something and gasps as he realizes what it is.) You ate my candy bar!
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Listen to you talkin about having kids. Oh my Joey. (She goes over and hugs him.) Oh, please dont get married before I do.
Phoebe: (gasps) Does that mean Carcass is available?
Joey: What?! Noooo (Phoebe gasps.)
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Rachel: (gasps) You found my book?!
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh God!
Phoebe: (gasps) My God! What did you order?!
Rachel: (gasps) Hi!
Rachel: Oh yeah! (She gasps.) Oh my God! That is our friend! (Monica covers her face.) It's Naked Ross! (Monica turns and buries her face in Chandler's shoulder.)
Phoebe: (gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David!
Ross: (gasps) You are? Me, too!
Melissa: (Gasps when she notices Rachel) Oh my God! Ray-ray Green?! (Screams)
Jessica Lockhart: (gasps) That was an accident! And so were you.
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?
Rachel: (gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)
Phoebe: Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! (Rachel gasps)
(Monica gasps.)
Joey: Careful! Youre wasting good pastrami! (Gasps.) Oh my God! Im my dad!
Rachel: (gasps) Nice! One and a half carat easy.
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Chandler: Get there faster! (Joey gasps and finally understands...)
Monica: What? (Monica sees the first couple and gasps.)
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Rachel: (thinks then gasps) Chandler M. Bing?
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Rachel: I accidentally packed these with my stuff. (looks at the dog and gasps) Who is this?
Rachel: (Gasps) Are you breaking up with us?
Monica: (entering) (Gasps) How did you get in there?!
Rachel: (gasps) Emma! (Looks at the baby and starts to cry.) See? I dont want it.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! David!
Rachel: Oh, Im fine. (Gasps in pain as she sits down.)
Joey: Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still. (Phoebe runs to the window and gasps.)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
Phoebe: (catches it) Nah, I don't feel like playing. (She sets the ball down on the table and everyone gasps.)
Chandler: Ah, I fooled around with Joeys sister. (Phoebe gasps) Well, thats not the worst part.
Ross: (gasps) OH NO!
Monica: Oh my God! You cleaned! (Gasps) Look at these floors! You did the windows! Oh, I have been begging you for months and you did! You cleaned! And nagging works!
Monica: (gasps) Oooh! They are in for a world of pain!
Phoebe: (gasps) Another amazing find! Wow! Oh I bet this has a great story too!