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Joey: Oh, hey let me. (Opens the door for Janine and after he closes the door behind her gasps ecstatically.)
Ross: (Gasps and speaks at a higher pitch) This feels perfectly normal. Ok, get on the swing!
Monica: Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail. While doing this, Monica's picture falls out. He bends over to pick it up and gasps. While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture.]
(They walk to the table, but Rachel suddenly gasps. Sitting there is mr Zellner, her boss from her current job at Ralph Lauren.)
Ross: I uhm... Well, I sang... (Rachel gasps) well actually I rapped... Baby Got Back... (Rachel's face changes from excited to angry)
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! I know who the father is (She walks into Monica and Chandlers.)
Joey: (reading the card) Whoa! This guy is like the biggest commercial casting director in town! (Ross gasps) Ben takes one lousy walk in the park and gets an audition!! (Ross and Carol stare at him, then Joey realizes what he just said.) I mean, way to go Ben! (Gives Ben the thumbs up, which Ben returns.) Man! I've been in that park a million times and no one offered me an audition.
Passenger: Oh-no.(He bites his fist at her.)And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break. (Rachel gasps and doesnt know what to say. He puts his headphones back on.)
Ross: (Back to Emma) Hi! (Looks at her) What... (Moves the stroller away from him so he can get a better look at her. He looks at her confused. Finally he realizes the difference and gasps). Please tell me those are clip-ons.
Monica: The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation and that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard! (Phoebe gasps.) I know! How bad is this?!
(Monica gasps and holds her forehead. Phoebe, Rachel and Ross pull back their heads)
Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Rachel: (gasps) I can't believe I ever even tried to help you. You are so beyond help.
Rachel: Oh, stop that! Dont kid about that! (Gasps) Will all the stars be there?
Rachel: I dont know, Id leave it on the changing table? (Everyone gasps.) What?! Whatd I do? Whatd I do?!
(Monica gasps.)
Monica: (gasps) We had a characturist!
Rachel: (Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?
(Marcel jumps into view wearing a pink dress. Everybody gasps)
MNCA: [gasps] You have other friends?
(Nina gasps in surprise and relief.)
Phoebe: (gasps) You wouldnt! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-Ive never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know youve done it at least twice!
(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)
Ross: (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
[Everyone gasps. The show ends.]
Ross: Whos this little guy? (Gasps when he sees Aaron.)
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
Monica: (gasps) Totally familiar. (Phoebe shows the rest of them.)
(Joey recoils and gasps in horror.)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my....
Janice: Oh no! Where to? (Gasps) Too Paris?
(Rachel stands there for a moment, starting to cry. Then gasps and runs over and hugs him. While hugging her, Ross tries to find the Does it? part in the letter.)
Phoebe: (gasps) White Plains. Oh, it sounds like such a magical place.
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh, you so would! Oh, you should get that anyway. (They both look at her.) Like for clubbing.
Monica: I do! Im a professional chef! (The class gasps.) Oh relax! Its not a courtroom drama!
(Just then, his parents enter. Rachel gasps.)
Chandler: (gasps) You're naked in this picture!
Monica: (Gasps) What?!! You cannot tell him that!!
Chandler: (gasps) All right look, y'know, this maybe tough but come on, this is Ross! I survived college with him!
(Rachel removes a paper on the floor which is covering a hole and gasps.)
Chandler: (Sees the picture) Oh no! No! No! No! (Monica gasps as well.)
Chandler: (gasps) So?
Joey: (gasps) YOU KNOW!!!!
(Needless to say, Phoebe is stunned into silence. And one audience member gasps.)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh! You are?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!
Rachel: (gasps) Really?!
Rachel: (gasps) Who got married?! (Ross is as surprised to hear this as she is.)
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
Phoebe: (gasps) Youre pregnant!
Phoebe: Wow! This place is incredible! (Gasps) Stings pen that he gave to Phoebe. (Puts the pen in her purse and goes over to a floor-to-ceiling bookcase) Come on! Secret passageway! (Starts pulling books at random as Trudie enters.)
Rachel: Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God (Gasps and starts to sing) Come and knock on my door
Rachel: (gasps) Are you pregnant?!
Monica: Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic (Phoebe gasps), in Central Park!
Rachel: (Gasps) Phoebe are you serious?
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Joey: Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.
Phoebe: (gasps) Ohh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. (The chick clucks.) You'll get your turn!
Joey: Good evening. Im Mr. Tribbiani. And I will be teaching acting for soap operas. Now um, on my first day as (proudly) Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives, (looks for a reaction from his students, and gets none.) I learned that one of the most important things in soap opera acting is reacting, this does not mean acting again, it means, you dont have a line, but someone else just did. And it goes like this. (looks all intense for a moment and then gasps, the students cheer him) Thanks, thanks, a lot. Oh, by the way, before I forget to work in soap operas some of you will have to become much more attractive. All right, moving right along.
Jill: (gasps) Thats the best one! Oh my God, (hugs him) thank you so much!
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.
Rachel: (gasps) Rob Tillman!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter. Phoebe gasps.]
Phoebe: (gasps) Ohh, okay maybe they put your picture back up they can put you next to Matt Lauer. Look at him, smiling at me. (Giggles) Yeah I know; wed be great together!
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Joey: Would she? (He smells something and gasps as he realizes what it is.) You ate my candy bar!
Joey: What?! Noooo (Phoebe gasps.)
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Joey: (gasps) Im 30!
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh God!
Rachel: (gasps) You found my book?!
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Listen to you talkin about having kids. Oh my Joey. (She goes over and hugs him.) Oh, please dont get married before I do.
Phoebe: (gasps) My God! What did you order?!
Rachel: (gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)
Rachel: (gasps) Hi!
Rachel: Oh yeah! (She gasps.) Oh my God! That is our friend! (Monica covers her face.) It's Naked Ross! (Monica turns and buries her face in Chandler's shoulder.)
Ross: (gasps) You are? Me, too!
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God Ross!!
Phoebe: (gasps) Does that mean Carcass is available?
Phoebe: (gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David!
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?
Phoebe: Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! (Rachel gasps)
Jessica Lockhart: (gasps) That was an accident! And so were you.
Joey: Careful! Youre wasting good pastrami! (Gasps.) Oh my God! Im my dad!
Melissa: (Gasps when she notices Rachel) Oh my God! Ray-ray Green?! (Screams)
Rachel: (gasps) Nice! One and a half carat easy.
(Monica gasps.)
Rachel: (thinks then gasps) Chandler M. Bing?
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Monica: What? (Monica sees the first couple and gasps.)
Chandler: Get there faster! (Joey gasps and finally understands...)
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Rachel: (Gasps) Are you breaking up with us?
Rachel: (gasps) Emma! (Looks at the baby and starts to cry.) See? I dont want it.
Monica: (entering) (Gasps) How did you get in there?!
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!
Rachel: I accidentally packed these with my stuff. (looks at the dog and gasps) Who is this?
Joey: Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still. (Phoebe runs to the window and gasps.)
Rachel: Oh, Im fine. (Gasps in pain as she sits down.)