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[Scene: later the bridesmaids and ushers are getting ready to start, Ross is looking for Rachel]
MONICA: Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Chandler: Nancy Thompsons getting fired! (Monica slaps him on the shoulder.)
Phoebe: He is! But hes getting divorcedRoss! Maybe you know him.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is getting ready for Chandlers arrival. He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table.]
Monica: Ohh, this is soo amazing! I cant believe my brothers getting married! And in London! Its so romantic!
Monica: But getting over was the hardest thing that Ive ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.
[cut back to Rachels bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]
Chandler: No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee.]
Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...
Monica: Oh, Nancy Thompson from Phoebes old massage place is getting fired.
Monica: Okay, stop it Phoebe, youre getting me all tingly.
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.
Chandler: Yknow when I said that because were getting married that we should share everything and not have any secrets?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And Im sure were all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica.]
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor.]
Chandler: I dont care, this is our apartment! And they stoleyou stole itour apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. Im getting back right now!
Rachel: Wait, what do you mean youre getting a new brain?
Phoebe: Huh? Can you just imagine getting down on one knee and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?
Earl: Okay, I should, I should probably be getting back to my thing now. See ya. (Hangs up.)
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Phoebe: (getting out) Okay, whos next?
Chandler: (getting up to investigate) Okay, everybody stay here. I will find out whats going on.
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.
Chandler: Look, its my wedding day okay? If you were getting married I would never do anything to upset you.
Phoebe: Hey the wedding is so close! Are you getting nervous?
Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
Joey: And I know both of them, theyre really good. One of them is the guy from those allergy commercials whos always getting chased by those big flowers
Rachel: No!! You are getting married! This is all I have.
Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
Ross: (Screaming) Im getting married today!! Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.)
Phoebe: Yknow, youre friends getting married, its gotta change things.
Chandler: Listen, this is totally getting out of hand! Okay? She wants me to put lotion on her!
Joey: Dude! Hernia operations cost like, a lot probably. Besides its getting darker and more painful, that means its healing.
[Scene: A Street, Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking. Phoebe is getting coffee.]
Monica: (looking at her hand) Yknow what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) Youre not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Rachel: Ross, shes gonna start getting ready soon!
Rachel: Umm Im never gonna getting married!
Monica: Hey, do you realize that at this time tomorrow well be getting married?
[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches.]
[Scene: Chandlers Hotel Room, Ross is getting Chandler ready.]
Joey: (clinks his glass) Id like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) "Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. (Does a fake laugh.) And-and there was some sad memories. (Starts to break down and cry.) Im sorry. And-and some scared memoriesWhoa! (He jumps back, startled.) Eh? And then, and then I realized Ill always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. (Starts to walk away, but realizes something.) Oh! To the happy couple!
Wendy: Huh? Really? -- Hm, that'd be so terrible? (She gets hold of Chandler's tie, slowly moving her hands upwards on the tie, getting closer and closer to him, seductive.)
Mr. Bing: Our little boy is getting married.
French Phoebe: Gauze! Gauze! I need to get some gauze in here! Can I please get some gauze in here! (A shell explodes outside next to the tent and when the smoke clears, Phoebe still has her arm.) Whew! (Her arm falls off and starts pumping out blood.) This is getting ridiculous uh!
Alice: Weve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought wed get a jump on things, yknow no ones getting any younger.
Monica: (getting up) Im gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)
Joey: They go on one date and youre worried about them getting married?! Hes not you!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is getting out linens for Cassie who is in the bathroom.]
Chandler: OH MY GAWD! I am so sorry sweetie, are you okay? You didnt tell her we were getting married, did you?
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
Joey: No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?
Ursula: Umm, nothing. I mean, Im getting married next week.
Monica: Yeah! Hey! Thanks for getting me that girls number.
Monica: No! I was just getting into position and then everything went dark.
Rachel: (deals new hand) Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple...
Joey: So you uh, nervous about getting married?
Rachel: Theres not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married.
Joey: Maybe Monicas playing a joke on ya. Yknow? Getting her own husband a hooker, thats pretty funny.
Ross: Youre not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!
Will: Are ya getting married?
[Scene: Airport, Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape. Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape. He is getting on the jetway. The flight attendant is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee.]
Ross: Getting married. (Chandler panics.) Okay. Okay. You can, you can do that too! Just like youve done everything else!
Chandler: I didnt know you and Carol were getting divorced, Im sorry.
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Ross: Oh yeah, yeah were moving forward. Youll be getting our card!
Rachel: Joey, just because theyre not getting married doesnt mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Joey: I could use a challenge! Its getting pretty easy.
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
RACHEL: I just can't believe this is happening. I mean, when I was little, everybody's parents were getting divorced. I just figured as a grownup I wouldn't have to worry about this.
Phoebe: Joey, I just think youre getting worked up over nothing. This is probably just a crush.
Phoebe: (getting uncomfortable) Okay.
Monica: Youre getting a crush on your sisters fianc�e.
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Monica: Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well (Feeds him a spoonful of what shes cooking.) Im getting my revenge!
Ross: Im getting that baby out of you!
(Phoebe and Monica walk in from getting some coffee.)
Rachel: God! DontWe cant let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait shell be in the gown and then he wont show up and then shes gonna have to take off the gown
[Scene: Central Perk. The four guys are returning after getting the hat back.]
Phoebe: (getting up) Oh, for god�s sake, Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! (everybody scared) I�m sorry, was that rude? Di-did my, my li-little outburst blunt (?) the hideousness (?) that is this evening? Look, I know, you all have a lot going on, but all I wanted to do was have dinner with my friends on my birthday. And you are all so late and you didn�t even have the courtesy to call. (her cellular rings) Well, it�s too late now.
Rachel: Hes downstairs getting the rest of the stuff out of the cab.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Rachels muffin.]
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Monica: Oh, maybe he was getting him confused with his childhood therapist.
Rachel: We've got to find a new pediatrician. Ross was getting sick last night, and I think Emma may have caught it.
Joey: (getting worried) Bite me?
Joey: ...feel like getting a cup of coffee?
Ross: oh yea now um how is that going, is it getting serious?
Rachel: (interrupting her) Oh Phoebe, thats a great story. Can you tell it to me when youre getting me some iced tea? (Phoebe gets up and Rachel groans.) (To the baby) Oh God, get out! Get out!! Get out!! Get out!!