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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
Caitlin: (getting more desperate to leave) Well okay!
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.
CHANDLER: Excuse me, you guys are getting tattoos?
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present?
Monica: Hey, don't say that! You got just as good a chance as anybody else of getting that job!
Monica: Yeah, yknow, but something like salmon which would be so much more elegant than the chicken. And, you wouldnt have to worry about the salmonella. (Ross pushes her.) So, I cant wait to see this place youre getting married!
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!
Chandler: Well the vet seems to think thats shes becoming a rooster. (The rooster crows.) Were getting a second opinion.
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in.]
JOEY: So, you're not mad at me for getting fired and everything?
[Scene: Frank's tailor shop, Chandler is getting his pants measured.]
Joshua: (getting up and backing away from they.) Is there ah, is there some way they can not be here. Its just ah, farm birds really kinda freak me out!
Chandler: (entering) Oh hey Rachel, sweetheart? You have got to tell the post office that you have moved. Okay? We are still getting all your bills and stuff. (Hands her all of her bills and stuff.)
Rachel: I know that. That's why I was getting married.
Mr. Geller: Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published. Other people are satisfied with staying where they are- I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer.
[Cut to the hallway, Phoebe is outside getting some last minute instructions from Rachel.]
Chandler: ...That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.
Rachel: Look Monica, getting cold feet is very common. Yknow, its-its just because of all the anticipation and you just have to remember that you love Chandler. And also, I ran out on a wedding. You dont get to keep the gifts.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing. Joey is not there.]
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Mrs. Geller: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
Ross: (getting up, upset) I'm calling Mom.
Phoebe: Getting so good at that! (She hops on)
Teacher: You in the back, you're getting it all wrong!
Ross: Perfect. Perfect. So now everybody's getting kissed but me.
Ross: Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here...
Mr. Tribbiani: Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late now
Chandler: My boss said I might be getting a new lamp in my cubicle. (Monica looks at him and can't really place what he just said)
Ross: Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.
Emily: Ohh, I dont think so. I mean it would be different if it was way into the future and-and-and we were getting married or something.
Aurora: (getting up and dressing) I'm sorry. He'll be waiting for me.
Ross: The only thing I understand is; postponing it is not an option. This is when were getting married.
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
Chandler: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean its bad enough that Im in love with my roommates girlfriendwhich by the way, I think she knows. Because every time were in the room together theres this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when Ive seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, shes smooth! Smooth! (leaves)
Chandler: Im not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)
Ross: Ooh, somebody's getting a little fussy.
Monica: (getting angry) What!!?
Rachel: Okay. Um ButOkay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together.
Monica: Okay, I'm not getting this!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Monica is getting the door.]
Chandler: (to Phoebe) You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
Ross: I got itI'm getting it!
Chandler: I dont wanna know what Monica got me. Yknow? I mean, look, Im sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.
Phoebe: Oh God, I tried everything to make myself feel better. I even tried writing a song about it... but... I can't think of anything that rhymes with AARRGGHH!! (pause) Hey Monica, I really need your help getting through this...
Rachel: (getting the point) Yeah. Gotcha.
Ross: There you go! Good for you! And you know what, I'm actually getting used to this little guy. I don't really even feel him in here anymore.
Joey: Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Monica: Ok. Great. I am so glad that you are here. We’re really excited about getting this process started.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode.]
Rachel: Okay, you just go on and make your little jokey-jokes, but if you do not know what you are doing out at sea you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you sailor?! (She punctuates each word by slapping him on the forehead.)
ROSS: Either that or my mouth is getting smaller.
ROSS: Looks to me like he's the one getting the job.
Ross: Eh, either way Ill pass. (Quietly to Chandler) I still cant eat those. (Monica is getting something out of the fridge and starts laughing.) Whats so funny?!
ROSS: Ugh. It's definitely getting worse.
Ross: She says as time goes on, he's gonna start getting agressive and violent.
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
CAROL: Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said yumen.
PHOEBE: Well, I'm not gonna be the only one who's not getting paid.
[Scene: Barry's Office, Rachel and Barry are getting dressed.]
ROSS: Excuse me, I'm seizing. Mr. Treeger, here's another 50, happy Hanukkah. Will uh, will this help with the knob getting?
JOEY: [to Ross] You're getting a cat?
ROSS: Uh, actually, we're getting a cat.
Chandler: So we're standing firm on the 'not getting our hopes up'?
CAROL: We're uh, we're getting married.
MNCA: [getting the wine] Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
Phoebe: Wait, wait, I'm getting a deja vu...no, I'm not.
PHOEBE: Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters. Ross is also there.]
ERICA: Drake, what're you getting at?
PHOEBE: Um, a chip. A tattoo, I'm getting a tattoo.
[Scene: The Geller household, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner. The doorbell rings.]
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Monica: (as Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. (Getting up to move further away from Rachel) li-listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...
ROSS: And you had no idea they weren't getting along?
[Scene: Recording studio. Phoebe is getting ready to record Smelly Cat.]
Janice: Oh, we go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin! (does her irritating laugh). So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie (playfully punches Chandler, who tries to get away from her)
MR. GREENE: I'm getting my cigarettes out of my jacket.
Gunther: Hes getting married tomorrow right?
[Scene: Rosss apartment, he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport.]
Ross: Uh, Rachel, Ive been thinking. I dont think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. Im calling it off.
Monica: Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye.
Ross: Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like 'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are talking. Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
DUNCAN: Umm, actually, I'm getting married again.
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know." Nooo!!
MONICA: I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.
Ross: Getting it away from me would be job one.
Rachel: Look, I am so so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that Im not. Im not even close. And I dont know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that thats dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads. Chandler realises it's getting tense and goes to the receptionist again.]
PHOEBE: No, 'cause you just said dad and everywhere I go today I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet...which is my father's last name.
Chandler: (entering from the bedroom wearing a big, pink bunny costume) Monica! Can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume
[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Chandler is looking for Monica while Tom Jones's signature song is playing in the background (Getting the theme yet? Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, casinos They're in Vegas people! Catch up!) It's Not Unusual, y'know, "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone! But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it's not unusual to see me cry! I wanna die." Well, while that's playing he spots Monica playing craps and in victory hug the guy next to her. Chandler turns and walks out.]
Ross: Heavy thing, not getting lighter!
Joey: Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
MONICA: No. No you can't go. No this is fun. Come on we're just getting started. Here, here's your marker.