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(They both walk over to where Rachel is opening her gifts. Rachel sees her first gift is a fruit basket.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts.]
Rachel: Oh come(Stutters)Of course I know that. I mean of course you never leave a baby alone! I mean who wouldshe wouldnt be safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Yknow what? I think opening the presents right now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, Im just gonna maybe open them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts, and this basket is beautiful.
All: I dont have anything. (All of the rest of the women there hide their gifts behind their backs.)
Joey: Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's one of my gifts.
Joey: It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock! Huh?
Rachel: I ah, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts.
Ross: Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?
Phoebe: Hey! I brought you some house warming gifts.
Chandler: Oh, I figured you guys would all be mad at me. So I got you some gifts that I found on the side of the road. (Looks into the bag.) Who wants the teddy bear with one leg?
Chandler: Those are my gifts, I got them for you.
Monica: (To Chandler) This is what happens when you dont register for gifts!
(Monica enters, and they throw the gifts behind them.)
Phoebe: Will you get us better gifts?
Chandler: Hey! Hi! You uh, ready to exchange gifts?
Rachel: Dont say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross whats in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!
Chandler: Well appealing as that does sound to her boyfriend (pause) and her brother, (the camera pans to Ross flashing Joey a very evil look; Joey gets scared) I cant do that we promised wed make each other gifts this year.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts.]
Anchorwoman: (on TV) While most of us think of chocolate bunnies and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. (Joey is intrigued by the idea) Unfortunately, the sad fact remains that most of these little guys wont live to see the fourth of July. (Joey starts to call a place to buy a little baby chick) Because of as a result of improper care, they will be dead.
Rachel: Look Monica, getting cold feet is very common. Yknow, its-its just because of all the anticipation and you just have to remember that you love Chandler. And also, I ran out on a wedding. You dont get to keep the gifts.
Ross: Yeah, I ate all my gifts for everybody.
Joey: (entering from the elevator caring gifts for the kids) Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop. (He doubles over in pain in front an old man in a wheel chair.) Get up! Get up! Get up! (The old man waves him away.)
JOEY: They're ribbed for your pleasure. [Ross and Monica trade their gifts.]
Chandler: Hey! Honey, can I ask you a question about the Valentines Day gifts?
Monica: Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after shes done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts.]