words in movies
Joey: Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on! (Being dragged out by the guard) I'm your hand twin!!
Phoebe: You know.. you let your guard down, you start to really care about someone, and I just- I- (starts chewing her hair)
SECURITY GUARD: I'm sorry guys, closed set.
Ross: (to the guard) Dont sweat it, Ive got this section covered. Yeah, in fact Ive got this little baby (Turns on a mini-flashlight) to shine in peoples eye(The guard walks away)Okay, see you later.
RACHEL: Yeah, I mean, you know it, I mean, if it were me I, I, you know, I'd want you to, I don't know, like catch me off guard, you know, with like a really good kiss, you know really, sort of um, soft at first, then maybe um brush the hair away from my face, and look far into my eyes in a way that let's me know that something amazing is about to happen.
JOEY: Closed set. We know but we're friends with the monkey. [guard lets them in]
SECURITY GUARD: Uh, excuse me folks this is a uhh...
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Hey you guys! Whats happening?
(They start smacking each other's cups, but Phoebe notices a security guard approaching.)
SECURITY GUARD: C'mon people, back up please, back up, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
Joey: (drinking a beer) Look at this clown! Just because hes got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?
The Security Guard: What?!
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
The Security Guard: I'm just taking you outside!
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Is that true miss?
The Lurker: (to the guard) Excuse me, sir! This lady played my quarter, this is my money. (Motions to the jackpot.)
(The security guard from before approaches and Phoebe tries to turn her back on him.)
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Was it her quarter?
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Didn't I just throw you out of here?
The Security Guard: Okay lady, you're out of here.
The Security Guard: Come on, lady! (Starts to escort her out.)
(The security guard approaches.)
Phoebe: She sells drugs to kids. (The guard looks at the lurker.)
Chandler: Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring!
Joey: (drinking a beer) Look at this clown! Just because hes got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?
Joey: Yeah! Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard.
Phoebe: Be cool! (They both pretend to have a nice conversation as the guard walks by, but after he leaves they both start fighting again.) Okay lady, your lurking days are over!
Rachel: That is the Coast Guard.
Rachel: That is the Coast Guard.
(Joey enters, wearing a mouth guard like boxers wear.)
Mr. Geller: Oh my God! This is so exciting! Well, get back in there! (Points to the closet) Ill guard the door!
Chandler: Uh, credit card. (Reaches for it then realizes) Oh no! No-no, but I left my credit card with Joey. (To Phoebe) Okay, Ill go get it. You guard the ring.
SECURITY GUARD: Yeah, and I have a time share in the Pocanos with Flipper.
Joey: (takes out the mouth guard) I know I dont have too! It tastes good. (Puts it back in.)
Phoebe: (To Mike) Oh, you just caught me off guard! Yeah, that would be nice.
[Scene: The librarys Paleontology section, Ross is on patrol and stops a security guard through the stack of books.]
[Scene: Chandlers bedroom, he is sleeping with Marjorie. All of the sudden, Marjorie starts talking in her sleep, awakening Chandler. After a little bit, she quiets back down, and Chandler tries to get back to sleep. Theres a short pause until she starts screaming, causing Chandler to scream with her. She quickly calms down. This all wakes up Joey, who comes over wearing the mouth guard, opens the top half of Chandlers door, and starts to complain about the noise.]