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Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Gunther: (laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: ...and after youve delivered the drinks, you take the empty tray....
Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)
Gunther: What if you put them here. (sets the empty tray on another stack of empty trays on the back counter.)
Gunther: They already do. Thats why they call it the tray spot.
Gunther: Its all right. Sweetheart.
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we dont just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.
Gunther: You would think.
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Gunther: What?!
Rachel: Gunther, I quit.
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?
Gunther: Hes getting married tomorrow right?
GUNTHER: Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
CHANDLER: I think you played the Gunther card too soon.
GUNTHER: I um, was sorta thinking about maybe...
GUNTHER: What?
MONICA: What? [she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther to go] I don't see anything.
Rachel: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
Gunther: Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Ross: Hi Gunther.
Ross: (to Gunther) Thank you.
Isabella: (to Gunther) Um, coffee to go, please.
GUNTHER: Um [gestures to dance floor]
Gunther: Yeah, well see!
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Gunther: Oh, like you dont already have everything.
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Gunther: Rachel has those in burgendy.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Gunther: You dont need to fill these silences.
Gunther: (to Monica and Phoebe) Hey guys.
Gunther: (to Chandler) Someone in there?
Gunther: Someone in here.
Gunther: Let it be me! Let it be me!
(Gunther walks up)
Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, theres none of that in here.
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: Are you all right?
(Gunther tries to swoop in to ask Rachel out.)
Gunther: Here you go.
Gunther: Sorry. She thought you were somebody else.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Gunther: What?
Gunther: I like it. (sneezes)
(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Gunther: I knew you'd understand.
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Gunther: Move!
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Gunther: Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
Gunther: Ill be there.
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Gunther: Good one.
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
Gunther: Whats my last name?
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Gunther: Here's your scone.
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
Gunther: I'll take it all.
Gunther: You can't.
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
Gunther: I dont know.
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Gunther: (bringing Chandler a cup) This is from the woman at the bar.
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunthers back, to refill her coffee.]
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.
(Gunther brings Janine a coffee)
Gunther: Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up.