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Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Gunther: (laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: ...and after youve delivered the drinks, you take the empty tray....
Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)
Gunther: What if you put them here. (sets the empty tray on another stack of empty trays on the back counter.)
Gunther: They already do. Thats why they call it the tray spot.
Gunther: Its all right. Sweetheart.
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we dont just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.
Gunther: You would think.
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Gunther: What?!
Rachel: Gunther, I quit.
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?
Gunther: Hes getting married tomorrow right?
GUNTHER: Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
CHANDLER: I think you played the Gunther card too soon.
GUNTHER: I um, was sorta thinking about maybe...
GUNTHER: What?
MONICA: What? [she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther to go] I don't see anything.
Rachel: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
Gunther: Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Ross: Hi Gunther.
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Ross: (to Gunther) Thank you.
Isabella: (to Gunther) Um, coffee to go, please.
GUNTHER: Um [gestures to dance floor]
Gunther: Yeah, well see!
Gunther: Oh, like you dont already have everything.
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Gunther: Rachel has those in burgendy.
Gunther: Someone in here.
Gunther: (to Monica and Phoebe) Hey guys.
Gunther: You dont need to fill these silences.
Gunther: Let it be me! Let it be me!
(Gunther walks up)
Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, theres none of that in here.
Gunther: (to Chandler) Someone in there?
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: Here you go.
(Gunther tries to swoop in to ask Rachel out.)
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Gunther: Are you all right?
Gunther: Sorry. She thought you were somebody else.
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Gunther: What?
Gunther: I like it. (sneezes)
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Gunther: I knew you'd understand.
(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
Gunther: Move!
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Gunther: Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Gunther: Good one.
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
Gunther: Ill be there.
Gunther: Whats my last name?
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
Gunther: I'll take it all.
Gunther: You can't.
Gunther: Here's your scone.
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Gunther: I dont know.
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Gunther: (bringing Chandler a cup) This is from the woman at the bar.
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
(Gunther looks at the joke and laughs.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunthers back, to refill her coffee.]
(Gunther brings Janine a coffee)
Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.
Gunther: Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up.
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)