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Ross: This is the single greatest day of my professional career. Gunther, six glasses!
Gunther: Six? You want me to join you?
Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. (Gunther leaves, hurt) Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.
Gunther: (entering with the cat) I just came for the red-velvet pillow.
GUNTHER: Yeah.
(Shes interrupted by a loud crash and the sound of braking dishes. Followed quickly by another crash. Everyone turns and looks at the back room, as Gunther emerges.)
GUNTHER: Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?
Gunther: Hes getting married tomorrow right?
CHANDLER: I think you played the Gunther card too soon.
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
MONICA: What? [she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther to go] I don't see anything.
GUNTHER: I um, was sorta thinking about maybe...
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
GUNTHER: What?
Rachel: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!
Gunther: Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Ross: Hi Gunther.
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Ross: (to Gunther) Thank you.
Isabella: (to Gunther) Um, coffee to go, please.
GUNTHER: Um [gestures to dance floor]
Gunther: Yeah, well see!
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Gunther: Oh, like you dont already have everything.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Gunther: Rachel has those in burgendy.
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Its all right. Sweetheart.
Gunther: What?!
Gunther: Rachel?
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: (to Monica and Phoebe) Hey guys.
Rachel: Gunther, I quit.
Gunther: You would think.
Gunther: Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.
Gunther: You dont need to fill these silences.
Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, theres none of that in here.
Gunther: Let it be me! Let it be me!
Gunther: Someone in here.
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
(Gunther walks up)
Gunther: (to Chandler) Someone in there?
Gunther: They already do. Thats why they call it the tray spot.
Gunther: Sorry. She thought you were somebody else.
Gunther: Here you go.
(Gunther tries to swoop in to ask Rachel out.)
Gunther: Are you all right?
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Gunther: What?
Gunther: I like it. (sneezes)
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: I knew you'd understand.
Gunther: Move!
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]
Gunther: Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Gunther: Ill be there.
Gunther: Good one.
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
Gunther: Whats my last name?
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
Gunther: I'll take it all.
Gunther: You can't.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
Gunther: Here's your scone.
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)