words in movies
Rachel: Oh, well, we can hand it to Gunther and he'll put it in lost and found.
Monica: (walking around with her headset still on) OK LET'S GET THESE CHAIRS OUT HERE! Gunther, hit the Christmas lights. (He does so and the lights above the chairs light up. Monica looks satisfied) Okay, who left the ice sculpture (picks up a piece of ice from the ground) ON THE STEAM GRATE? (nobody answers)
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Gunther: Oh dark mother, once again I suckle at your smokey tit. (hands Chandler back the cigarette.)
Gunther: I... I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know.
GUNTHER: There you go.
(Ross begins to say something, realizes what Gunther just said, turns, and glares at Chandler. Chandler just shrugs it off.)
GUNTHER: Yeah.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle. Gunther is there, going into the back room.]
Gunther: (entering with the cat) I just came for the red-velvet pillow.
(Shes interrupted by a loud crash and the sound of braking dishes. Followed quickly by another crash. Everyone turns and looks at the back room, as Gunther emerges.)
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?
Gunther: Hes getting married tomorrow right?
GUNTHER: Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
Gunther: Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.
CHANDLER: I think you played the Gunther card too soon.
Rachel: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
GUNTHER: I um, was sorta thinking about maybe...
GUNTHER: What?
MONICA: What? [she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther to go] I don't see anything.
GUNTHER: Um [gestures to dance floor]
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Ross: (to Gunther) Thank you.
Isabella: (to Gunther) Um, coffee to go, please.
Ross: Hi Gunther.
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Gunther: Yeah, well see!
Gunther: Rachel has those in burgendy.
Gunther: Oh, like you dont already have everything.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Gunther: Rachel?
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Gunther: You dont need to fill these silences.
Gunther: Its all right. Sweetheart.
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: What?!
Gunther: Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.
Gunther: (to Monica and Phoebe) Hey guys.
Gunther: Rachel?
Rachel: Gunther, I quit.
Gunther: You would think.
Gunther: Let it be me! Let it be me!
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
(Gunther walks up)
Gunther: Someone in here.
Gunther: (to Chandler) Someone in there?
Gunther: They already do. Thats why they call it the tray spot.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: Here you go.
Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, theres none of that in here.
Gunther: Sorry. She thought you were somebody else.
(Gunther tries to swoop in to ask Rachel out.)
Gunther: Are you all right?
Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Gunther: What?
(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Move!
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Gunther: I knew you'd understand.
Gunther: I like it. (sneezes)
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]
Gunther: Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Gunther: Good one.
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Gunther: Ill be there.
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
Gunther: I'll take it all.