words in movies
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
Gunther: I'll take it all.
Gunther: You can't.
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
Gunther: Here's your scone.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Gunther: (bringing Chandler a cup) This is from the woman at the bar.
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunthers back, to refill her coffee.]
Gunther: I dont know.
Gunther: Well, if you want, you can work here.
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
(Gunther brings Janine a coffee)
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.
Joey: Nah, its okay. Right, Gunther? (Winks at him as if theyre in on a secret together.)
Gunther: Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up.
(Gunther looks at the joke and laughs.)
Gunther: Okay, Ill see you in an hour.
Gunther: Youre paying for that.
Gunther: Thats the whole part?
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Gunther: Okay.
Gunther: He can have his job back.
Gunther: No!
Gunther: For all the free food you gave away.
Gunther: Yeah, thats what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Gunther: (approaching with a tray with an order on it) Joey!
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Gunther: So I understand youre looking for a place.
Monica: Gunther, can I get a coffee (Looks at Chandler) to go?
GUNTHER: I used to be Bryce on All My Children.
Joey: Hey Gunther.
Joey: Hey Gunther, dont let that guy in here anymore! He just said Phoebes a porn star!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Gunther: Do you still work here?
Gunther: Oh thats cool, I was gonna fire you anyway.
(Ross throws a punch, but Joey ducks and Ross punches the pole. Ross then screams from the pain and turns to Gunther, and Gunther has a huge smile on his face.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is trying to prevent Gunther from spilling the beans.]
Gunther: Here you go.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee.]
Gunther: Well, we kissed. I-I-I didn't initiate the kiss, but-but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty.
Rachel: Oh, well, we can hand it to Gunther and he'll put it in lost and found.
(A woman walks up to Gunther in the background.)
Gunther: Okay, but only if you give me a drag.
Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found the ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000 (goes to the counter).
Gunther: I wasnt invited.
Gunther: No. No, I havent seen him.
Ross: Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Ross: (shocked) Gunther?!
Gunther: (laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Rachel: No! Phoebe, its not Gunther.
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Monica: (Interrupting) Oh, what about that guy over there? (She points at another guy and Gunther is deflated.) Remember? That is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To Gunther, who's standing there frozen) Okay, go! Go! Go! (He runs off.) (To Larry) Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.
JOEY: Hey Gunther, let me get a lemonade to go.
Gunther: Really?
Rachel: Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.
Gunther: And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we dont just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.
Gunther: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_
Ross: (finds the word in the book) Ezel! (Reads the translation.) Hey Gunther! Youre an ezel!
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Gunther: No, Im leaving to get my hair dyed.
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Gunther: We have red bagels.
Phoebe: Oh, Gunther, can I get a scone?
Gunther: (to Joey) You want anything?
Gunther: HA!
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler.]
Joey: Well, I had the audition but Gunther said I had to stay here and be in charge so he could go get his hair dyed. So, I went anyway, and then he fired me.
Gunther: Your muffins. (Sets down a huge plate of muffins in front of Joey.)
Gunther: Hey! Take these cappuccinos to table 11 and that guy over there (points) wants the biscotti.
Gunther: So I guess Rachel had you baby?
Gunther: Diapers huh?
Gunther: Nope! I still cant believe she slept with you in the first place.
Gunther: Rachel?!!
Gunther: Can I get you anything?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee.]
(Gunther gets this hurt expression on his face and goes into the back room)
Gunther: HA!
Gunther: Jij spreekt Nederlands? Dat is te gek. Heb je familie daar? (Translation: You speak Dutch That's cool. Do you have relatives there?)
(She gets up and goes over to Chandler who's ordering some coffee from Gunther.)
Mrs. Geller: The sexy blonde behind the counter. (She waves at Gunther who waves back.)
Gunther: Okay, but the moneys good, plus you get to stare at Rachel as much as you want.