words in movies
Gunther: (approaching with a tray with an order on it) Joey!
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Gunther: That guy (points) has been waiting for his coffee for ten minutes! Hes complained about you three times! (He hands the coffee cup to Joey, assuming that Joey will deliver it and walks away.)
Phoebe: How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night.
Gunther: (handing them the bill) Here you go.
Gunther: Ezel. (Translation: Donkey)
Ross: (disinterested) Hey-yeah. (He hurries up to the counter.) Hey Gunther, can I have a scone please? (To the gang.) Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by-the-by it's my ex-wife Emily!
Melissa: I-Ive got to go. This has been so great Ray-ray! (Gunther returns with her cigarettes.) Oh, there you are. (Takes them from Gunther.) (To Rachel) Umm, so listen, just call me. Heres my card. (Hands the card over.)
Chandler: Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when youre not working here?
Gunther: ...and after youve delivered the drinks, you take the empty tray....
(Ross walks up to Rachel, but Gunther gets there first.)
Joey: Hey, Gunther. Can you uh, can you cover for me? I just got an audition.
Rachel: (touched) Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
Joey: I couldnt help it! When a fist comes at your face, you duck! Look! (He goes to punch Ross, expecting him to duck, but he doesnt and Joey punches Ross. Gunther is amused.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Ross and Joey. Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it.]
Woman: Thatd be great, thanks. (Gunther goes and gets them.)
(Ross begins to say something, realizes what Gunther just said, turns, and glares at Chandler. Chandler just shrugs it off.)
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Gunther: Oh dark mother, once again I suckle at your smokey tit. (hands Chandler back the cigarette.)
GUNTHER: There you go.
Monica: (walking around with her headset still on) OK LET'S GET THESE CHAIRS OUT HERE! Gunther, hit the Christmas lights. (He does so and the lights above the chairs light up. Monica looks satisfied) Okay, who left the ice sculpture (picks up a piece of ice from the ground) ON THE STEAM GRATE? (nobody answers)
Gunther: I... I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle. Gunther is there, going into the back room.]
Gunther: Hes getting married tomorrow right?
Gunther: (entering with the cat) I just came for the red-velvet pillow.
(Shes interrupted by a loud crash and the sound of braking dishes. Followed quickly by another crash. Everyone turns and looks at the back room, as Gunther emerges.)
GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?
GUNTHER: Yeah.
GUNTHER: Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
CHANDLER: I think you played the Gunther card too soon.
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
GUNTHER: I um, was sorta thinking about maybe...
GUNTHER: What?
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
GUNTHER: Um [gestures to dance floor]
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Gunther: Rachel has those in burgendy.
MONICA: What? [she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther to go] I don't see anything.
Rachel: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
Gunther: Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.
Ross: (to Gunther) Thank you.
Isabella: (to Gunther) Um, coffee to go, please.
Ross: Hi Gunther.
Gunther: Yeah, well see!
Gunther: Oh, like you dont already have everything.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Its all right. Sweetheart.
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: What?!
Rachel: Gunther, I quit.
Gunther: You would think.
(Gunther walks up)
Gunther: (to Monica and Phoebe) Hey guys.
Gunther: Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.
Gunther: You dont need to fill these silences.
Gunther: Let it be me! Let it be me!
Gunther: Someone in here.
Gunther: (to Chandler) Someone in there?
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Gunther: They already do. Thats why they call it the tray spot.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: Are you all right?
Gunther: Here you go.
Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, theres none of that in here.
(Gunther tries to swoop in to ask Rachel out.)
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)
Gunther: Sorry. She thought you were somebody else.
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Gunther: What?
Gunther: Rachel?
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Gunther: I knew you'd understand.
Gunther: Move!
Gunther: I like it. (sneezes)
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]
Gunther: Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Gunther: Good one.
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]