words in movies
Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, theres none of that in here.
Gunther: Okay, but only if you give me a drag.
Gunther: Oh dark mother, once again I suckle at your smokey tit. (hands Chandler back the cigarette.)
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: Ill be there.
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]
Gunther: I'll take it all.
Gunther: You can't.
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
Gunther: Here's your scone.
GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
Gunther: (bringing Chandler a cup) This is from the woman at the bar.
Gunther: I dont know.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunthers back, to refill her coffee.]
Gunther: Well, if you want, you can work here.
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
(Gunther brings Janine a coffee)
Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
Gunther: Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up.
Joey: Nah, its okay. Right, Gunther? (Winks at him as if theyre in on a secret together.)
(Gunther looks at the joke and laughs.)
Gunther: Thats the whole part?
Gunther: Okay, Ill see you in an hour.
Gunther: Okay.
Gunther: He can have his job back.
Gunther: So I understand youre looking for a place.
Gunther: No!
Gunther: For all the free food you gave away.
Gunther: Youre paying for that.
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Gunther: Yeah, thats what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Joey: Hey Gunther.
Gunther: (approaching with a tray with an order on it) Joey!
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Monica: Gunther, can I get a coffee (Looks at Chandler) to go?
Gunther: Do you still work here?
Gunther: Oh thats cool, I was gonna fire you anyway.
Joey: Hey Gunther, dont let that guy in here anymore! He just said Phoebes a porn star!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is trying to prevent Gunther from spilling the beans.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
(Ross throws a punch, but Joey ducks and Ross punches the pole. Ross then screams from the pain and turns to Gunther, and Gunther has a huge smile on his face.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther.]
GUNTHER: I used to be Bryce on All My Children.
Gunther: I wasnt invited.
Gunther: Here you go.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee.]
Rachel: Oh, well, we can hand it to Gunther and he'll put it in lost and found.
Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found the ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000 (goes to the counter).
(A woman walks up to Gunther in the background.)
Gunther: No. No, I havent seen him.
Ross: Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Gunther: Well, we kissed. I-I-I didn't initiate the kiss, but-but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty.
Ross: (shocked) Gunther?!
Rachel: No! Phoebe, its not Gunther.
Gunther: (laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To Gunther, who's standing there frozen) Okay, go! Go! Go! (He runs off.) (To Larry) Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.
Monica: (Interrupting) Oh, what about that guy over there? (She points at another guy and Gunther is deflated.) Remember? That is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.
Gunther: And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we dont just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.
Gunther: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_
Gunther: Really?
Rachel: Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.
Ross: (finds the word in the book) Ezel! (Reads the translation.) Hey Gunther! Youre an ezel!
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Gunther: No, Im leaving to get my hair dyed.
JOEY: Hey Gunther, let me get a lemonade to go.
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Phoebe: Oh, Gunther, can I get a scone?
Gunther: (to Joey) You want anything?
Gunther: We have red bagels.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler.]
Gunther: Rachel?!!
Joey: Well, I had the audition but Gunther said I had to stay here and be in charge so he could go get his hair dyed. So, I went anyway, and then he fired me.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee.]
Gunther: Your muffins. (Sets down a huge plate of muffins in front of Joey.)
Gunther: Can I get you anything?
Gunther: Hey! Take these cappuccinos to table 11 and that guy over there (points) wants the biscotti.
(Gunther gets this hurt expression on his face and goes into the back room)
Gunther: Jij spreekt Nederlands? Dat is te gek. Heb je familie daar? (Translation: You speak Dutch That's cool. Do you have relatives there?)
Gunther: HA!
(She gets up and goes over to Chandler who's ordering some coffee from Gunther.)
Mrs. Geller: The sexy blonde behind the counter. (She waves at Gunther who waves back.)
Gunther: So I guess Rachel had you baby?