words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk. They're all sitting there as usual, except Joey. Gunther is serving a nearby table.]
Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found the ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000 (goes to the counter).
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Gunther: Good one.
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: Ill be there.
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
Gunther: I'll take it all.
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
Gunther: You can't.
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]
Gunther: Here's your scone.
GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Gunther: (bringing Chandler a cup) This is from the woman at the bar.
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunthers back, to refill her coffee.]
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
Gunther: I dont know.
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.
(Gunther brings Janine a coffee)
(Gunther looks at the joke and laughs.)
Gunther: Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up.
Gunther: Well, if you want, you can work here.
Gunther: Thats the whole part?
Joey: Nah, its okay. Right, Gunther? (Winks at him as if theyre in on a secret together.)
Gunther: Okay, Ill see you in an hour.
Gunther: No!
Gunther: Okay.
Gunther: He can have his job back.
Gunther: For all the free food you gave away.
Gunther: Youre paying for that.
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Gunther: Yeah, thats what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!
Gunther: (approaching with a tray with an order on it) Joey!
Gunther: So I understand youre looking for a place.
Monica: Gunther, can I get a coffee (Looks at Chandler) to go?
Gunther: Do you still work here?
Gunther: Oh thats cool, I was gonna fire you anyway.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther.]
Joey: Hey Gunther.
Joey: Hey Gunther, dont let that guy in here anymore! He just said Phoebes a porn star!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Gunther: Here you go.
GUNTHER: I used to be Bryce on All My Children.
(Ross throws a punch, but Joey ducks and Ross punches the pole. Ross then screams from the pain and turns to Gunther, and Gunther has a huge smile on his face.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is trying to prevent Gunther from spilling the beans.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee.]
Gunther: Well, we kissed. I-I-I didn't initiate the kiss, but-but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty.
Gunther: I wasnt invited.
Rachel: Oh, well, we can hand it to Gunther and he'll put it in lost and found.
(A woman walks up to Gunther in the background.)
Gunther: No. No, I havent seen him.
Ross: Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Gunther: Okay, but only if you give me a drag.
Ross: (shocked) Gunther?!
Gunther: (laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Rachel: No! Phoebe, its not Gunther.
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.
Monica: (Interrupting) Oh, what about that guy over there? (She points at another guy and Gunther is deflated.) Remember? That is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To Gunther, who's standing there frozen) Okay, go! Go! Go! (He runs off.) (To Larry) Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.
Gunther: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_
Gunther: We have red bagels.
Gunther: Really?
Rachel: Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.
Gunther: And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we dont just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.
Phoebe: Oh, Gunther, can I get a scone?
Ross: (finds the word in the book) Ezel! (Reads the translation.) Hey Gunther! Youre an ezel!
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
JOEY: Hey Gunther, let me get a lemonade to go.
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Gunther: No, Im leaving to get my hair dyed.
Gunther: (to Joey) You want anything?
Gunther: Can I get you anything?
Gunther: Rachel?!!