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Ross: Hey Gunther, can I get a couple of blueberry muffins to go? (He puts a bag with diapers in it on the counter.)
Gunther: Diapers huh?
Gunther: So I guess Rachel had you baby?
Gunther: Nope! I still cant believe she slept with you in the first place.
(Ross throws a punch, but Joey ducks and Ross punches the pole. Ross then screams from the pain and turns to Gunther, and Gunther has a huge smile on his face.)
Joey: I couldnt help it! When a fist comes at your face, you duck! Look! (He goes to punch Ross, expecting him to duck, but he doesnt and Joey punches Ross. Gunther is amused.)
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
Gunther: I'll take it all.
Gunther: You can't.
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
Gunther: Here's your scone.
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
Gunther: (bringing Chandler a cup) This is from the woman at the bar.
Gunther: I dont know.
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunthers back, to refill her coffee.]
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
(Gunther brings Janine a coffee)
(Gunther looks at the joke and laughs.)
Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.
Joey: Nah, its okay. Right, Gunther? (Winks at him as if theyre in on a secret together.)
Gunther: Well, if you want, you can work here.
Gunther: Thats the whole part?
Gunther: Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up.
Gunther: So I understand youre looking for a place.
Gunther: No!
Gunther: For all the free food you gave away.
Gunther: Yeah, thats what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!
Gunther: Okay, Ill see you in an hour.
Gunther: Okay.
Gunther: He can have his job back.
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Gunther: Youre paying for that.
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Joey: Hey Gunther.
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Gunther: (approaching with a tray with an order on it) Joey!
Monica: Gunther, can I get a coffee (Looks at Chandler) to go?
GUNTHER: I used to be Bryce on All My Children.
Gunther: Do you still work here?
Gunther: Oh thats cool, I was gonna fire you anyway.
Joey: Hey Gunther, dont let that guy in here anymore! He just said Phoebes a porn star!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Gunther: Here you go.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee.]
Gunther: Okay, but only if you give me a drag.
(A woman walks up to Gunther in the background.)
Gunther: I wasnt invited.
Ross: (shocked) Gunther?!
Rachel: No! Phoebe, its not Gunther.
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Phoebe: Thank you. (To Gunther, who's standing there frozen) Okay, go! Go! Go! (He runs off.) (To Larry) Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.
Monica: (Interrupting) Oh, what about that guy over there? (She points at another guy and Gunther is deflated.) Remember? That is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is trying to prevent Gunther from spilling the beans.]
Gunther: Well, we kissed. I-I-I didn't initiate the kiss, but-but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty.
Rachel: Oh, well, we can hand it to Gunther and he'll put it in lost and found.
Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found the ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000 (goes to the counter).
Gunther: No. No, I havent seen him.
Ross: Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Gunther: (laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.
Gunther: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_
Gunther: Really?
Rachel: Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.
Ross: (finds the word in the book) Ezel! (Reads the translation.) Hey Gunther! Youre an ezel!
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Gunther: And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we dont just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.
JOEY: Hey Gunther, let me get a lemonade to go.
Gunther: (to Joey) You want anything?
Gunther: No, Im leaving to get my hair dyed.
Phoebe: Oh, Gunther, can I get a scone?
(Gunther gets this hurt expression on his face and goes into the back room)
Gunther: We have red bagels.
Gunther: Rachel?!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler.]
Joey: Well, I had the audition but Gunther said I had to stay here and be in charge so he could go get his hair dyed. So, I went anyway, and then he fired me.
Gunther: Can I get you anything?
Gunther: Your muffins. (Sets down a huge plate of muffins in front of Joey.)
Gunther: Hey! Take these cappuccinos to table 11 and that guy over there (points) wants the biscotti.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee.]
Gunther: HA!
Gunther: HA!
Gunther: No.
(She gets up and goes over to Chandler who's ordering some coffee from Gunther.)
Mrs. Geller: The sexy blonde behind the counter. (She waves at Gunther who waves back.)
Gunther: Jij spreekt Nederlands? Dat is te gek. Heb je familie daar? (Translation: You speak Dutch That's cool. Do you have relatives there?)
Gunther: Okay, but the moneys good, plus you get to stare at Rachel as much as you want.
Rachel: Joey, you cant let him get away with that. Ya know what, Im not going to let him get away with that. Im going to say something to himNo, I really shouldnt say anythingNo, I should say something to him. (Goes to the counter) Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him
Gunther: I dropped a cup.
Ross: This is the single greatest day of my professional career. Gunther, six glasses!