words in movies
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Gunther: Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
Phoebe: Before I start, I just wanna say that umm, I have a cold, so if I sneeze in the middle of song, it's not on purpose. Oh, except the last verse of Pepper People. (Starts to sing) Smelly cat, smelly cat. What are they feeding you? (Stops singing) This chick sounds good. (Singing) Smelly cat, smelly--(stops singing) Hey Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Phoebe: (singing) Platting goats are platting. Platting down the street. Platting goats are platting, leaving little treats. (to Gunther) Does it even work without my sexy voice?
Gunther: I like it. (sneezes)
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Gunther: What?
(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_
Gunther: Well, we kissed. I-I-I didn't initiate the kiss, but-but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty.
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Gunther: I knew you'd understand.
(Gunther walks away, leaving Rachel with a `What just happened?' look on her face.)
(Ross begins to say something, realizes what Gunther just said, turns, and glares at Chandler. Chandler just shrugs it off.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle. Gunther is there, going into the back room.]
Gunther: (entering with the cat) I just came for the red-velvet pillow.
GUNTHER: Yeah.
(Shes interrupted by a loud crash and the sound of braking dishes. Followed quickly by another crash. Everyone turns and looks at the back room, as Gunther emerges.)
GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?
CHANDLER: I think you played the Gunther card too soon.
Gunther: Hes getting married tomorrow right?
GUNTHER: Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
MONICA: What? [she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther to go] I don't see anything.
GUNTHER: I um, was sorta thinking about maybe...
GUNTHER: What?
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
Rachel: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!
Gunther: Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
Ross: (to Gunther) Thank you.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Isabella: (to Gunther) Um, coffee to go, please.
Ross: Hi Gunther.
GUNTHER: Um [gestures to dance floor]
Gunther: Yeah, well see!
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: Oh, like you dont already have everything.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Gunther: Its all right. Sweetheart.
Gunther: Rachel has those in burgendy.
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Let it be me! Let it be me!
Gunther: What?!
Gunther: (to Monica and Phoebe) Hey guys.
Gunther: Rachel?
Rachel: Gunther, I quit.
Gunther: You would think.
Gunther: Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.
Gunther: You dont need to fill these silences.
Gunther: They already do. Thats why they call it the tray spot.
(Gunther walks up)
Gunther: Someone in here.
Gunther: (to Chandler) Someone in there?
Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, theres none of that in here.
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: Here you go.
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: Are you all right?
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
(Gunther tries to swoop in to ask Rachel out.)
Gunther: Sorry. She thought you were somebody else.
Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Gunther: Move!
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Gunther: Good one.
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
Gunther: Ill be there.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
Gunther: I'll take it all.
Gunther: You can't.
Gunther: Here's your scone.
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Gunther: (bringing Chandler a cup) This is from the woman at the bar.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Gunther: I dont know.
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)