words in movies
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Gunther: Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
Phoebe: Before I start, I just wanna say that umm, I have a cold, so if I sneeze in the middle of song, it's not on purpose. Oh, except the last verse of Pepper People. (Starts to sing) Smelly cat, smelly cat. What are they feeding you? (Stops singing) This chick sounds good. (Singing) Smelly cat, smelly--(stops singing) Hey Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Phoebe: (singing) Platting goats are platting. Platting down the street. Platting goats are platting, leaving little treats. (to Gunther) Does it even work without my sexy voice?
Gunther: I like it. (sneezes)
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Gunther: What?
(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_
Gunther: Well, we kissed. I-I-I didn't initiate the kiss, but-but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty.
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Gunther: I knew you'd understand.
(Gunther walks away, leaving Rachel with a `What just happened?' look on her face.)
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Gunther: Rachel has those in burgendy.
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Its all right. Sweetheart.
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: Rachel?
Rachel: Gunther, I quit.
Gunther: You would think.
Gunther: What?!
Gunther: Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.
Gunther: (to Monica and Phoebe) Hey guys.
Gunther: You dont need to fill these silences.
Gunther: Let it be me! Let it be me!
(Gunther walks up)
Gunther: Someone in here.
Gunther: (to Chandler) Someone in there?
Gunther: They already do. Thats why they call it the tray spot.
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, theres none of that in here.
Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)
Gunther: Are you all right?
Gunther: Here you go.
(Gunther tries to swoop in to ask Rachel out.)
Gunther: Sorry. She thought you were somebody else.
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Gunther: Move!
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Gunther: Good one.
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Gunther: Ill be there.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
Gunther: I'll take it all.
Gunther: You can't.
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
Gunther: Here's your scone.
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Gunther: (bringing Chandler a cup) This is from the woman at the bar.
Gunther: I dont know.
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunthers back, to refill her coffee.]
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.
(Gunther brings Janine a coffee)
Gunther: Well, if you want, you can work here.
Joey: Nah, its okay. Right, Gunther? (Winks at him as if theyre in on a secret together.)
(Gunther looks at the joke and laughs.)
Gunther: Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up.
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Gunther: Okay, Ill see you in an hour.
Gunther: No!
Gunther: For all the free food you gave away.
Gunther: Thats the whole part?
Gunther: Okay.
Gunther: He can have his job back.
Monica: Gunther, can I get a coffee (Looks at Chandler) to go?
Gunther: Youre paying for that.
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Gunther: Yeah, thats what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!
Gunther: So I understand youre looking for a place.
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Gunther: (approaching with a tray with an order on it) Joey!
Gunther: Do you still work here?
Joey: Hey Gunther.