words in movies
Joey: Well, I didnt realize until I got home. I wasnt gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Yknow what? Im gonna go find that guys car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)
Guy #1: Nice car!
Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
[Scene: The Porsche, Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car.]
Guy #2: Wow!
Guy #2: Really! You got a place upstate?
Guy #2: Well, Ill see you later.
(The guy gets in and drives off.)
Joey: (entering wearing nothing but Porsche clothes) So the Porsche guy took his car back.
[Scene: The street, Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff. This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with.]
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Ross: Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for Dances With Wolves and that one guy cut in line in front of us and I just lost it?! Screamed at him! Turned all red! Red Ross!!
Chandler: (trying to stop Ross leaving) C'mon, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice, guys' night out, c'mon, whaddya say, big guy, (Pretending to punch him in the stomach.) Huh? Huh? Huh?
Pizza Guy: No, pretty much just a towel.
Pizza Guy: (yelling from outside) Pizza guy!
Rachel: Oh, him, the little guy? Oh, I love him!
Pizza Guy: So you guys want me to take this back?
Joey: For one thing, the guy on the tape said I was doing a good job!
Chandler: Thanks. (The guy nods and leaves)
Pizza Guy: Yeah, that sounds about right.
Ross: That guy, he burns me up.
Joey: Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.
Monica: Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?
Rachel: Honey, someday you are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world.
Chandler: ...The second guy.
Chandler: Sorry, the first guy runs the lips.
Ross: No? What happened, big guy?
Chandler: (to Ross) "Big guy?"
Jill: (on phone) I'm fine. No, I'm not alone... I don't know, some guy.
Pizza Guy: Hi, one, uh, mushroom, green pepper and onion?
Ross: Because he called here looking for you. So don�t tell me this...this kissing this guy from work is a one time thing,ok? You�ve been out there in bars and on balconies for over a month now. And you didn�t even have the courtesy to tell me.
Monica: Right. Umm, listen since were-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Rosss mother
Phoebe: Oh, okay! (reading) "Would I go back to Allesandros? Sure, but Id have to order two meals, one for me and one for the guy pointing the gun to my head." (to Monica) Wow! You really laid into this place.
Rachel: Hey, who's this little naked guy?
Ross: That little naked guy would be me.
Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?
Guy: Huh?
RACHEL: So wait, this guy goes down for like two years at a time?
Monica: Hey, waitwait, aren't you the guy that plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?
Ross: All right, fine! Fine! Have me fired! But uh, I want you to know that you and I are not all that different. I mean, I too am a neat guy. (Paul just looks at him.)
Joey: I've gotta see this. All right Ugly Naked Guy!
(The guy walks past them)
(The guy walks on)
Guy: Nice hat.
Phoebe: Okay. Good-bye, little monkey guy. Alright, I wrote you this poem. Okay, but don't eat it 'till you get on the plane.
Ross: You want me to take some girl Ive never met to the opera so you can go to a club and flirt with some guy, hmm, that-that is a toughie.
Monica: (Shouts to the guy) Woo-woo!
[Scene: The Coma Guy's Room, Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe. There is no sign of Coma Guy. His bed is empty.]
Ross: The guy on the cover with his nipples showing?
Chloe: Hey, dinosaur guy, look at you, so sad. Come dance.
Chandler: Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.
Coma Guy: I feel good! ...Who are you?
Coma Guy: Well,... thanks.
Coma Guy: So. I guess I'll see you around.
PHOEBE: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God, you should see the size of his Christmas Balls.
Monica: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't...(Everyone looks at her), but this is about your horrible mistake.
Ross: Come here. (he hugs Rachel) Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.
Monica: Hate that guy! (Throws another cookie)
Chandler: Oh, it's nothing, it's a little thing... I hate that guy.
[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]
Mr. Tribbiani: (To Phoebe) What happened to the, uh, puppet guy?
Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. (imitating) "Was it good for you?"
Rachel: We hate that guy.
[Scene: The Hospital, it's a montage of Monica and Phoebe's visit to the hospital with My Guy playing in the background. It starts with Monica reading a newspaper to him.]
Joey: Oh yes I do. Otherwise whats next? Today Im just a guy who cant finish a turkey, but tomorrow Im the guy who eats half a Powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? No! No, I just I justI gotta change my pants. (Gets up and heads for the door.) Jeans have no give. (Exits.)
Chandler: No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, youre going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.
Chandler: Why would our guy be a weirdo?
Dr. Baldhara: Well, if he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns, you've got to give the little guy something. Otherwise it's just cruel.
Chandler: Oh, it's just some crazy guy who roams the halls here. He's great with kids though.
Rachel: The meeting with the guy went great?
Phoebe: David's like, y'know, Scientist Guy. He's very methodical.
Rachel: No! Phoebes! Don't you remember why you dumped the guy?
Gunther: That guy (points) has been waiting for his coffee for ten minutes! Hes complained about you three times! (He hands the coffee cup to Joey, assuming that Joey will deliver it and walks away.)
Phoebe: Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?
Ross: Uh, I'm not really a shot drinking kinda guy.
Rachel: You don't want to work for a guy like that.
Joey's Date: Ew, yknow what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin!
Phoebe: (at window) Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
Joey: Hey! That must be why I got fired last week! Does this Orson Wells guy direct Burger King commercials?
Monica: I mean, that's a typical guy response.
Chandler: (The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th its like a guy never lived in here. Look, youve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) Its spreading already.
[Scene: Hospital, the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting.]
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." (Joey enters.)
Monica: Oh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe. Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression.
Rachel: No! Ross, no! It is not fine! Eh-eh-according to my plan I should already be with the guy I wanna marry!
Monica: I don't know. Look he's a great guy and I love being with him but... you know. Things happen, and they happen. You don't plan these things.
Ross: I'm not a nice guy.
Guy: Wait. You're right. I know you're right. And, thanks for being so nice. Here (gives her the flowers he bought.)
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Rachel: Yeah, but it was different with him today! And he wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, y'know? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong with that?
Monica: No I totally disagree. No I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that. Such you an actor. Not that you need to,your eyebrows are...
Monica: I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked.
Guy: Yeah, the Knicks by 10. They suck.
Guy: I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself.
Guy: Your mom called me. So is this her?
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy.]
Phoebe: Oh, well, see, there's this guy she met at the...
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Monica: You know, that guy she met at the coffeehouse.
Julie: ...and this guy...
CHANDLER: [runs in] Hey, big guy, game time.
Rachel: Well... he happens to be a very nice... guy....
RICHARD: Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?
Ross: The screaming guy?
Monica: (looking out the window) Look look! He's doing it again, the guy with the telescope!
Monica: I'm not going to be a part of this! You can't just bring some random guy at home and expect him to be our sperm donor!
Joey: No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Phoebe: I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's just... I hate that guy!
Guy: No thanks.