words in movies
Ross: Hey guys!
Joey: Do you guys have like a big bowl I can borrow?
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Ross: Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Everything so far sounds great Joey, just remember to keep it on the mellow side, okay? Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker, no-no strippers or anything okay?
Ross: Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey.
Phoebe: Hi, guys.
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Monica: Wait, you cant have the baby here! I mean I havent sterilised it since the guys moved out!
[Scene: Chandlers office, the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper.]
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
The Stripper: Wait, you guys think I stole some ring?
The Guys: Yeah!
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the guys are now trying to figure out what next to do, since their plan with the stripper backfired on them.]
Phoebe: Thanks you guys! Again.
Phoebe: Got cha again, you guys are so easy.
[Scene: The Animal Hospital, the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring. Joey is pacing around like an expectant father.]
(With that we go into a little flashback about the guys memories of the duck. The first one is Joey playing with him in the bathtub and drying him off. Then its Chandler sitting on his couch after they moved into the girls apartment, and Chandler reading to him in bed, and him watching Baywatch when all they had was the canoe and the duck was in a bucket of water. Then we see Ross eating some cereal and the duck watching him. He takes a lamp and moves the duck off of the table. Then its Chandler shooing them out of the bathroom in the girls apartment, Joey revealing their disco cubby hole in the entertainment-center, then Chandler playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with them, and its concluded with various scenes with the duck flapping its wings. And the guys staring into the distance in remembrance of the duck.)
Ross: Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.
Ross: Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my I mean, Im lucky to have just one good (They all start getting emotional.)
Ross: Hey! What are you guys looking at?
Phoebe: Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Monica: We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
Ross: Umm say, I-I opened this earlier (The privacy screen) but let me give you guys some privacy.
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Chandler: Well, I thought you guys were cuddlily sleepers.
Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>
Phoebe: To see if know what these guys are talking about.
Ross: Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.
Ross: What?! When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Joey: Yknow what you guys? Im uh, Im gonna go too. And uh, Im sorry about everything.
Joey: (Enters) Hey you guys Im gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye.
Rachel: Oh you guys thanks for doing this.
Phoebe: Alright you guys, we cant turn on each other, Okay? Thats just what she wants.
Joey: Come on, you guys are more then that! I mean, youre gonna get together right?
Chandler: (enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?
Joey: I can't believe you guys are moving.
Phoebe: Hello handsome. (Sees Ursula over her shoulder) Oh God. (Walks away in shame as they kiss.) Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?
Phoebe: Wow, you guys go way back then. So what are you up to these days?
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Phoebe: Or we could use it to call China. See how those guys are doing.
Ross: Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, wed still hang out?
Rachel: Oh that couldn't have been pretty. but you know guys do that.
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Rachel: You guys, Im doing the best I can, anyone else is welcome to try.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Phoebe: You guys are over an hour late. What happened to you two?
Phoebe: You guys, we�ve been waiting for you for a long time, maybe you should order.
Prospective nanny: Oh, you know, wait. I do have one question. (she starts playing with her hair) Do you guys do random drug testing?
Rachel: Wow! They really got you guys. Your T.V. The chairs.
Phoebe: Okay, well... guys?
Joey: (looks surprised) Really...? Guys do that...? That's... weird...
Chandler: What are you guys talking about?
Mike: So... how many guys have your key?
Phoebe: Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.
Joey: Hey... hey listen... What do you guys know about investments?
RACHEL: Wow.� So, what did you guys do?
PHOEBE: Yeah. . . I'm sorry.� We weren't really looking for anything to happen with you guys.� I, I have a boyfriend.
RACHEL: See you guys.� (She closes the door.)
JOEY: Oh we're not out. No, no. We're just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, doin' the usual straight guy stuff.
ROSS: Hey you guys.� (He sits.)
ROSS: So, ah . . . So, how was it?�� Uh, did you guys. . . Did you guys have a good time?
Chandler: Ahh, Merry Christmas; I miss you guys!
Ross: Hey you guys!
Chandler: Merry Christmas, you guys!
Chandler: I... thought it was a timely start to thinking about other people. Besides, this gift still says I love you guys.
Rachel: Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?
Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
Molly: Nice to meet you guys (to Chandler and Joey).
Rachel: Hi guys! Listen I really need your help. I think I did something really stupid.
Monica: Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys to back off and let Joey get the girl for once.
Joey: Ok! Stop it you guys! Stop staring! You're freaking me out!
Rachel: Oh, ok, thank you. (Molly leaves) (to Monica) Do you see what all the guys see in her?
Joey: Thanks. Do you get a lot of guys in here?
Gavin: Right. Right. Ross. So what's the deal with you guys? I don't want to get in the middle of anything
RACHEL: I didn't know you guys hung out.
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
Rachel: You guys aren't doing anything tonight, are you?
Phoebe: Hey you guys! Ok, we've got great news.
Rachel: Hi you guys!
Monica: Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.
Monica: Is that a bit you guys do?
Rachel: All right are you guys gonna come down?
Joey: Hey uh, where do you guys want this?
Monica: I swear I didnt. (To Ross and Will) Hey! Is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?
Phoebe: Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?
Phoebe: Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!
Rachel: Ooh, you guys, it starts in like 20 minutes.
Ross: oh no yeah, no Phoebe is great, but umm I'm an idiot look right before you guys went out I accidentally got her all upset.
Phoebe: Guys, the drawing is about to start!
Rachel: (understands that Monica and Ethan wanna be alone) Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?
Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Rachel: Hey, so you guys, the funniest thing happened, at work...
Joey: Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!
Joey: (enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?
Rachel: They sent me home from work. They were like, "Start your maternity leave now! Just rest, get ready for the baby." Well yknow what? Screw em! If they dont want me there, Ill just hang out with you guys.
Joey: You guys are gonna have a great time, I promise!
Ross: Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.
Ross: (entering with Charlie) Oh, hey you guys! This is Charlie! Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.
Joey: (Smiling) I can't believe you guys went for that one!
Joey: (sounds tired) Hey you guys, I'm turning in. Have fun.
Rachel: And he didn't want you guys to know about it but I came over here to tell you!!
Joey: Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?
Joey: Ah, let me see! (she hands him a pile of tissues) Damn, that's a lot of guys! Are you a little slutty?
Monica: (to Rachel) Look at you with all the guys!
Ross: Oh, well no, but I mean, she only goes out with really, really smart guys.
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, Dirk was wondering about the woman that you brought and if you guys were together, or...
Rachel: (picking up the tissues) Why, why, what's wrong with these guys?
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys!
Phoebe: Hey you guys! Look what I just got. (she shows them a pair of slippers)
JOEY: You guys are messin' with me, right?
Conan: For example, I dont have to memorize lines. You guys actually have to remember what to say and you probably forget from time to time. Yes?
Conan: Its a tradition here on Friends after every taping for me to hang out with you guys, (They all laugh) talk down the episode umm The point of this whole thing is what people see in America is: they see Friends, they love the show, it looks like a smooth running machine, but behind the scenes theres deceit, mistrust, and hate. And I thought, I thought wed actually take a look at uh, yknow some of these moments where you guys arethere are mistakes. You make mistakes.
Ross: (shaking head) Oh Joey, Joey! But still, I mean, it seems like you guys are having a great time together.