words in movies
Monica: Okay, guys, listen, don't forget that tomorrow is the day that Emily gets married again, so whatever we do, just try to really keep Ross's mind off of it.
Gary: Okay, you guys free tonight?
[Scene: Central Perk, the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there.]
Rachel: Well, uh something about having second thoughts about the wedding and did you guys make a mistake breaking up and uh, she wants you to call her.
Monica: Man, I would be great in a war! I mean, I really, I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.
Monica: (To Monica) Danny. Are you guys ever gonna go out again?
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Rachel: Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
Erica: Well, there is a chance it's another guy. I mean, I have only ever been with two guys, but they sorta overlapped.
Rachel: No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.
Hillary: You know, youre a really great listener. Most guys I go out with, they just talk and talk.
Phoebe: Okay, bye. Alright, so Mike's on his way over. See, you thought you guys were meeting here, and he thought you were meeting at the restaurant, so you know... Doesn't really matter who's right or wrong. Point is... I'm gonna take off.
Monica: Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (Bangs on her class with a spoon to make a toast.) Okay, umm, I just wanna say that I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night. I mean it just wouldnt be myour-our night, if you all werent here to celebrate with meusDamnit!
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
RACHEL: Do you guys ever get the feeling that um, Chandler and those guys just don't get that we don't make as much money as they do?
Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
Chandler: I'm sorry. Hey, at least you guys get to go home and be with your families tonight. I have to go back to an empty hotel room and lay down on a very questionable bedspread. And then tomorrow morning, you get to have Christmas morning in your own houses, wich, by the way, none of you have invited me to.
[Scene: Central Perk. The four guys are returning after getting the hat back.]
Joey: Do you guys have like a big bowl I can borrow?
Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
CHANDLER: So um, how come you guys haven't talked about this before?
Chandler: If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would have brought more pizza. (they all burst out in a thundering laugh)
Rachel: Oh no, you guys, just stay here, Im gonna go check her diaper, Pheebs you wanna come?
Ross: Ah, well all go. (motions to Chandler) Come on. (the guys leave)
Monica: (into phone) Pants and a sweater? Why, mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Could we talk about this later? OK. (hangs up)
Conan: But audiencesYou have a live studio audience and they must love that. They must love it when they see you guys playing.
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
Monica: Oh!! (hits Chandler and Joey in the head) You guys knew about this and you didnt tell us?!
CHANDLER AND JOEY: Hi. We're the guys who called about the baby. We left the baby on ths bus. Is he here? Is he here?
PHOE: But you guys came so close.
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like "oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape" and you're gonna be all like "oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai"
Joey: (Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
Ross: You guys.
Joey: (returns to their old table where elderly people are sitting now, sits) Finally you guys made it. (looks up, turns left to Phoebe�s chair) Pheebs, who the hell�uhuhh!
Phoebe: (entering) Hi guys!
Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?
Rachel: All right, yknowFine! You guys have your stupid little club, but I would just like to say is what you did to me is way worse than what I did to you! You gave me a tiney-wienie! (Will laughs.)
Rachel: All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.)
Chandler: Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.
Monica: Please, guys, we have to talk.
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
(The guys stretch out their fingers.)
The Guys: (reluctantly) Yeah.
CHANDLER: Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone. [Ross and Phoebe hug, Monica and Rachel hug, Chandler is left standing]
Monica: Are you guys gonna be okay?
Joey: (entering) Hey! You guys! Remember that audition I had a while ago and didnt get the part?
Phoebe: You guys, we said we were gonna have fun! Come on, hey, remember the time (She starts laughing hysterically.) You dont remember?
Rachel: What? Guys, I'm not.
Pizza Guy: So you guys want me to take this back?
Rachel: What are you guys doing here?
Ross: I can't believe you guys are moving in together. That's, that's great! I mean...I'm happy for you guys..
Rachel: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.]
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?
Rachel: Yes it is! I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog!
Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
Monica: (laughs) Well thats the best part. Umm, you guys get to decide!
Chandler: It means that my guys won't get off their barcaloungers and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do. (pause) It means...
Chandler: Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us.
Monica: He said he's really gonna miss you guys. (dubious look)
Chandler: Lose the other guys.
Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!
Aurora: So... which one of the two guys will you listen to?
Rachel: Wow, you guys, this is big.
Monica: Oh, wow, so you're gonna be one of those "healthy, healthy, healthy guys"?
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
Monica: Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..
Ross: Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are
Joey: You guys okay?
Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
Rachel: (to Monica and Phoebe) Oh my God, you guys, what am I doing? What am I doing? This is so un-me!
Rachel: Oh my god, oh, you guys are great.
Ross: Guys? There's a somebody I'd like you to meet.
Phoebe: Ooh, you guys have to make a wish.
Rachel: What're you guys doing out here?
Ross: Yes. I lived with you guys for a while and then I found this place. (Joey just stares at him) I'm Ross.
PHOEBE: Oh no, you're not supposed to be here. This is the staging area, you should, it's all wrong, you should leave, ya know, get out. [opens the door, the guys are right there] Or perhaps you'd like a creme d'menthe.
Monica: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
Rachel: Hey, do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's? (They all protest and hit her with cushions) Gee, what?! What is wrong with New Year's?
Joey: C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head.
Rachel: Hey! Have you guys seen Jill? I cant find her anywhere.
Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here?
Phoebe: Okay (walks out and closes the door behind her, looks up and whispers) If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean any of that. I love you.
Rachel: Hi! You guys, the car-service just got here. I can't believe they're not home yet! I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby!
Ross: Uh, if you guys don't mind, I'd like to take a moment, just me and him.
Rachel: Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!
Coma Guy: So, the Etch-a-Sketch is from you guys?
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
Rachel: Well, I don't know, you guys figure it out, I got to put Emma down for a nap.
Joey: Hey you guys. Hey, you all know my dad, right?
Phoebe: Hey, I never got to hear who you guys would pick to be your girlfriend.
Joey: Night, you guys.
Joey: (to a table of strangers) You guys need anything, cause Im heading up there.
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Rachel: Well, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
Rachel: Late thirties? Oh come on you guys! Is it just me? Am I overreacting to this?
Monica: They're nice guys.
Chandler: Hey, you guys all know what you want to do.
(Robert walks away and the guys all start laughing in front of Phoebe.)
Chandler: Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. Yeah, thanks. (takes phone)
Fireman No. 1: You guys tell them you were married?
Rachel: So what are you guys going to do?
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.