words in movies
Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?
Monica: (entering, to Joey and Rachel) Hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesn't work?
Phoebe: Hey you guys I'm gonna go out and take a walk.
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
Rachel: Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?
Rachel: So were you guys together a long time?
Tag: (looking at the street) Oh my god! Those guys are stealing my car! (He points down to the street)
Tag: Thanks for having me over, you guys.
Ross: Hey! What are you guys looking at?
Phoebe: Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Monica: We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
Ross: Umm say, I-I opened this earlier (The privacy screen) but let me give you guys some privacy.
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Chandler: Well, I thought you guys were cuddlily sleepers.
Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>
Phoebe: To see if know what these guys are talking about.
Ross: Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.
Ross: What?! When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Joey: Yknow what you guys? Im uh, Im gonna go too. And uh, Im sorry about everything.
Joey: (Enters) Hey you guys Im gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye.
Rachel: Oh you guys thanks for doing this.
Phoebe: Alright you guys, we cant turn on each other, Okay? Thats just what she wants.
Joey: Come on, you guys are more then that! I mean, youre gonna get together right?
Chandler: (enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?
Joey: I can't believe you guys are moving.
Phoebe: Hello handsome. (Sees Ursula over her shoulder) Oh God. (Walks away in shame as they kiss.) Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?
Phoebe: Wow, you guys go way back then. So what are you up to these days?
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Phoebe: Or we could use it to call China. See how those guys are doing.
Ross: Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, wed still hang out?
Rachel: Oh that couldn't have been pretty. but you know guys do that.
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Rachel: You guys, Im doing the best I can, anyone else is welcome to try.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Phoebe: You guys are over an hour late. What happened to you two?
Rachel: Wow! They really got you guys. Your T.V. The chairs.
Phoebe: You guys, we�ve been waiting for you for a long time, maybe you should order.
Prospective nanny: Oh, you know, wait. I do have one question. (she starts playing with her hair) Do you guys do random drug testing?
Chandler: What are you guys talking about?
Joey: (looks surprised) Really...? Guys do that...? That's... weird...
Phoebe: Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.
Phoebe: Okay, well... guys?
Mike: So... how many guys have your key?
RACHEL: See you guys.� (She closes the door.)
Joey: Hey... hey listen... What do you guys know about investments?
PHOEBE: Yeah. . . I'm sorry.� We weren't really looking for anything to happen with you guys.� I, I have a boyfriend.
ROSS: Hey you guys.� (He sits.)
Chandler: Ahh, Merry Christmas; I miss you guys!
ROSS: So, ah . . . So, how was it?�� Uh, did you guys. . . Did you guys have a good time?
JOEY: Oh we're not out. No, no. We're just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, doin' the usual straight guy stuff.
RACHEL: Wow.� So, what did you guys do?
Rachel: Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?
Chandler: Merry Christmas, you guys!
Ross: Hey you guys!
Molly: Nice to meet you guys (to Chandler and Joey).
Chandler: I... thought it was a timely start to thinking about other people. Besides, this gift still says I love you guys.
Monica: Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys to back off and let Joey get the girl for once.
Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
Rachel: Oh, ok, thank you. (Molly leaves) (to Monica) Do you see what all the guys see in her?
Joey: Thanks. Do you get a lot of guys in here?
Rachel: Hi guys! Listen I really need your help. I think I did something really stupid.
Joey: Ok! Stop it you guys! Stop staring! You're freaking me out!
Gavin: Right. Right. Ross. So what's the deal with you guys? I don't want to get in the middle of anything
Rachel: All right are you guys gonna come down?
RACHEL: I didn't know you guys hung out.
Rachel: Hi you guys!
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
Rachel: You guys aren't doing anything tonight, are you?
Phoebe: Hey you guys! Ok, we've got great news.
Monica: Is that a bit you guys do?
Joey: Hey uh, where do you guys want this?
Monica: I swear I didnt. (To Ross and Will) Hey! Is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?
Phoebe: Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?
Phoebe: Guys, the drawing is about to start!
Monica: Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.
Rachel: Ooh, you guys, it starts in like 20 minutes.
Ross: oh no yeah, no Phoebe is great, but umm I'm an idiot look right before you guys went out I accidentally got her all upset.
Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.
Rachel: Hey, so you guys, the funniest thing happened, at work...
Phoebe: Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!
Joey: Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!
Rachel: (understands that Monica and Ethan wanna be alone) Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Joey: You guys are gonna have a great time, I promise!
Joey: (enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?
Joey: (Smiling) I can't believe you guys went for that one!
Rachel: They sent me home from work. They were like, "Start your maternity leave now! Just rest, get ready for the baby." Well yknow what? Screw em! If they dont want me there, Ill just hang out with you guys.
Ross: Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.
Ross: (entering with Charlie) Oh, hey you guys! This is Charlie! Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.
Joey: (sounds tired) Hey you guys, I'm turning in. Have fun.
Monica: (to Rachel) Look at you with all the guys!
Joey: Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?
Rachel: And he didn't want you guys to know about it but I came over here to tell you!!
Ross: Oh, well no, but I mean, she only goes out with really, really smart guys.
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, Dirk was wondering about the woman that you brought and if you guys were together, or...
Joey: Ah, let me see! (she hands him a pile of tissues) Damn, that's a lot of guys! Are you a little slutty?
Rachel: (picking up the tissues) Why, why, what's wrong with these guys?
Conan: For example, I dont have to memorize lines. You guys actually have to remember what to say and you probably forget from time to time. Yes?
Phoebe: Hey you guys! Look what I just got. (she shows them a pair of slippers)
JOEY: You guys are messin' with me, right?
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys!
Conan: Its a tradition here on Friends after every taping for me to hang out with you guys, (They all laugh) talk down the episode umm The point of this whole thing is what people see in America is: they see Friends, they love the show, it looks like a smooth running machine, but behind the scenes theres deceit, mistrust, and hate. And I thought, I thought wed actually take a look at uh, yknow some of these moments where you guys arethere are mistakes. You make mistakes.
Ross: (shaking head) Oh Joey, Joey! But still, I mean, it seems like you guys are having a great time together.