words in movies
Ross: My wife had a workout friend she went to the gym with everyday for a year. She didn't get any fitter.
Chandler: How did you guys find me? I knew I shouldve hid at the gym!
Ross: Hey, theyre going to the gym together! Two women! Stretching! Yknow they-they take a steam together! Things get a little playfuldidnt you see Personal Best?
[Scene: Monicas childhood bedroom (which has been turned into a gym), Monica is lying on the treadmill as Phoebe enters.]
Ross: Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym.
Chandler: Okay. (They go inside) (To the guy at the desk) I wanna quit the gym.
Chandler: Oh Maria. You cant say no to her, shes like this lycra spandex covered gym treat.
MONICA: Alright, for the bizillionth time, yes I see other women in shower at the gym, and no I don't look.
Robert: (to Phoebe) So are ready for the gym? Theyve got this new rock climbing wall, we can spot each other.
Monica: Great. It's gym class all over again.
Chandler: Oh, and Ive got Earth Science, but I'll catch you in Gym.
MRS. GELLER: Well sweetie, we have a surprise for you. We're turning your room into a gym.
Cashier: (looking at the completed address card) Oh, I love your neighborhood. Theres a great gym right around the corner from your building.
Gym Employee: You wanna quit?
Chandler: (horrified at the prospect of trying to quit alone and unsure about himself) I wanna quit the gym.
Monica: Oh please! Dad turned my room into a gym 20 minutes after I moved out! I gotta say, a tanning bed and a stack of Victorias Secret catalogues, not a gym!
Chandler: I wanna quit the gym.
Gym Employee: You do realize that you wont have access to our new full service Swedish spa.
Monica: Well, you could actually go to the gym.
Monica: Wait, now so you joined the gym?
Chandler: To pay for the gym.
Chandler: (He turns to Ross and Ross makes a Be strong sound.) I wanna quit the gym.
Gym Employee: Okay, no problem. (To someone out of the picture) Could you come here for a second?
Chandler: And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.
Chandler: Let me tell you why you need to pick me. (Goes to sit on the couch facing backwards to the kitchen. Rachel gets a chair and sits opposite him) See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.
Chandler: Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)
Gym Employee: (to Ross) So, are you a member of any gym.
Monica: (Picking up a card from Chandlers wallet.) My God! Is this a gym card?
Chandler: Yeah, if that was true, gym class would've been a lot more interesting.
Chandler: Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but Ive missed the last 1200 times.
Gym Employee: Okay, Dave in the membership office, handles quitters. (Both Chandler and Ross start to make their way to the membership office.) Uh, excuse me, (to Ross) are you a member?
[Scene: A Gym, Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi.]
Ross: Thats my gym.
Ross: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesnt really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think its gonna make a difference
[Scene: Chandlers gym, He and Ross are there to cancel his membership.]
Chandler: You dont, like go into the back of my closet, and look under my gym bag or anything?
Phoebe: Oh some guy from my gym. A little annoying.
[Scene: The Gym, Chandler and Mr. Geller are heading for the whirlpool room.]
Ross: Cool! Dad! My report cards! Hey, check this out dad, (reading his grades) Math, A. Science, A. History, A. Gym (He puts it away and finds something else.) Oooh, my rock polisher!
Charity guy: Oh, actually, that's the shirt I wore to the gym.
Ross: Oh, no, it's no big deal, I mean, if I weren't doing this I'd just, you know, be at the gym working out.
Ross: Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!
Chandler: (enters singing) Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plane, STOP IT! Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas? 7 o clock maybe I'll hit the gym (sits down) who am I kidding pay-per-view porn.
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
Gym Employee: Sorry, members only.