words in movies
Phoebe: Wow, a year and a half ago I didnt even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay. Okay. Stop it, dont. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?
Phoebe: Well, they said that I had to think about it first, but what is there to think about? Im gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give.
Rachel: Wow! I dont know if I could ever do that. I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be a keeper.
Rachel: Yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody whos had a baby. Like your mom?
Chandler: All right, we havent had sex yet. Okay, whats the big deal? Yknow? This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to the next level.
Monica: So big deal, so Joeys had a lot of girlfriends, it doesnt mean hes great in bed.
Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what Im talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first.
Joey: Doctor? Wow! I didnt know he had a nickname.
Chandler: Yes, yes, we had the sex.
Ross: Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And yknow, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so
CHANDLER: Look you have to help me out here. I thought we had a deal. I thought by the time...
Chandler: No-no-no, yknow what? I really shouldnt have said that you were embarrassing me, I mean that really wasnt cool. And if it makes you feel any better, Ive had a really lousy day.
Melanie: I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man I ever met. I mean... you're practically a woman.
Joey: Oh, unbelievable! We had the best time!
Mrs. Geller: They all had a thing for him.
Phoebe: I never had a bike of my own.
Joey: (about to cry) Those two only had each other!
Mr. Geller: Which means you had seven years of beach fun and you cant put a price on that sweetie.
Chandler: Had the money in the wrong hand. (Shows her his left hand with the money in it)
Rachel: No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.
Phoebe: Well, Ill tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel.)
Joey: Wow! Im so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.
Chandler: Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.
Chandler: Well thats not fair, youve already had some!
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
Kori: We weren't but we had one class together. He was such a great guy and he talked so passionately about science. I always remembered him.
Monica: Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I wouldve said something like this, "Wow! My boyfriends such a wise assseven!"
Chandler: Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And theres another reason too.
Rachel: Oh! Y'know what? You're right! We meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!
Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! Its Monica. (listens) Kay. (listens) Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, good-bye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)
Ross: (in his head) Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up! She was such a grown-up about it! She didnt seem too immature for me! Did I just make a huge mistake?
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!
Ross: Well I had a great time! Umm, Chancy on the other hand
Monica: (looking through it) Really? Wow! It looks like I had some trouble staying inside the lines.
Rachel: Oh yeah, Joey broke it. Had to get rid of it.
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
Monica: All you had to do was buy the card!
Chandler: Well, look its been a really emotional time yknow, and youve had a lot to drink. And youve just got to let that go okay? I mean you were the most beautiful in the room tonight!
Joey: Well, I think its ridiculous that you havent had sex in three and a half months.
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
Rachel: Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Joey: Rach we had to get out of there because, look what I won! (He whips out the award for Best Supporting Actress that he accepted for Jessica.)
Phoebe: I just like him so much that I just feel like Ive had 10 drinks today and Ive only had six.
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Monica: (chasing after him) Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, dont worry about it!
Rachel: Hey, come on! I had this friend from college and I made the stupid mistake of telling Joey that one time she and I yknow kissed a little bit.
Rachel: So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.
Phoebe: Yeah! Yknow, we were really huge too, but then they had to shut us down when Regina Philange died of alcohol poisoning.
Monica: Chandler, if that dog's been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Rachel: Wow! I mean I had no idea that that was gonna
Phoebe: Ive had better.
Chandler: I've had a very long, hard day.
Joey: Come on, Ross, that didnt mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Rachel: Yeah, we ended up spending the day together and had such a great time!
Chandler: Daddy. All right look, heres the story. (Flashback to Chandler about to enter the steam room as he does the voice-over.) Well, we had just finished playing racquetball and we were gonna take a steam. I walk into the steam room and it was really steamy. (The flashback shows his glasses fog up and him trying to find his way around the steam filled room. He takes off his glasses.) So I take off my glasses and thats when in happened.
Rachel: Really?! You think so? Yknow, I had just rolled out of bed.
Ross: Yknow of-officer I uh I had the weirdest dream last night
Monica: (laughing harder) Nothing, Im just trying to recreate some of the fun that we had at my place the other day. (To Phoebe) Remember, when you picked Rachel over me? That was funny.
Helena: Chandler? What an unusual name! You mustve had terribly fascinating parents.
Monica: I had to go with the odds Rach.
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.
Jennifer: (to Lisa) Operation. You had a fun one.
Matt: I have had some clumsy moments I guess you can call em.
Rachel: No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.
Mrs. Geller: Oh I wish youre grandmother had lived to see this.
Ross: Um.... no. See, I might've had feelings for her at one timenot any more. I justI...
Monica: Ross has never checked out of a room a minute before he had to.
Chandler: Because youve only known her for six weeks! Okay, Ive got a carton of milk in my fridge Ive had a longer relationship with!
Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!
Monica: Honey, Im not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but Im going to wear them all the time. Youll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?
Theodore: I recently had surgery.
Ross: Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. (Chandler starts rubbing his temple again.) I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. (He starts to head for Monica's bedroom.) I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. (Pause.) I would make a good cowboy. (He struts into Monica's room.)
Ross: About about sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadnt had sex in months?
Chandler: No, no I just ah, didnt do them. Instead, I ah, hung out with a couple of friends and had a couple of beers so I certainly dont deserve any praise, verbal or otherwise.
Chandler: Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I cant wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.
Joey: The skys blue Ross and I had sex yesterday!
Rachel: Thank you! I had just gone to the beach that weekend.
Chandler: I had to! Okay, imagine you were married... and you found a tape of your wife in another guys' apartment... Wouldn't you need to know what was on it?
Rachel: Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh well I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.
Dr. Leedbetter: Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away.
Monica: All right. The super couldnt figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldnt figure out what it did. Ive had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
JOEY: You really think he'd take me? I mean, we had a pretty good talk last night but, when I moved out, I hurt him bad.
Rachel: Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying.
PHOEBE: Oh, no no, that side doesn't have one, the paramedics had to cut through it. [Chandler jumps out of the car]
Rachel: No, I also had to go to a couple houses with him as his girlfriend. Oh, I am just awful with children!
Eric: Sorry, I just saw Ursula. I had to give the engagement ring back.
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a staira very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably I-I think it was the hardest Ive-Ive laughed in my life period.
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
EDDIE: Not Sean Penn. Alright, I, I've got a funny one, alright. My last girlfriend Tilly. Ok, we're eating breakfast, right, and I made all these pancakes, there was like 50 pancakes right. And all of the sudden she turns to me, alright, and she says, 'Eddie.' I say, 'yeah,' she says, 'Eddie, I don't want to see you anymore.' And it was literally like she had reached into my chest, ripped out my heart, and smeared it all over my life, ya know. And now there's like this incredible abyss, ya know, and I'm falling and I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop. [finishes laughing] That uh, wasn't such a funny story, was it?
Phoebe: You-you you had sex with Ursula?!
Monica: Im sorry. Ive never had a maid before, is this not okay?
Chandler: So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed! (Slams the framed invitation down onto the table.)
Chandler: You had a bachelorette party?!
Monica: Hey, I couldve had you if I wanted you.
Ross: Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?
Rachel: You had a club?!
Will: Oh, it wasnt just me. We had a club!
Joey: Hey well, you cant teach someone to be good with women. Yknow, thats why I never had any luck with Chandler.
Monica: I still say that if we had called your dad we coulda gotten better seats.
Phoebe: Well, we didnt have a lot of money. But the girl across the street had the best bike! It was pink and it had rainbow colored tassels hanging off the handle grips, and-and-and a bell and this big, white wicker basket with those plastic daisies stuck on.
Rachel: Im-ImI had no idea. Im sorry. I
Will: You went out with her?! We had a pact!
Chandler: She had a point. (Shows her the receipt.)