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Ross: I've seen her at work, but I always figured, ah-huh? But, uh, I made her dinner. We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow.
Monica: (Entering from her bedroom, talking on the phone) Yeah, once again, I am sorry. Thank you. Bye. (To the gang) I just had to turn down a job catering a funeral for sixty people.
Phoebe: Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Ross: What do you mean? Nothing happened! I had to get out of there.
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
Monica: This is so bizarre. I guess it kinda makes sense though, yknow she had such a terrible childhood.
Rachel: All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.
Ross: Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. Thats-thats where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower
The Hot Girl: No, I-I actually thought it was unfair the way everyone reacted. I mean you had just moved in.
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Chandler: Ross had a ring?! And he was gonna propose?
Monica: I know that switch does something, okay? So-so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.
Mr. Geller: This one time I had my knee up on the sink and your mother, she was
Monica: Is he crazy?! You just had Rosss baby!
Ross: So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?
Gunther: So I guess Rachel had you baby?
Ross: Ah I had a little thing with Joey, if you think this is bad you should see him.
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Joey: He had to board.
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
Mike: hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Ross: umm. that you had a six year long relationship with a guy named Vicrum.
Joey: my god woman! How many people do you have to had been with not to remember any of this?
Mike: But Rachel I thought she just had a baby with Ross
Monica:: Oh well this is the only one they had at our video store, but they did have something called crocodile killers. Or does it always have to be sharks?
Joey: What about me, he? Only had one lunch today.
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Phoebe: Okay, I knew I should have had this conversation with Joey.
Chandler: Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks on table> she'd have to give her up.
Monica: Well, we had a little fight.
Monica: Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You cant eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.
Chandler: So you never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?
Monica: Oh, well... That had been your window.
Monica: What? I-I said you had a-
JOEY: When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.
Phoebe: Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.
Phoebe: I dunno, lets see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.
Monica: Naaaa... He still kills me. Last night he had me laughing so hard, I swear... a little pee came out.
Chandler: Oh, okay, I have condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve.
Joey: Man, I wish I had a nanny like you.
Rachel: Uh, I-I had a drink with lunch. Did those cost reports come in?
Chandler: All right look, if youre not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!
Joey: Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
Monica: YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM! I just had the best first day ever! The kitchen: twice as big as Allessandro's.
Chandler: I thought I had to make the jokes!
Gavin: So I had fun last night
Joey: My beers?! Look you guys, shes a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I justI dont see it going anywhere.
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
CHANDLER: Because I didn't know how to tell him that I couldn't go to the Knicks game.� So, I just told him that I had to stay in Tulsa.
Ross: Okay, first of all, I dont play with cheaters, and second of all, you know I had swollen glands!!
Ross: You had a rough day, huh.. c'mere. (She sits down and Ross strokes her forehead.)
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Rachel: I just had a rough night.
Joey: (BEAT) (Laughs.) You almost had me.
Ross: Monica told me you had a blind date.
Phoebe: I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're a mother.
Ross: Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.
Monica: Wow! I Had no idea you had this much pride.
Ross: Well, he had gravity boots.
Mrs. Green: I just had the greatest idea! Im gonna come live with you!
Rachel: Ok, well this is like that...in no way. I had a...I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey.
Rachel: Oh, Monica, you think Skippy liked you? Honey, all those buys had a bet to see if he can knock you over.
Phoebe: It's ok. I thought of the perfect lie for you. It's easy to remember and doesn't invite a lot of questions. You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.
Joey: And I like to think I had a little something to do with it.
Ross: Did you hear that? Kori Weston had a crush on me!!
Rachel: Have you ever had any weird romantic dreams?
Chandler: Right, I mean, come on, I'm sure that if you had a funeral or a memorial service, tons of people would come.
Rachel: My father had an heart attack... (crying) ...while I was at Barney’s.
JOEY: Ok, uh, hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smells and one who bruises you who would you pick?
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Charlie: Yes! And while that is everything one looks for in a boyfriend, he had a lot of issues...
Rachel: Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident.
Phoebe: Umm Wow, all right. (Checks the book.) Wow! Yay! Ooh, Im gonna meet a guy! And really soon! And hes gonna be the man of my dreams. Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night. (Points at Chandler.)
Ross: Oh thank God, I thought she had two heads.
Joey: Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag!
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
RACHEL: Well, um, first he told me he liked how I looked.� And, ah, then we had a little . . . um . . . eye-contact.
Ross: Come on sweetie! Youve had to work late every night for the past two weeks, what is it this time?
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window.)
Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.
Monica: Maybe he's bothering you so much because he likes you. It's like in first grade when Skippy Langwild always pushed me on the playground because he secretly had a crush on me?
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
Joey: Yeah, he had a paper route.
PHOEBE: [handing him the papers] Here you go. You know what, I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't th ink either answer would make me feel better.
Charlie: I had a great time.
David: Just so I know, if I had asked first...
Joey: come on, come on, search your brain all right. it was (thinks) a certain amount of time ago, I was here you were here, we had sex (starts pointing out the places) here, here, here NOT there. Anything?
Monica: (also hugs the wall) Yeah, we had a great time, thank you! (walks to Phoebe)
Monica: (as Rachel) Remember back in freshman year? (Talking fast before Rachel can catch her) Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Monica: Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes. Tomorrow morning, before we leave, I'm going to the salon.
Phoebe: Hi. I just had the worst anniversary ever.
Ross: Are you kidding? I have had some very dirty dreams about this...
Phoebe: Yeah. I actually am, yeah. Y'know life-lifes gonna had you all kinds of stuff, y'know you learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. Wanna hear a new song?
Rachel: Well, I tried, but then he had a shampoo related emergency. So I guess now it's your turn again.
Monica: Thank you. (To Chandler.) I think I just had a tiny orgasm.
Chandler: No, I just had to get a picture of this.
Rachel: Well this has story behind it! I mean they had to ship it all the way from the White Plains store.
Rachel: OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...