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Chandler: She had a point. (Shows her the receipt.)
Monica: Honey, Im not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but Im going to wear them all the time. Youll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?
Monica: (To Phoebe) This is great! Now shes gonna be mad at Rachel! Yknow what? And Im just gonna swoop in there and be like the daughter she never had.
Rachel: All right, fine! But I had too! I had to do it for my career!
Ross: Okay look, I had a lot of water before I went to bed. Can we do this after
Chandler: Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much?
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.
The Interviewer: You mustve had your hands full.
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
Monica: This is so bizarre. I guess it kinda makes sense though, yknow she had such a terrible childhood.
Rachel: All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.
Ross: Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. Thats-thats where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower
The Hot Girl: No, I-I actually thought it was unfair the way everyone reacted. I mean you had just moved in.
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Chandler: Ross had a ring?! And he was gonna propose?
Monica: I know that switch does something, okay? So-so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.
Mr. Geller: This one time I had my knee up on the sink and your mother, she was
Monica: Is he crazy?! You just had Rosss baby!
Ross: So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?
Gunther: So I guess Rachel had you baby?
Ross: Ah I had a little thing with Joey, if you think this is bad you should see him.
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Joey: He had to board.
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
Mike: hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Ross: umm. that you had a six year long relationship with a guy named Vicrum.
Joey: my god woman! How many people do you have to had been with not to remember any of this?
Mike: But Rachel I thought she just had a baby with Ross
Monica:: Oh well this is the only one they had at our video store, but they did have something called crocodile killers. Or does it always have to be sharks?
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Joey: What about me, he? Only had one lunch today.
Chandler: Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks on table> she'd have to give her up.
Monica: Well, we had a little fight.
Chandler: So you never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?
Monica: Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You cant eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.
Monica: Oh, well... That had been your window.
Phoebe: Okay, I knew I should have had this conversation with Joey.
Monica: What? I-I said you had a-
Phoebe: Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.
Monica: Naaaa... He still kills me. Last night he had me laughing so hard, I swear... a little pee came out.
Phoebe: I dunno, lets see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.
Joey: Man, I wish I had a nanny like you.
JOEY: When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.
Rachel: Uh, I-I had a drink with lunch. Did those cost reports come in?
Chandler: Oh, okay, I have condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve.
Chandler: All right look, if youre not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
Gavin: So I had fun last night
Monica: YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM! I just had the best first day ever! The kitchen: twice as big as Allessandro's.
Chandler: I thought I had to make the jokes!
Joey: My beers?! Look you guys, shes a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I justI dont see it going anywhere.
Ross: Okay, first of all, I dont play with cheaters, and second of all, you know I had swollen glands!!
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
CHANDLER: Because I didn't know how to tell him that I couldn't go to the Knicks game.� So, I just told him that I had to stay in Tulsa.
Rachel: I just had a rough night.
Ross: You had a rough day, huh.. c'mere. (She sits down and Ross strokes her forehead.)
Joey: Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Joey: (BEAT) (Laughs.) You almost had me.
Monica: Wow! I Had no idea you had this much pride.
Ross: Monica told me you had a blind date.
Phoebe: It's ok. I thought of the perfect lie for you. It's easy to remember and doesn't invite a lot of questions. You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.
Ross: Well, he had gravity boots.
Ross: Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.
Phoebe: I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're a mother.
Mrs. Green: I just had the greatest idea! Im gonna come live with you!
Chandler: Right, I mean, come on, I'm sure that if you had a funeral or a memorial service, tons of people would come.
Rachel: Oh, Monica, you think Skippy liked you? Honey, all those buys had a bet to see if he can knock you over.
Joey: And I like to think I had a little something to do with it.
Ross: Did you hear that? Kori Weston had a crush on me!!
Rachel: Have you ever had any weird romantic dreams?
Rachel: Ok, well this is like that...in no way. I had a...I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey.
Rachel: Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident.
JOEY: Ok, uh, hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smells and one who bruises you who would you pick?
Charlie: Yes! And while that is everything one looks for in a boyfriend, he had a lot of issues...
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
Rachel: My father had an heart attack... (crying) ...while I was at Barney’s.
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
RACHEL: Well, um, first he told me he liked how I looked.� And, ah, then we had a little . . . um . . . eye-contact.
Phoebe: Umm Wow, all right. (Checks the book.) Wow! Yay! Ooh, Im gonna meet a guy! And really soon! And hes gonna be the man of my dreams. Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night. (Points at Chandler.)
Ross: Come on sweetie! Youve had to work late every night for the past two weeks, what is it this time?
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Ross: Oh thank God, I thought she had two heads.
Joey: Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag!
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
Monica: Maybe he's bothering you so much because he likes you. It's like in first grade when Skippy Langwild always pushed me on the playground because he secretly had a crush on me?
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window.)
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
Charlie: I had a great time.
Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.
Monica: (as Rachel) Remember back in freshman year? (Talking fast before Rachel can catch her) Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed.
Joey: come on, come on, search your brain all right. it was (thinks) a certain amount of time ago, I was here you were here, we had sex (starts pointing out the places) here, here, here NOT there. Anything?
Joey: Yeah, he had a paper route.
David: Just so I know, if I had asked first...
PHOEBE: [handing him the papers] Here you go. You know what, I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't th ink either answer would make me feel better.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Monica: Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes. Tomorrow morning, before we leave, I'm going to the salon.
Monica: (also hugs the wall) Yeah, we had a great time, thank you! (walks to Phoebe)
Chandler: No, had it done to me though. Feels good !