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[Scene: Ross's apartment, Die Hard has ended, only I dont think Joey and Ross know that yet. As you see, they are both asleep. And theyre on the same couch. Which means theyre sleeping together. Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together. Well, there hasnt been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together. Not that theres anything wrong with that. That is unless youre a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married. Anyway, let me recap. No, there is too much, let me sum up. Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up.]
Phoebe: How did that happen?!!
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Ross: My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!
Rachel: Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didnt happen.
Rachel: Okay, two things didnt happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out thats not true.
Monica: Youre right, youre right I shouldnt freak out. Cause this is what will happen when you and I have babies! When will that be?!
Kim: Yeah, nothing happen. You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.
Rachel: But can it... just... happen a little bit?
Ross: Look I-I realize if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!
Rachel: So uh, so did anything happen? Because rumor has it you guys shut the drapes!
Rachel: I thought this might happen today. Ross, I know the holidays can be rough. Yknow? And its probably really hard for you to be alone right now.
Chandler: Ohh that's the worse thing that can happen on an anniversary ever!
Chandler: No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.
Joey: Well, dont get your hopes up, because probably not gonna happen.
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
Ross: Yeah-uh-huh. Tomorrow night, Valentines Day, the most romantic day of the year. Who knows what could happen? I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides, if you know what I mean.
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Ross: Oh no-no-no, were just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. (He winks at her.)
Phoebe: Shes made it pretty clear, it is not going to happen.
Tag: No, you didn't. The only thing that freaked me out was you saying that nothing could ever happen between us.
Ross: (pause) No. But... it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?
Chandler: How is that ever going to happen?!
Joey: How could this happen to me?! Yesterday I had two TV shows! Today, I got nothin!
Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
Rachel: Ohh I mean two best friends falling in love, how often does that happen?
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.
Joey: Thats not gonna happen. No. (Looks up) Because we have a new deal!
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Cecilia: How does it happen?
Monica: Wow. Yknow it is so weird. I mean, youre gonna tell this guy today and he has no idea whats gonna happen.
Chandler: It cant happen like this. Okay? Ill meet you back at the hotel.
Richard: You wouldnt happen to have a very big fork?
Courtney: Okay. You know its gonna happen.
Chandler: Do you happen to know what Im going to say?
Ross: Okay, stay calm. Nothing is going to happen to you, you are not in that much trouble.
Monica: Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duval, Armageddon is whats going to happen to you if you wake me up.
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Rachel: No its okay, this is whats gonna happen. Im gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him.
Ross: I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?
Rachel: All right, easy mimey, the moment has passed, it aint gonna happen!
Chandler: (To Joey) In a minute? Whats gonna happen in a minute?!
Phoebe: So how did this happen? Did she, did she lure you to an early bird dinner?
Rachel: So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen?
Student: Ooh, dude. Thats not gonna happen.
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
ROSS: It was ridiculous. Ya know, these guys, they were bullies, actual bullies, ya know. We're grown ups, this kinda stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself.
Joey: Okay, how did this even happen?
Joey: It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldnt have said. But believe me, thats not gonna happen today.
Joey: So did you uh, happen to catch my toast up there?
Ross: Okay enough! This is, this is not going to happen.
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
Cliff: It doesnt happen to me either.
Chandler: But nothing has to happen until your ready.
Rachel: Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby.
Man: Oh yeah? Howd yours happen?
Rachel: Well IThats never gonna happen with Ross.
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, it really was. But we we gotta be careful. We we cant let that happen again, yknow?
Joey: Dude relax! It could happen to anyone.
Ross: Then what did happen?
Rachel: Yeah, what did happen?
Monica: It's okay. It's okay. Just pretend that it didn't happen! Okay? No one needs to know! I mean, Phoebe's not an official ballplayer! I mean, only official ballplayers can drop the ball!
Rachel: Argh! Why does everything happen to me?!
David: Oh, uh... we just uh... happen to wear the same shade.
Rachel: Oh God I just can not imagine what is gonna happen if Chandler doesnt show up!
Mike: It's never gonna happen again right?
Steve: I'm not funny either. So, if you were thinking, "well, he's not that good-looking, but maybe we'll have some laughs"... That ain't gonna happen.
PHOEBE: Yeah, but, ah, ah, nothing has to happen.� We're just having fun.� You know, not everything had to go as far as "eye-contact."
PHOEBE: Yeah. . . I'm sorry.� We weren't really looking for anything to happen with you guys.� I, I have a boyfriend.
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
Joey: Hey, listen to me, listen to me you are never ever gonna be alone. Okay? I promise thats not gonna happen.
Chandler: If they cant find a home for her, they kill her! And Im not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!
Joey: (talking to a pineapple in his hand) God, you're beautiful...why are we fighting this?You know you want it to happen as much as I do.
Ross: Oh, not another one! Oh my G... And this is moisturiser. It's even harder to clean! Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?
Monica: No, I called him. It's not gonna happen.
Joey: Yeah, but it did happen, so...
Joey: Because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? (in a trembling voice) I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did I ever say no! (sighs) I couldn't do it to Ross!
Joey: No, I know, yeah I know we're great but Rach no... this... this can't happen!
Phoebe: No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot. I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.
Rachel: Well, just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to happen that way for us.
Monica: Oh, well. Now that I'm here I might as well help you with the cleaning and organizing! Just happen to have my label maker!
Rachel: (jumps at the chance to make that happen) Oh! There's nothing above your bed!!
Ross: Oh. Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any better. I happen to like 8-year-old boys.
RACHEL: What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
Chandler: Ah well, she's got this weird idea, that, uh, y'know, just because you and I are alone, that something is gonna happen.
Chandler: Seriously, where did this happen?
Phoebe: What are you, what are you talking about? How did this happen?
Rachel: Theyre in Vermont!! How could this happen?! (She waves her arms franticly and hits Chandler.)
Monica: How is that gonna happen?
Joey: Okay, uh sit down. (they do) Um theres this woman that I like. A lot. But, uh it cant happen.
Amy: Why, did something happen to his falafel cart?
Rachel: Joey, come on! It doesn't matter, you know, it's not like anything's gonna happen.
Phoebe: What's that smile? Did something happen with you two?
PHOEBE: What, what's about to happen? [starts watching] I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no, he he's your buddy, he's your Yeller, no, no no, the end, THE END. [hear the gunshot from the TV] [Scene:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard is on the balcony smoking and Monica is on the phone.]
Ross: Yes, I suppose I am a dog. But Issac, see I-I happen to have a girlfriend.
Chandler: Yknow, I knew something like this was going to happen. (He starts to take off his pants, revealing that he is still wearing his sweat pants.)
Joey: Oh there is! If you want something enough and your heart is pure, wondrous things can happen!