words in movies
[Scene: Ben's audition, Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily.]
Monica: Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's (sadly) "Audition didn't go so well. (Happily) Yeah it did?"
Joey: (Happily) Yeah I did!
Ross: (angrily) Ben! (Pause.) (Happily.) I mean, Ben! Ben!
Phoebe: Okay, umm, question 2) Umm, did that marriage end A. Happily, B. Medium, or C. In the total abandonment of her and her two children?
Tommy: (entering, finished with yelling at Ross, who follows him in shell shocked) (happily) Hey!
All: Ohh. (Happily) Hi!
Rachel: Now wait a minute thats not fair. He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to Emily, he just didnt tell me. (Everyone looks at her, Ross not happily.) Maybe I have to pee again. (Gets up to try to use the bathroom.)
Joey: (happily) Okay!
Rachel: (happily) Yeah!!
Phoebe: (screaming, angrily) ...DUMB, DRUNKEN, BITCH!!! (applause) (happily) Thank you, thanks.
[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily.]
Chandler: (entering, happily) Well hello!
Joey: (entering, happily) Hey!
Phoebe: (happily) Yeah, no, it was great.
Sophie: (happily) Good morning!
Joey: (happily) Okay!
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Monica: (entering, happily) All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week!
Joey: (happily) Really?
Ross: Thanks you guys. (Walks away happily and his parents smile.)
Jill: (happily) Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Joey: (happily) What do you need?
(He happily gestures at Chandler that there was nothing to worry about, then exits. Rachel and Monica are concerned for poor Phoebe, who slides back down next to Ross.)
Chandler: (happily) Im off the list. (Sits on the couch.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone is there as Joey enters happily.]
Rachel: (entering, happily) Gooood morning!!
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily.]
Joey: (happily) She said yes.
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Phoebe: (smiles at him happily for a few seconds before answering) No!
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.)
(They degenerate into bickering and Chandler happily starts to smoke, undisturbed.)
Ross: (happily) Oh. (Realizes then sadly) Oh. Well I uh, I brought her some bloemen. (Flowers in Dutch.)
Monica: Thats true! (Happily) I knew I married you for a reason!
Rachel: Oh. <opens door preparing herself and then happily says> Amy! Happy Thanksgiving.
Chandler: I'm *happily* married.
Wendy: Seriously? Happily married. So that phone call before, that was ... happy?
Rachel: Oh, give me! (opens the box happily, then gets freaked and throws away the box, she and Mon jump up the sofa)
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on. He's happily married. His wife just had twins.
Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?
Rachel: Oh my God! I bet thats him. My digital fairy tale is about to begin. I wonder how I should be? Should I be uh (In a sexy voice) Hello? Or should I be (Happily) Hi! Its Rach (Phoebe knocks the phone out of Rachels hand, catches it, and answers it.) Would you stop doing that?!
Rachel: Oh. Im sorry. Im very sorry. Sorry. (She hums and sighs happily.) Its just, Im ahh, Im kinda excited. Im, ahh, going to London to ahh, tell this guy that I love him and... (He puts his headphones on to ignore her.)
Chandler: And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.