words in movies
Mr. Heckles: Ehhhh... B-Buttons.
JOEY: "Heckles, you crack me up in science class. You're the funniest kid in school.
CHANDLER: Heckles played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet. And he was in the scale modeler's club, and I was, well, there was no club, but I sure thought they were cool.
(She rises, dragging Chandler along by the wool. Rachel has to leap over a chair to follow them. Monica opens the door to find Mr. Heckles standing there.)
(In the apartment below, Mr.Heckles is trying to relax and read his newspaper, but Rachel is helplessly dangling upside-down with her ankle wrapped up in the Christmas lights.)
CHANDLER: Look at this. Pictures of all the women that Heckles went out with. Look what he wrote on them. Vivian, too tall. Madge, big gums. Too loud, too smart, makes noise when she eats. This is, this is me. This is what I do. I'm gonna end up alone, just like he did.
CHANDLER: Wow, Heckles was voted class clown, and so was I. He was right. Would you listen to that?
Mr.Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats cant sleep.
(inside Chandlers apartment, Chandler is coming in from his bedroom, sees Mr. Heckles, and screams.)
Mr. Heckles: Er, yeah, it's mine.
Mr. Heckles: Yeah, it's my cat. Give me my cat.
Monica: (Closing the door) Goodbye Mr.Heckles.
Mr.Heckles: Youre doing it again.
Monica: Oh. Hi, Mr.Heckles.
Mr. Heckles: C'mere, Patti. (Turns to Mr. Heckles)
Mr.Heckles: See, this is just the kind of thing I was talking about.
Rachel: (To Monica) Im okay! Im okay! (She knocks on Mr. Heckles's window.) Mr. Heckles, Mr. Heckles could you help me please?
Phoebe: Okay, thank you, Mr. Heckles. (They move off)
Mr.Heckles: I could have cats.
Monica: Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey. Have you seen it?
Mr. Heckles: You owe me a waffle.
Mr. Heckles: I wasn't ready for it.
Mr. Heckles: Whaddyou want?
Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey. That's Patti, Patti the monkey.
Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey.
Mr. Heckles: What about it?
MONICA: Mr. Heckles.
Mr. Heckles: That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine, you can send that back whenever.
MONICA: Hello, Mr. Heckles.
MONICA: Ok, Mr. Heckles, we'll try to keep it down.
MR. HECKLES: You're doing it again.
(Mr. Heckles opens the door)
PHOEBE: Ok, it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. Go into the light, Mr. Heckles!
MR. HECKLES: I could have birds.
CHANDLER: Funniest? Heckles?
CHANDLER: I just think it's weird, you know? Heckles and me, Heckles, and me, me and Heckles...Would you knock it off?
Mr. Heckles: Saw Regis Philbin once...
MONICA: Oh, gosh, this is so weird. I mean, his whole life was in this apartment, and now it's gone. You know, I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments, for Mr. Heckles. I mean, he was kind of a pain, he was, but, he was a person. You're all going to hell.
Mr. Heckles: Mmm. Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons.
MR. HECKLES: You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.
Mr. Heckles: C'mere, Patti. (Marcel turns round)
JOEY: Chandler, Heckles was a nut case.
Mr. Heckles: Youre disturbing my oboe practice.
Phoebe: No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here.
Mr. Heckles: I could play the oboe!
Mr. Heckles: Well, Im going to go into my new apartment now. (goes over to the door and opens it) Ehh! (Eric leaves)
Mr. Heckles: (as Phoebe and Rachel leave) You owe me a cat.
Mr. Heckles: Im Chandlers new roommate.
Mr. Heckles: He told me in person.
Mr. Heckles: I could be Chandlers new roommate.
CHANDLER: Yeah, jus' second. Good-bye Mr. Heckles. We'll try to keep it down.
Mr. Heckles: I left a Belgian waffle out here, did you take it?
Mr. Heckles: Potassium.
[Cut to a hallway in the building, Monica and Phoebe are knocking on a door. Mr. Heckles emerges.]
Mr. Heckles: (to Eric) Who are you?
(There is a knock on the door, Phoebe answers it, its Mr. Heckles)
Mr. Heckles: I don't have a monkey.
MR. HECKLES: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
Rachel: Oh. (they knock at the next door, Mr. Heckles answers) Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner.
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)