words in movies
Helena: (to Chandlers back) Oh look, a standing ovation already! So early in the show. Oh turn around honey; let me see your pretty face. (He slowly turns around. Helena recognizes him.)
Helena: I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and (She holds the mike out to the audience.)
Helena: Before we go on with the show, I just want to say to the bride and groom how lucky they are to have found each other. In every life, a little rain must fall. Fortunately, in my life (Four guys wearing rubber boots, shorts, hats, and nothing else carrying umbrellas run onto the stage.) (Singing) Its raining men!
(He gets up to walk out, but Helena spots and stops him.)
Helena: (standing at a table and asking the guy sitting there) Where are you from?
Helena: Im not very fond of New York. Queens I like. (Noticing Monicas ring.) Ooh, what is this sparkle something! (Shows the audience who woos.) Honey! Huh?
[Scene: 4 Queens Club, Helena Handbasket is singing.]
Helena: No-no I heard! Im just sorry.
Helena: So whats your name?
Helena: Hello darlings.
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
Helena: We? (Looks at Monica who nods.)
Helena: Monica! Where are you from?
Helena: Its raining men!
(Theres applause as Helena turns around and its Kathleen Turner.)
Helena: Im sorry? (Holds out the mike.)
Helena: (To Monica) And who is your friend?
Helena: Really?! Congratulations. Whens the big day?
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the incomparable Helena Handbasket!
Helena: (disappointed) I see. Well, I wish you both a lifetime of happiness. (To a bald guy.) So youre bald?
Helena: Chandler? What an unusual name! You mustve had terribly fascinating parents.
Helena: (singing) For Im loved by a pretty wonderful boy! (Applause.) Hello! And welcome to the show. I see some of our regulars in the audience. And a couple of irregulars. (He starts going into the audience.)