words in movies
Ross: Come on you guys, it's no big deal! (He turns around and shows him his thing.)
Phoebe: Okay. (watches him leave)
Joey: (going over to him) Well?!
Phoebe: (stopping him) No! No!
Phoebe: Well look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one. Okay? (she drags him away)
Dr. Rhodes: He's good with rear things, bring him in too.
Chandler: Well sensitive is important, pick him.
Pete: I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever.
(Joey laughs, Ross glares at him, and Joey stops.)
Phoebe: (running after him) Wait-wait-wait! Wait!!
Guru Saj: I dont know, whats a koondis with you? (starts laughing as if that joke was funny, Ross only looks at him, and he stops) Please, lie down! Ive got a sav that oughta shrink that right up.
Guru Saj: Oh, I think I see the problem. And Im afraid were gonna have to use a much stronger tool. (Ross gives him a What? look) Love.
Ross: Hey! (congratulates him)
Phoebe: I dont know, he just started kissing me. Get him! Get him, Vince!
Jason: (to Phoebe) I-I cant believe this! You-youve slept with him?!
Vince: You made him a candle light dinner in the park?
Guru Saj: Hmm, let me see. Let me see. Do you think you could get him to eat a bat?
(The duck starts to frantically flap his wings, while Joey is holding him, in an attempt to get away.)
Janice: Oh, we go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin! (does her irritating laugh). So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie (playfully punches Chandler, who tries to get away from her)
Rachel: Thank you. (Hugs him.)
Rachel: (stopping him) Oh, wait Ross! Im sorry, one more thing!
Joey: You cooked him?
<Joey turns away and Chandler reassuringly pats him on the back>
Chandler: Whats wrong with sun-dried tomatoes? (Everyone stares at him.) On a barbecue chicken pizza? (Still theres staring.) No?
Rachel: Well, we were paying for our stuff and this saleswoman just started flirting with him.
Waiter: Sure. Sure. (Turns away, then turns back) Seconds up! (Joey glares at him.) Not that kind of table. (He walks away.)
Don: And youre still married to him? (They both laugh, and Chandler tries to but fails.)
Monica: Spoon? (Hands him one and he tastes it.) So, what do you think?
[Scene: The Cooking Class, Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him.]
Ross: Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way (he turns her hand upside down) which uh, which was misleading. Well Im (He goes at sits down at his new table and the kids stare at him.) Hello.
Chandler: (sounds nervous) Yeah! I... I... I liked it! (Joey continues to look at him suspiciously) But, ehm... my bosses didn't go for it. Stupid sons of bitches!
The Cooking Teacher: I think you should give him your star.
Rachel: Well, I havent seen him since that night that he told me how he yknow I dont know, I think hes avoiding me. Why is that bagel on the floor?
(He throws down his plate and runs to the wine cellar, Monica is about to follow him but is intercepted by Rachel.)
Ross: Well uh, yknow what? Even if she doesnt know anything, I do! I have a son. And his mother and I didnt live together, and whenever he was with me I took care of him all the time, by myself.
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
Phoebe: No, its not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.
Chandler: Yeah, can I get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke(Yelps in pain as Monica grabs him underwater)Diet Coke.
Ross: Youve sentenced him?!
Ross: (to him) Hey! You wanna live to see your baby?!
Phoebe: All right, all right, so up until 92-93 he was very trusting, then 94 hit, Carol left him and bamn! Paranoid city!
Phoebe: Ooh, this is it! (Looks in the window.) Oh, thats him! Thats him!
Joey: Great! Go get him.
Ross: Well, Im sorry, but ah, look if youre not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?
Cliff: That-thats him! You know him?
Chandler: Man, if only youd gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)
Ross: Well then wed be in a lot of trouble, you dont know where any countries are. (Rachel glares at him.) Okay. (He goes over to the desk followed by Rachel.) Uh, say would you umm Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have (Handing her some money) opened up?
Phoebe: Oh, en chante. (She holds out her hand for him to kiss it, but he only shakes it.)
Joey: I have to go to the bathroom too, but I dont want him complimenting my thing.
Chandler: Well maybe you dont have to tell him anything.
Monica: I dont see him. Hey! Maybe hes in the sugar bowl! (Opens the sugar bowl) Joey? Nope! (Closes the sugar bowl and they both laugh.)
Phoebe: Are you kidding? Im like the one who talked him into it. I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group.
[Scene: The Lobby, Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him.]
Monica: Well do you love him?
Rachel: Joey asked me marry him.
Monica: You cant marry him!
(Joey gives him a thumbs up and heads for the chicken.)
Ross: So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?
Monica: (looking at Chandler sleeping with a balloon in his mouth) So sexy. (Waking him up.) Honey.
(Chandler leans over to fall asleep on the mans shoulder next to him, only the man catches his attempt.)
Ross: (interrupting him) YeahNo-but-but-but-but! Were just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, thats not scary right?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Marcel is hanging from Celia's hair, and she is screaming, trying to get him off.]
(She kisses him on the cheek, and he kisses her back on the mouth.)
Ross: Ah I had a little thing with Joey, if you think this is bad you should see him.
Phoebe: I don't know. I'll just handle itI'll ask you to talk to him!
Rachel: Oh, great! Well, then I'm gonna take Emma to see him. I wonder why Ross said that he died.
Phoebe: (interrupts him) No, no, we don't really have time for this right now. Okay, we have to keep Chandler away from my bedroom.
Ross: Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.
Monica: That I was going to eat him.
Joey: (Checks him out) Okay! (Walks over to his table and sits down with him)
Ross: Yeah well, he's not gonna get this one. Ben is way cuter than that kid. I mean look at him, look at you, (Starts to whine like a baby and Joey just glares at him.)
(Phoebe and Mike look at him, and he goes over to the counter.)
Emily: I cant believe theyre doing that to him! I told them to go easy on him!
Joey: (To Ross) Were not peeking? (Follows him.)
Rachel: Oh, I really liked him. (Looks at Ross) Yeah, it was really, really, really good.
Phoebe: No not you, Dr. Drake Remoray. You can ask him questions and see whats he like. People tell doctors everything.
(Rachel decides not to give up that easily and follows him to his apartment and bangs on the door, which he opens.)
(Monica just looks at him, and Rachel wants to laugh)
Joey: oh why don't you fly out there and surprise him.
Phoebe: (pushing Monica back onto the couch) Its so inspired! Look at him! Look at him go!
Chandler: Ill take it! All right look, I gotta know. Are you finished with me? (Janice shakes her head no) Are you finished with him? (Janice shakes her head no) Do you still love him? (Janice shakes her head yes) Do you still love me? (Janice shakes her head yes) All right look, (grabs the bag) Im gonna need an actual answer here okay, so which is it, him or me? (his phone starts to ring)
Monica: Hey. Okay, I gave him another chance, but Tim has got to go!
Ross: Good yeah just be honest with him.
Phoebe: I'm not going along with some lie you made Ross, No I'm just gonna be honest with him.
Phoebe: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.
Monica:: Hi, how was your flight? (She hugs him)
Phoebe: (smells at him) Chandler, you stink of cigarettes.
Monica:: Ok (sits down next to him) This is how much I love you. (She presses play then puts her arm around Chandler's neck.)
Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!
Ross: Why dont you call him?! Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!
Rachel: Okay, in about ten seconds youre gonna see him kiss me.
(Chandler acts disgusted, but is happy that Joey has stopped snoring. However, just as he is about to leave, Joey starts snoring again. So to get him to stop, he slams the door shut, waking Joey.)
Monica: What do I smell? (sniffs him) I smell smoke. Huh�did you smoke?
Ross: What? (Motions for Phoebe to go outside with him.) Oh my God! She-she thinks were engaged! Why? Why? Why would she think were engaged?!
Monica: Why don't you just have a seat here? (he sits at the table, then tries to secretly eat the Gummi-bears. Monica spots him.) OK... give me the Gummi-bears.
Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy.
Phoebe: Oh.Okay, then it gets worse, 'cause then I told him that I would see him tomorrow night.
Rachel: So wh..? He's smart, he's qualified. Give me one good reason we shouldn't try him out.
Chandler: Boy did we make friends with the wrong sister! (Rachel glares at him.)
Phoebe: Oh yeah! I'd let him check out my kitchen floors.
Rachel: Oh, that would be great! (Sandy leaves for Emma's room) I love him, I love him, I love him...
Joey: Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.
Chandler: Ye.... (stops because he realises what Joey just said, and stares at him. At this moment Monica enters)
Mike: ...kiss him?
(Chandler goes into the bathroom, closes the door, and then opens it again right away. Ross looks up and hands him the toilet paper Ross already packed.)
Ross: Actually that-thats not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found (Sees everyone staring at him and stops.) Yknow, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriends a lesbian. (Leaves.)
[Scene: Chandler's office in Tulsa.�� His assistant is showing him photographs.]
(She kisses him. Ross leans back for a second, and then they both kiss, more passionately this time as U2's With or Without You plays in the background.)
Rachel: Timmy was my boyfriend and you made out with him!
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, Monica would freak. (Doug looks at him.) But to hell with that bitch.
Phoebe: well there is no Vicrum, Ross made him up because I never really have been in a long-term relationship, I've never lived with a guy, and I've never even celebrated an anniversary so. (Pause) if that's too weird for you and you wanna leave I totally understand. In fact I'll close my eye's make it less awkward (She sits with her eyes closed and Mike kisses her, Phoebe opens her eyes and like a little child says.) You kissed me.
MONICA: So, you lied to him?
Cecilia: (to him) Im having a conversation here! (To Joey) You were saying?
Chandler: Well, I'm crazy about her now. I think this could be the real thing. Capital 'R'! Capital 'T'! (Joey stares at him) Don't worry, those are the right letters.
CHANDLER: Because I didn't know how to tell him that I couldn't go to the Knicks game.� So, I just told him that I had to stay in Tulsa.
JOEY: I heard him again!
JOEY: (outside the apartment door) I just heard him!
CHANDLER: (softly) Can you . . . hear him . . . now?