words in movies
Monica: Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!
Stu: You hired your husband a hooker?
Joey: Oh, did I not mention? Carl is a guy I hired to be my identical twin for a medical research project.
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
Joey: Uh, for your information, since they hired a very hot weather girl.
Joey: Thats an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?
Rachel: Oh, I blew it. I wouldnt of even hired me.
Monica: (to Phoebe) Oh my God! Did you hear that? She hired me because she thinks Im good.
Monica: All right, youre hired!
Phoebe: Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?
Monica: Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant!
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Rachel: Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant.
Rachel: But I hired you!
Ross: Hey...! Rachel and I hired a male nanny.
Ross: Uhm... Rachel and I hired a male nanny. (Joey makes a gesture and sound like "Can you believe that?")
Rachel: (whispering and begging) Please? (Ross makes a "whatever" gesture) YES! Sandy you're hired.
Ross: Did Rachel tell you we hired a male nanny?
BEST MAN: What, (to Barry) you hired the same band I can't use the same speech. (gets a 'da-doom-chesh' from the drummer) Thank you, thank you very much. Anyway, I wish you both a wonderful life together. And Rachel...
Phoebe: So you hired yourself a little treat did ya?
Ross: Come on, I think this is a good thing. I dont think Mom wouldve hired you if she didnt think you were good at what you do.
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Hows the hired help?
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.