words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica (formerly known as Rachels Room) to Phoebe and Rachel.]
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
[Scene: Hotel Monica, Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters.]
Joey: Hey, Mr. Bing. That uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room.
[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking. Theres an awkward air between them. They are both clutching the covers in from of them.]
[Scene: Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados]
(The guys hotel room. Joeys there. Chandler comes out of the bathroom in a robe.)
Mr. Tribbiani: We'll go to a hotel.
Monica: ...They threw us out! I was thrown out of a hotel! Me!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo ]
Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?
[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]
Front Desk Clerk: As a wedding gift to you, the hotel would like to give you the honeymoon suite.
Chandler: I'm sorry. Hey, at least you guys get to go home and be with your families tonight. I have to go back to an empty hotel room and lay down on a very questionable bedspread. And then tomorrow morning, you get to have Christmas morning in your own houses, wich, by the way, none of you have invited me to.
Monica: Oh, whatd ya bring me?! (She opens the gift) Awww, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection. You want some coffee?
Dr. Franzblau: It really was. There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel. (Carol sits up in pain, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau casually lay her back down) There you go, dear.
Chandler: Hey. (He sees that Ross is packing all of the hotel toiletries) Soaps? Shampoos? Are you really taking all this stuff?
[Scene: The Hotel, Monicas room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]
Chandler: It cant happen like this. Okay? Ill meet you back at the hotel.
Phoebe: Oh, we're just... we're sad to go so we're just saying goodbye to the hotel. (hugs the wall) I love you... Paradise Hotel, Golf resort and Spa... (she walks away from the wall)
Rachel: Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece! That was a nice hotel! Nice beach, met the nice people. Not to shabby for Rachel. (Goes and puts her luggage away.)
Joey: Hey! Mine was by accident! All right, the boiler explodes and destroys the hotel, and kills the dad.
[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Ross bursts into the room.]
Chandler: I see, but once you get your first paycheck you'll be springing a big hotel suite, right? I mean, lead in a movie, they must be paying you a lot?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's hotel room. They enter.]
Joey: Man, she is going to have a great time! Is she staying at the Hotel Corona?
[Scene: Joey enters his hotel room. The phone is ringing.]
Hotel Clerk: (watching the chase) They say he's only got half a tank left.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's weekend, a hotel clerk is showing them their new room.]
Ross: No, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and taking what the hotel owes you. For example: hair drier, no, no, no, but shampoo and conditioners, yes, yes, yes. (pause) Now, the salt shaker is off-limits, but the salt (he opens the salt shaker and pours the salt into his hand) I wish I'd thought this through.
[Scene: The hotel, Rosss room, Emily is entering.]
Monica: (getting up) Im gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)
Hotel Clerk: Our last ocean view room was unacceptable to you.
Ross: No-no, I took them from the hotel lobby. Yeah, they think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nuts, they got another think coming. (Starts to leave.) Hey! My sweater! Ive been looking for this for like a month!
[Scene: Rachels hotel room, shes waking up with a horrendous hangover.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joeys hotel room. Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat.]
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? There's only one way I'm leaving this hotel room.
Chandler: And I was a perfect gentleman and I walked her to her hotel room and said goodnight.
Chandler: Hey, so where are we staying? Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?
[Cut to Ross leaping into Chandlers Hotel room in London in The One With Rosss Wedding.]
[Cut to Monica and Ross leaving Joey and Chandlers hotel room in London. As they exit Joey and Chandler enter from the bathroom with both of their pants down around their ankles.]
Ross: Oh, taking my parents back to the hotel.
Monica: Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.
[Scene: Monicas Hotel Room, Chandler and Monicas parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Chandlers Hotel Room, Ross is getting Chandler ready.]
[Scene: The Hotel Lobby, Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out.]
[Scene: Rosss Hotel Room, he is letting Chandler in.]
Ross: Well, Im sure theyre still somewhere here in the hotel. Ill-Ill help you look for them.
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
[Scene: The Hotel, Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler.]
[Scene: Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa. He's fast asleep when the telephone rings.]
Monica: You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity? (Mike hangs up the phone) Damnit!
Joey: If you go to a hotel you'll be...doing stuff. I want you right here where I can keep an eye on you.
[Scene: Ross's hotel room. Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop]
Ross: Not my first time in a hotel, my friend.
Joey: Its London, baby! All right, the hotels here. (Points to the map.) Wait. No, we wanna go No. I know. (Sets the map down.) Im gonna have to go into the map. (So Joey literally steps into the map.)
[Scene: Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados]
[Scene: the hotel conference room]
[Scene: the hotel lobby. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside.]
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. She is watching the Weather Channel on TV.]
[Scene: the hotel game room. Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
Hotel Clerk: I think you'll find this room more to your liking.
[Scene: Barbados, hotel lounge. David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived.]
[Scene: the hotel game room. There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in]
Ross: Hotel? Why isn't she staying with you guys?
Ronni: (Shrugs) We'll go to a hotel.
(he picks up the suitcase, which falls open, revealing all the stuff they have taken from the hotel. The receptionist just looks at them.)
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
Monica: Yeah, and I wanted her to get to know the doctors and get settled into the hotel.
Ross: (joking) I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!
Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, yknow. I mean theres no way Joeys gonna make it in time. So Im gonna through the hotel and see if theres any other weddings going on.
Ross: Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm... I take six!
[Scene: The Hotel, Rachel is walking through the ballroom area and comes upon the sign for the Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding.]
[Flashback to 716 - TOW The Truth About London] [Scene: London, Chandler's hotel room. He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking]