words in movies
Rachel: Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.
Monica: That's not really how it works.
Phoebe: Oh, how does it work?
Frank Jr.: Hi, how you doin'?
Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!
Chandler: You know how to use a compass?
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
(Joey and Rachel don't know how to respond to that.)
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no. Not Leslie. No, she's, she's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet.
Frank Jr.: How about tomorrow?
Monica: They're in the kitchen getting something to eat. Can you believe how nice they are?
Ross: O is for "oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own.
Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?
Phoebe: For how long?
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Phoebe: How about you less important people, lets open your presents!
Chandler: I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!
Rachel: Well, yeah, yknow how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again.
Joey: Its just a game Mon. (makes a Can-you-believe-her face to the rest of the gang.) Rach, how about you?
Joey: Wise choice, how many rungs?
Ross: Excellent! How do you put a baby down for a nap?
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Joey: Wow! How do you know how to do that?!
Phoebe: Hey! Oh, how did baby shopping go?
Rachel: You dont understand! You didnt see how brazen she was.
Gavin: Well, let me explain how birthday parties usually work. There are presents, and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person. Ok, I ... got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you earlier.
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
Rachel: All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey how uh, how serious are you about keeping Ben in your life?
Ross: Well, it was loong. I didnt even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 oclock shadow on her head. (They both start to laugh, then stop themselves quickly.) Anyway, she didnt want to stay. I called a cab; she just left.
Phoebe: All right, dont freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?
Ross: How are you?
Rachel: Im fine, but thats not important. Whats important is how was she?
Ross: Oh what?! Is she gonna cancel on me again?! How can she do this? Doesnt she know its our anniversary?
Monica: Okay, how much?
Monica: How about fifty bucks?
Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!
Chandler: (To Ross) No, thats okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way its okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if Im sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)
Monica: How did you know that?! (Runs to yell at Joeys apartment.) Joey! Chandler!! Its time!
Monica: How are you doing?
Rachel: How are you?
Rachel: Yes, and I know that youd say no if he asked you, but Im sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin. (shows her the picture.)
Ross: Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?
Ross: (on tape) I know. Hey remember remember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost
Man: Oh yeah? Howd yours happen?
Rachel: Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby.
Phoebe: Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didnt like you? How would you feel?
Rachel: Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, (points to Rosss seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey, look at that, the airports moving. (Realizes that thats not how it works.) Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that were moving? (Sits back in defeat.) Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.
Rachel: Just tell me how.
Monica: I cant believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?
Rachel: Hi Dr. Long, how are you?
Janice: (laughs) Look how nervous he gets! We havent slept together in years! (Laughs again.)
Joey: Okay, how long was I watching that woman?
Janine: No, but you should go to Chandlers. Because none of us knows how to cook, well probably just end up drinking all day.
[Cut to later in that episode. Chandler is in his bathroom with Monica, and hes panicking on how far Phoebe is pushing him.]
Rachel: God how long do you think thats gonna last?
Phoebe: It really does how long do you think we have to stay?
Rachel: Well, how can you be a tour guide, dont you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?
Chandler: Okay, you know how that people say that Tulsa is the Paris of Oklahoma?
Monica: I promise. Hey, speaking of together, how about we send out a holiday card this year?
Joey: Hey, so how is it?
Rachel: Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
Monica: See? Thats what I mean. I mean that, thats great! But I wouldnt trade in what I have for that. I mean Im gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and thats what makes me happy. (Chandler approaches.) Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is dont you think?
Chandler: So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?
Joey: How long do you have to go for?
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Monica: It's great! How?
Joey: I can do that, yeah. How is Friday?
Phoebe: Mike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have?
Chandler: How far outside?
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
Ross: Yeah, that's how I know. I'm Ross by the way.
Monica:: how do you know I have one of those?
Ross: oh yea now um how is that going, is it getting serious?
Phoebe: uh huh (terns to Ross) how do I look (all her make up has gone everywhere)
Joey: how come?
Chandler: This is so exciting! Its so glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?
Phoebe: Or we could use it to call China. See how those guys are doing.
Monica: How was the pediatrician?
Joey: Of course it's true! How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?
Monica: She pulled it out of me! Shes like a conversational wizard! Howd it go?
Rachel: what, how do we know, we never slept with you.
Monica:: Ok (sits down next to him) This is how much I love you. (She presses play then puts her arm around Chandler's neck.)
Joey: How could you not remember that we slept together?
Monica:: Hi, how was your flight? (She hugs him)
Chandler: Thats funny, this conversations how I got the bullet hole in my head.
Monica:: I cannot tell you how happy that makes me! (They hug)
Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
Rachel: (surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh, she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly? (looks around for a spot)
Monica: Thats not how you see me, is it?
Joey: Uh huh, sure, yeah. How can you not remember me?
Waiter: How was everything, sir?
Ross: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesnt really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think its gonna make a difference
Phoebe: Three months? Okay... This is probably none of my business, but uhm, how long do you think you're gonna keep seeing her?
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
Rachel: Oh yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Sandy was just... was just telling me about how he proposed to his fiancée and it was just sooo beautiful.
Monica: Oh... How are they?
Monica: How hard is it? No shoes on the furniture.
Rachel: Okay, yknow what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what were gonna do! Im gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and Im gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?
Mike: So... how many guys have your key?
Chandler: Emma, how old are you? How old are you today? (holds up his index finger again)
JOEY: Hey.� How come you're answering your own phone?� Where's your crazy assistant?
Joey: Aaahh... How much do I owe you?
Chandler: How come?
[This starts another series of flashbacks about Joeys hobbies. The first one is from Episode 703: The One With Phoebes Cookies, Rachel is teaching Joey how to sail his boat, the Mr. Bowmont.]
Amy: Uh.. To name a few. You know.. You know.. You've just always been like this. You just have to have everything. And I couldn't have anything. Like in junior high, when you stole Timmy from me. I mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?
Ross: Okay, okay... How exactly is a two month old supposed to appreciate puppets?
Monica: Oh how nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress.
Amy: How hard could it be? You do it.
ROSS: I'm getting ready for the water skiing. [Mr. Greene opens the door which pulls Ross in] How are you doing?
ROSS: Shouldn't the pizza be here by now?� I mean, they said thirty minutes or less.� Well, how long has it been?
Rachel: How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we cant even be in the same room with each other?!